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bullseyebarb 27-08-2006 15:18

What's next, spud mashers?
 
"More than 17,700 weapons, including daggers, machetes, steak knives and even paring knives, were handed in during the first week of a national knife amnesty in Britain, the Home Office recently reported."

Well, whoopee! Guess you folks can't be trusted with sharp, pointy objects, eh? Seriously though, may one ask what this law is supposed to accomplish? And would anyone care to speculate on what the next banned item might be?

chav1 27-08-2006 18:01

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
i think you have to be 16 or maybe 18 before you can buy a knife

however you can buy an axe , a sledge hammer etc from your local DIY store at any age or a baseball bat from your local sports shop

who needs knife shops when you can buy much better tools and at bargain discount prices from B&Q :D

bullseyebarb 27-08-2006 19:57

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
Headline from The Times, August 9th, 2006. "Knife attacks surge 73% as amnesty fails." Gee, so soon? Doubtless more Draconian measures will soon follow.

SPUGGIE J 27-08-2006 20:31

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
There are amnisties on a regular basis so whats to say they aint going out and buy some cheap knife and hand that in and keep the good one. Mabe rulers will be next to stop kids waking each other with them.

Gayle 27-08-2006 21:11

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
Or may be all the good guys will hand over their slightly dodgy knives, leaving all the idiots and thugs with weapons.

cashman 28-08-2006 00:00

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle
Or may be all the good guys will hand over their slightly dodgy knives, leaving all the idiots and thugs with weapons.

got it in one gayle, amnestys are as much use as t**s on a fella.:D

expat 28-08-2006 12:16

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
I once went to a night club in Wigan, the bouncer on the door asked us if we had any knives on us, we said no, so he gave us one each.

chav1 28-08-2006 12:35

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by expat
I once went to a night club in Wigan, the bouncer on the door asked us if we had any knives on us, we said no, so he gave us one each.

if you had taken a knife maybe you would have been able to stop him ;)

AccyJay 28-08-2006 12:45

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
Reams of paper will be next i think. Paper is nasty, paper cuts really hurt. lol

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expat 29-08-2006 07:23

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
It took me a while but I have just got it, ( thats the joke I mean)

expat 29-08-2006 07:26

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
posted twice by mistake, don't know how to get rid of this

grannyclaret 29-08-2006 11:49

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
I have some very dodgey looking knitting needles

SPUGGIE J 29-08-2006 19:20

Re: What's next, spud mashers?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by grannyclaret
I have some very dodgey looking knitting needles

Better watch they dont take them away and give you a knitting machine. :eek::D


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