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Just watching Room 101 and thought what a fab idea! Choose five things to put into Room 101 that really annoy you. They can either be concepts or real things or people

My five things are:-

Bananas – slimy, nasty food. They invented bananas for babies or OAPs who have no teeth and if I ever get to the banana eating stage again then I’ll know I’m old!

Comb overs – why bother? If you’ve got no hair don’t try and kid us that you have!

Roundabouts – which insane town centre planner first invented them? People have no idea how to use them and they cause more problems than they solve plus, the bigger they are the worse they are.

Cheats – Monopoly cheats are the worst but any cheats are equally despicable.

…and of course, DIRTY KNEES!



So, that’s my five – what are yours?

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1/Late pub opening times.
2/going the toilet and missing someone elses round.
3/Not going toilet and getting caught for own round.
4/Finding the pork scratching's in the ash-tray have gone soggy 'cos someone spilt their drink over them.
5/Early pub closing times.

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The guest (pratt) that was on it!

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1) ALL manufactured pop bands.
2) ALL manufactured pop band fans.
3) Manchester United
4) Manchester United fans
5) Miserable tarty southern shandy boys who put bits of banana (there you go gayle) in the top of their lager to take the taste away.

I'm having a 6th one:
6) Welsh yokels.

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Top of the list is cheese, I hate it, next, folks that think they know it all but know nowt, Telefonica, the Spanish phone company, warm beer, and finally, direct from 'im indoors...........he wants my noisy budgies to go too, shame on him.

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1) reality tv shows. 2)cheats agree with gayle i despise em. 3) jobsworths can't stand em. 4) manufactured boy/girl bands with shaker on that 5) the P.C. brigade. can't say why without using foul language.:D

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1/Drivers that don't indicate.

2/The Brummy accent.

3/Craft fairs.

4/Leggings.

5/High streets that are filled with exactly the same multi-national multiple stores.

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is that a wind up or do people really do that ?

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Seen wedges of lime when I was down amongst the Southern nancys but never a nana.:eek: :D

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could well bite.. but a lump of spud or half the nori brick works in mi (real ale ) pint may put me off

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lol southern nancy's. does that include milton keynes with it's hundreds of roundabouts or is that midlands.
Lucky that I'm not a brummie and you'd like it here rindy we've got lots of unique stores, And you've just missed the craft fair.

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mine would have to be.

1) Recycling every 2 weeks.

2) junk mail

3) people who talk too much.

4) hang overs

5) terrorists

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1)people who smoke next to my son,and then wonder why i give them a dirty look and walk away.
2)people who give me grief about watching soaps/big brother then when im watching it come and sit n watch it with me!
3)parents who reckon their way of parenting is the right way and dont bother listening or researching into any other methods,but are ready to dish out advice at any time.
4)taxi drivers smoking or spitting whilst your in the cab.
5)stress from work,alot of my friends have had break-downs and stress related illness due to work and can never relax.wouldn't it be nice to walk out of work and completely forget it till you have to go back?

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Hmmm, you don't suppose these break downs have anything to do with people trying to live by your rules do you?:D
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Drunk drivers
Bad Ale
Cheeky kids
Bad Manners
People who are cruel to animals

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Hopefully cos at least there trying to live by them instead of ignoring them...i think im worth a break down:p

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Hey Gayle! I’m an OAP (pushing 70) and I have all my teeth that I grew myself except for half a dozen that have been removed over the years.

You should think yourself lucky not to like bananas if that is what you want. Many of us didn’t even know what a banana was, let alone actually tasted one, until the very late forties.

Incidentally from what I hear – bananas are like gold dust in Australia with banana rustling the current crime wave.

In no particular order:
Cheats of any kind. Particularly able bodied drivers who park in disabled bays.
The PC Brigade.
Cruelty to animals. (not the group)
Intolerance of other people’s opinions, likes and dislikes.
Spin doctors.

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Might as well chuck my five in too

1. Cheese - especially parmesan (it's just grated verrucas)

2. Fish - My idea of hell is a meal of Fish in Cheese Sauce (or Cheese in Fish Sauce........how vile is THAT!!!!)

3. Kids who play god awful dance music on their mobile phones at full volume whilst on the bus.

4. Ignorant people (see No. 3)

5. The whole chav/asbo culture that's very prevalent at the moment.

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Mine would have to be:-
1.Malcolm Glazer.
2.His sons
3.Sky TV( for spoiling our beautiful game)
4.Chelski.
5.Arsene Wenger.

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Mine:
1. Idiots in chatrooms who think they know what theyre talking about when they dont
2. Snakes - they give me nightmares
3. People who like to butt into other people business when it hasnt got anything to do with them
4. Bus fares - why is it so expensive
5. Cruelty to anyone or anything.

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Here are my 5.........

1...Morons who drive with their stereos in their car at 900 decibels
2...People who look down on others
3...standing in queues
4..getting the prompts on phone to press 1...press 2 etc....
5....a parrot telling you to ......get stuffed.....

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I have NEVER liked parmesan cheese, but have never thought of it as grated veruccas(what a wonderful description)....I have always thought it smelled like vomit...so why would you put it on your food?

1) Celery - in whatever form....You should eat the paper and throw the celery away.
2) Avocado's - now they really beat banana's in the slimy stakes.
3) Intolerant people - though I fear I may be becoming one of those.
4) People who walk down the supermarket aisle talking into a mobile phone saying to someone 'I'm just in the sauce aisle'
5) Cruelty to animals.

I could go on....but if five is all I can have then that is my list.

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I knew there must be someone somewhere who didn't like cheese, thanks Shady.............and I agree with Margaret, parmesan does smell like vomit!

A good thread this.

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1) Salesmen for Gas or Electricity companies who stand, uninvited, on my doorstep and tell me they can save me a lot of money if I change to them.
2) Women with bulging waistlines who wear crop tops and low slung pants.
3) People with no children in their cars who park in parent & child spaces.
4) Baseball caps - naff on anyone over age 14 who isn't a baseball player.
5) Angel Delight - yeeeeeuch!

(Sorry, cheese-haters, I love the stuff - even Parmesan).

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Mine would be :-
1) The people who put Football on TV when my programmes should be on.
2) Cruel people.
3) Those flippin accident adverts.
4) People who are rude.
5) Comedians that aren't funny.

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1 Honeycomb tripe
2 Lady tripe
3 Brown tripe , "elder" the stuff made from a cows udder
4 Tripe and Onions
5 Sheeps head broth , .......mi grandads favourite phrase ...."tell yon butcher to leave the eyes in they'll see us thru the week .........traumatic words to a 7yr old

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I cant think who you are talking about in your No.1 of things you hate Jen.

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don't tell porkies mthead lol:D

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1: Political correctness
2: Drivers who wear trilbys
3: Women who don't indicate at roundabouts and expect us to read their minds.
4: People famous for being famous
5: Middle lane hoggers on the motorway

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my 5 things

1 http://www.i-pets.com/pics/cats/cat8.jpg

2 http://www.scat.demon.co.uk/cats/muscat.png

3 http://www.animalfriendsrescue.org/i..._priscilla.jpg

4 http://i.ugtz.com/albums/Cats/sweetie_stare.jpg

5: people who dress cats and dosgs in cloths , they have fur for a bloody reason :rolleyes:

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wow, just noticed those door hinges in pic 4, don't let simon see them, he'll go straight round to put the correct ones on.

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well, my friend had a dog called Eric .. teee hee .. killed that cat next door and she had to have in put down, which Chav has already commented on if memory serves me correct.
Anyway, thinkin' about this 101 .. firstly pasta ... yuk, secondly, school runners ... will be back.

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1. People who think they own the chat room
2. people who have to use karma as a weapon
3. people who tell their so called mates to just keep taking karma off me
4. people who but in to my use of the chat room and try to make me sign stupid petitions for mods that aren't needed
5. people who are immature and have to keep having childish digs in the forums.

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1. cigarettes or just the smoke from them, shame you can't get smokeless ones.
2. curry, shame you can't get tasteless ones, or can you ?
3. chavs
4. dodgy servers
5. my graphics card :(

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Ok .. done a re-assement:-

1) Pasta .. particularly cold in salads, Marks and Spencer used to do a good one for lunch, but now all contain that gooey, chewy blob of starch.

2) School runners, mainly secondary school kids. The brew up to the lights at Clayton is now an absolute nightmare, 'cept in school hols. of course. Lights changed three times this week, before I could proceed from Sparth Road into Whalley Road to join the crawling traffic.

3) Wasps .. 'cause I'm scared of them, having said that, don't like the look of this bee that has just done a kamikaze flight through my door, banged against another window and now frantically climbing up and down to find a way out .. think it's on speed.:eek:

4) Wrinkles ... say no more. What happened ??

5) Housework of any type, useless occupation.

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That last one hatter you talking about yourself again?

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Ok here's mine
1) people who leave cricket/football matches before the end!
2) Courgettes
3) Slugs
4) women who scream and bawl at their kids whilst out shopping.
5) Oasis.

Sorted,put the lot in Room 101 and I am a happy bunny.

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actualy ime the opposite i hate it when peopel dont controll their kids while shopping


only because i want to scoot around on the shopping trollys though :D

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my new 5 things

1: jackie
2: linda
3: paul
4: steven
5: their manky dog that i cant remember the name of


now thats the ex's family outa the way maybe me and my boys can get some peace :D :D :D :D

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Yah don't get on any more then ??? :)

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A bad pint.

Cheeky badley behaved kids.

People that cant be bothered to get a job because they are better of moneywise when unemployed.

Red tape.

Hot weather.

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1) Huge mobs of kids (is it the herd survival instinct?)
2) People who talk on their phones while at the till in my shop.
3) Flat cider in pubs
4) Being talked to in pub toilets by drunk strangers.
5) Really hot, muggy weather (and having to work through it)

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1)overweight women (or men) who drive 500 yards to pick kids up from school.
2)people in same street as me who dont work but drive new cars and appear to have more money than me.
3)sky tv prices.
4)loud arrogant people.
5)man utd followed closely by ipsh*t and chelsea.

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Loan adverts
accident claim adverts
ringtone adverts
the lack of pg tip monkeys in adverts
existence of adverts

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while i'm on one...world cup charts.
can't stand em. you WATCH the footy; what is to be acheived in recording every single bloody score?!
also - put shops in room 101 who lump you with the bloody things with everything you buy - no names mentioned except for a certain zone of music in accy. WHY!!!

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OK who put roy in room 101 hes been missing for ages :D

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Thought he had a breakdown brought on by the members. :eek:

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roy only gets breakdowns because he drives a crappy landrover :D


needs to get himself a real 4x4 and buy a suzuki ;)

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advertisements, i didn't realise there were so many on the internet, they're everywhere, on msn messenger, on hotmail, msn groups, on my proboards forum. I can't wait to get my pc back so I don't have to see any of them ever again.

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a suki broke down on the M9 at Grangemouth so that aint much of a swap especially when the towns highest point is the banks of the River Carron its that flat. :D

Better of with a mountain bike. :D

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I've had a change of mind and got a new five

1. People who dont finish things
2.

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Here's my 5

1 - Cold callers esp religious freaks

2 - Litter louts (includes people who dont clean up after their dogs)

3 - George Bush

4 - Hairy backs

5 - Tony Blair and his cronies

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I'm watching Room 101 now with Sara Cox. One of her pet hates is people who let off random fireworks. We could have been seperated at birth!!!!

Did anyone hear the random fireworks in Ossy last night?

Remember, remember the 1st of July - got a ring to it, hasn't it.

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I didn't hear anything last night Gayle but folk who set off fireworks willy nilly really get on my nerves too. :(

Idiots.

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1. Spiders can't stand them they really creep me out!
2.Cold Callers,they call at the most innapropriate times and you can never tell what they are saying if they get through.
3.Cheese,eggs or any dairy product,i can't stand the taste or smell of any of it.
4.Dole dossers,especially people on disability when clearly there is nothing wrong with them.
5.Manufactured bands,it winds me up that people with no talent can have hugely successful careers and sell millions of albums just because they are vaguely good looking and bands with real talent who write their own stuff and play their instruments get no recognition.

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5 dingles, though thats not enough.:D:D:D

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1. mosquitos.

2. American tourists who arrive in Canada in July, looking for somewhere to ski.

3. People who mistreat animals.

4. People who talk on cell phones in restaurants.

5. People who ruin a perfectly good rum by mixing it with coke ... the only mix you need for liquor is saliva.

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Oh, and mosquitos.

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I heard the fireworks and wondered what the occasion was.
My five things would be
1. Chelski
2. hypocrites
3. reality TV shows especially Big Brother
4. Bad bear
5. any sort of crime

and if pushed for a sixth Dingles except dave and GC:D:rolleyes: