Do my Posts look Normal to You?
 

No Gayle, we are not about to discuss the actual wordy type content of them, (that would overload the server!).

I mean, I spend days, well, hours, err well, minutes, (o.k. so I just throw a few random thoughts together and see how they go), composing these things and some of them just vanish into the system, others appear but in a form not even the sickest brain in the universe could imagine and occasionally they appear just as I put them down!

I know the site needs a bit of maintenance and when Roy gets time he will sort it, (honest!)

But there are times when I wonder.. is it just me?
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Look normal to me as I see it, which probably isn't very normal.;)

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Willow even I recognise that by making such a statement you should seek medical help!

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What have I ever done to upset you? Oh, apart from exist!!!!!!

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Gayle you don't upset me, there isn't a day goes by when I am not tempted to put you on a taller pedestal than the one from which you look down on me now and when you are at a sufficient height I look forward to using that one word that I can hardly keep from my lips!

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Whatever it is keep doing it :D

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Less..... don't take this the wrong way but; has there ever been anything normal about any of your posts?????:D :D ;)

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Could someone please explain to the rest of us exactly what this thread is all about?

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Oh no, not two of them. Please Tal, save yourself before the cloning process develops too far.

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Please, yes, there's time - the transformation hasn't fully happened yet, you haven't insulted me yet so there must be hope for your salvation!

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Gayle my sweet, my lovely, I feel so hurt, I haven't been insulting you, just pointing out those little imeperfections that others (those that don't care about you), wouldn't notice!
:rolleyes:

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Less if odd and weird firey cutting etc then they are normal. Are you planning a turnover of posts and tact?

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You don't have to.... it's not a challenge!

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I think I know what Less is getting at (Oh God, does this mean I think like Less? :eek: ).

A couple of times I've posted something on here and when I've entered it I've got that screen that says the page could not be displayed. I've then clicked on "back", gone into the topic again and my post is there but the "replies" tally doesn't recognise it and doesn't say I've posted. I've also had posts disappear without trace and a couple of times get posted twice with only one click of the button.

P.S.

Less will now tell me that's not what he meant at all. :rolleyes:

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You tell him Gayle, I still remember that accyweb meet when I said something to you, you said something to me, we were about to start a really good cat fight and 'our song' came on the juke box (it hadn't been our song but for me it will always be that way), Up until that moment I didn't realise my insults meant so much to you!

Do you remember? You stopped mid-retort and said, "so far as insults are concerned this just about sums you up!".

But you hesitated, an almost glass like film appeared over both your eyes, (not just the false one!).

Remember the song Gayle?

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Typical man - not only being unfaithful to me but admitting to it in such a cavalier way. I thought I meant so much more to you than just being another notch on your post.

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A notch on my Post? Not so good lady, (thank god there are still some about), I could fill a complete thread with insults (and reasons for those insults).
As it is I'm lazy and just like to brag about it the day after with my mates in the pub.

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Is that a compliment - or at least the closest thing to it?

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Bad English is what it is writ!

not so good, lady.

not so good (comma) lady.

Is perhaps how I should have displayed it, (notice how much better my insults are getting now that Jaysay seems to have butted out, I was nearly getting jealous!).
:cool:

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Ah but there is a difference between your insults and his - yours have a semblance of intelligence in them!

Don't get jealous about Jaysay, you know that I am yours and yours alone ............ oh, apart from when Neil or A-B or Tealeaf are on site!

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Hussy! but then I am lazy, it's like a tv quiz show, always put someone else on to warm it up ready for the main event!

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I always suspected you were the comedian that's not quite good enough to make it on air!

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[misquote=Gayle]I always suspected you were the comedian that's not quite good enough to make it on her![/misquote]

Madam! please, I may only be an amateur at it, (as I hope you, yourself are), but I can state most categorically when I have finished with my performance there has never, I repeat never been a lady without a smile on her face, (perhaps the odd chuckle as well as I'm making my way to the bathroom, but always a smile). Also, once I've finished rather than look for a repeat performance they all seem happy to take up knitting rather than have such a unique experience again!
:o

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[misquote=Gayle]I always suspected you were the comedian that's not quite good enough to make it on her![/misquote]

Madam! please, I may only be an amateur at it, (as I hope you, yourself are), but I can state most categorically when I have finished with my performance there has never, I repeat never been a lady without a smile on her face, (perhaps the odd chuckle as well as I'm making my way to the bathroom, but always a smile). Also, once I've finished rather than look for a repeat performance they all seem happy to take up knitting rather than have such a unique experience again!
:o

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[misquote=Gayle]I always suspected you were the comedian that's not quite good enough to make it on her![/misquote]

Madam! please, I may only be an amateur at it, (as I hope you, yourself are), but I can state most categorically when I have finished with my performance there has never, I repeat never been a lady without a smile on her face, (perhaps the odd chuckle as well as I'm making my way to the bathroom, but always a smile). Also, once I've finished rather than look for a repeat performance they all seemed happy to take up knitting rather than have such a unique experience again!
:o

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[misquote=Gayle]I always suspected you were the comedian that's not quite good enough to make it on her![/misquote]

Madam! please, I may only be an amateur at it, (as I hope you, yourself are), but I can state most categorically when I have finished with my performance there has never, I repeat never been a lady without a smile on her face, (perhaps the odd chuckle as well as I'm making my way to the bathroom, but always a smile). Also, once I've finished rather than look for a repeat performance they all seemed happy to take up knitting rather than have such a unique experience again!:o

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No wonder I'm so tired three times in one post!

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I felt tired before but three times in one post!

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see I told you I like to brag!

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I heard one of your ladies after a "performance" sent you a reef cos they thought you were dead!

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Is this one of those chatty threads?:D