It'll take a hurricane.....
 

....not a mere Gayle!

Anyone who's read the letters page in the Accy Obs will know what I'm talking about but it's not the only bad pun in there, the Accy Obs weren't above the 'stormed to victory over Gayle' one.

I'm 41, I reckon I've heard them all before (Gayle Force, blowing a Gayle, etc) ...... OR HAVE I?

Prize of karma (it's all I've got) to the best and the worst puns on my name - come on I'm sure that the combined minds of the intellects on here can beat Jaysay's mundane effort.

Oh, and if you want to use my last name, I'm pretty sure I've heard all the Jedi Knight, Knights of the Round Table, Knights of a thousand knives jokes as well - but again, HAVE I?

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"Not alright on the knight!!"

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Its unusual to have a Gayle outdone by a big puff ....... of wind. Its a shame John Farrer 's (who wrote the letter) ex wife Sandra hayes didn't do as well.

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To Knight's the Knight for Gayle Knight

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Nice thread Gayle, I like someone who can take the p*ss out of themself. It shows that your not bothered about silly things people say about you. I am a lot like that, there is not much that bothers me that way either.

What about a business name after that famous car - Knight Industries Two Thousand and Six. Or KITTAS for short.

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"Highton- ed Tension!"

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Not bad but don't think people will get that one Mickelistus!

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once A Knight Is Enough ;)

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Haha. Dont mean to be nasty towards Gayle, but thats quite a good one.

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Maiden name

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"Mighty Gayle blasts Peter over the Brit-cliffe!"

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Knave takes Knight.

p.s. check your dictionary for definition of knave....and guess who?

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Lmao. Your quite good at this arent you. :D Tickled me did that one.

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GAYLE KNIGHT IS A LOVELY NAME
better than a man being called BEN DOVER,or IVOR BIGON

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You've been watching too much hard core porn, Granny.

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Haha. Its even better than Phil Mc'rackin.

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" A Knight,uum, Gayle sank near the Berkely, squire!"...I think I`ve peaked

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A long time ago! :p

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Ok, wise move Tal - I still like you and it would be nice to keep it that way!

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I wouldn't worry Tal, there's going to be plenty more opportunities to insult me - you'll find it's a hobby of some people on here!

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Just point them out to me Gayle, any insult coming your way should be because it's meant, not because they think you're an easy target!

(I have considered a few names to call you on this thread, they made me laugh but it needs to be moved to the over 18 section to display them!).

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpgBy the way, when did you write this? Is it autobiographical? my thoughts are, probably!
Just to give you a plug, Amazon
Still have the original 24 copies published!

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New knight rider films out soon, cool, fast, sleek, stylish, nothings impossible. shame david hasselhof has to ruin it.

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That's freaky! Today, for the first time in a long time I played on google and I googled my own name and came up with this book myself - presume that's what you did.

I didn't write it sadly, my book is still inside me!

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No, I paid a small fortune to a publisher, just to have the covers printed, then I paid another small fortune to Amazon to rent the space on their site just so I could wind you up!

Gayle, I am getting longer in the tooth with every passing day, the Hour that the grim reaper takes his final revenge on me for all that I have said about his boss is getting ever closer so can I ask, if you have any humanity in that political soul of yours, could you please delay the publication of that book until then?
The reason I ask is because otherwise I would have to read it from cover to cover just so that I can criticise it honestly!
Plus I would have to pay full price for it as I don't subscribe to Mills & Boone.

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Any chance you could give me a date on that?

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knight is a lot easier than my last name - i had it changed to plenty of variations even at school it still get changed now!

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Would two weeks on Tuesday do? Or would you like a little longer just for correcting spelling mistakes, proof reading, finding the plot?


http://www.cambridge2000.com/gallery.../PC260290e.jpg
Will they ever leave me alone?

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Yep, that's the problem - I lost that a long time ago!

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:p :p About the same time I peaked!:p

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Suspect the two things were connected!!!!

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After reviewing all the entries I must say that I like this one best. So a prize of karma goes to Uncle Mick for.....

"Mighty Gayle blasts Peter over the Brit-cliffe!"

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Ha Ha .....lol

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I must admit Gayle, I expected you to return with,