There's something not quite right in the bathroom department!
 

As quite a lot of you know, Roy is back from Russia and he's holidaying at Westwood Mansions until he can get a place for his family to move over.
It has been an excellent few weeks I've really enjoyed the company, however, (I thought having a however would make a nice change from having a 'But') back to the tale.....

However, there has been a problem in the bathroom that started a couple of days after he arrived.
In the middle of the night a toilet break is often required so you nip to the bog and relieve yourself, because you have nothing on your feet, you notice that the carpet around the toilet is a bit damp, not a real problem we, (men) all miss now and then!
When this has happened a few nights on the row you slowly hear alarm bells ringing and you begin to think, what exactly am I standing in?

Then you start to have doubts about your grown up sons aim in life!

This then leads to how do you approach a grown man and tell him either hit the bowl properly or we will have to introduce a sit down rule when using the facilities.

Fortunately I didn't have to broach this subject as one morning Roy turned to me and said, "Look Fatha' I know it's your house but don't you think you're a little young to be so senile that the floor is a better target than the bowl?".
I replied with a rather flustered, "Me? but I thought it was you!", we then had an in depth discussion about who could aim and hit the target at fifty paces from around a corner with the wind against us! This finally ended with us both agreeing to be more careful in future, but each of us knowing it was the other persons fault!

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oh i do like your tales... they always bring a smile.... lol

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Less, thanks for making me smile on a snowy boring Sunday. I'm glad you got it sorted......would hate to hear that you came to blows about who had the leak!

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Thanks Less, you've just cheered me up no end.

Just what i needed on a cold snowy day like today.

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Hey that gave me a laugh and just what I needed to cheer me up :)

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I bet you kicked the bowl, after being found out as a poor aimer.

'Look Roy, that's the culprit.';)

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Hang on if taking a shower take the clothes of first regardless of were you take it. ;)

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Note to self - no matter how desperate I might be - don't use Dad's toilet!!!!

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:D Oh Less you do have fun don't you.

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Pmsl Less that was sooo funny, half way down was going suggest putting a cork in the bowl to improve your aim;) .... but now maybe best putting a cork in the crack [..ed bowl:p ] instead lol:D

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So no one else thought this should have come under the category heading of 'too much information'????????

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You can make any situation sound so funny less.
Keep up the good work. lol

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only you could tell us like it is!!

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Hehehe, I have a feeling that I will never risk using the loo at Westwood Mansions.... Great story though.:D