Yippee the beef ban is lifted
 

So Johnny foreigner can once more enjoy Top British Beef now that the ban because of mad cow disease has been lifted, but hang on, they haven't had it for so long perhaps we should give them a few tips on how to cook this tasty morsel below is a recipe that will I hope assist in this:-

Take one Cattle truck (ensure it's fresh off the ferry)
Rock from side to side for ten minutes to stir up the contents,
Apply petrol, allow to roast until contents take on an ash-like consistency,
share amongst the other French farmers on a day trip out.
Yummy!
(an acceptable alternative to beef would be spring lamb)
http://www.animationlibrary.com/Anim...ls/Mad_cow.gif

lamb hotpot.

Re: Yippee the beef ban is lifted
 

Give it a week and those over subsidised French farmers will be up in arms over this.

Re: Yippee the beef ban is lifted
 

at last we can send our cows abroad

maybe its not too late to send my ex to france with the rest of the mad cows :D