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grego 13-10-2006 11:23
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Just been reading todays Telegraph, which I dont normally buy and was quite shocked by the amount of people offering "escort services" 24/7 hotel or home, to me this screams prostitution, I'm no prude but this doesn't seem right to me, what do you think?:eek:

lettie 13-10-2006 11:32
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I think you have way too much free time in your hands grego.....:D

grego 13-10-2006 11:36
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Yeah your right there, especially now I've to put my feet up!

lancsdave 13-10-2006 11:37
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Why would you need an escort in your home ? Surely most people know there way round their own homes lol

Dave

steve 13-10-2006 11:39
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I drive a vx nova thats good enough for me.

mrskitty 13-10-2006 11:44
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From the title i thought you were offering yourself out as an escort grego.....i got quite excited:D :rolleyes:

grego 13-10-2006 11:52
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You wouldn't be that excited Miss Kitty, I'm female and 8 1/2 months pregnant!!!lol

mrskitty 13-10-2006 11:54
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hahaha i thought about that after i posted!!!!!!!!!!!omg how embarrassed am i :)

chav1 13-10-2006 12:14
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this thread reminds me of a picture i took of a newsagents window in blackpool that i was going to post here but my scanner broke

the window had teh usual for sale items in the window like bikes , fridges etc but most of teh adverts were for discreet tansexual services and a few photos of various ladys naked tied to beds etc willing to provide services for a set price but most importantly of all they were all willing to travel or could accomodate whatever that means :confused:

so if somone says they had a good time at blackpool with a dingy and 2 oars god knows what they were realy up to :eek:

accymel 13-10-2006 12:30
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Originally Posted by misskitty
hahaha i thought about that after i posted!!!!!!!!!!!omg how embarrassed am i :)
Pmsfl Miss Kitty oh dear lucks out then lol:D

Tealeaf 13-10-2006 13:32
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Any babes on here between 18-45 who fancy a personal massage, just PM me; I should be around Accy next weekend. My rates are quite reasonable.

accymel 13-10-2006 13:36
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Originally Posted by Tealeaf
Any babes on here between 18-45 who fancy a personal massage, just PM me; I should be around Accy next weekend. My rates are quite reasonable.
Lmao!!! Tealeaf well i never:eek: lol how come you never offered that at the last meet????:D

Tealeaf 13-10-2006 13:39
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Originally Posted by accymel
Lmao!!! Tealeaf well i never:eek: lol how come you never offered that at the last meet????:D
You never asked! :D

accymel 13-10-2006 13:42
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Originally Posted by Tealeaf
You never asked! :D
Not a question that i would ask a gent lol besides i didnt know tho do now hehehehehe:D

Kisser 13-10-2006 14:01
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I've just got back from Amsterdam and I was quite shocked how 'open' it all is out there. Like Grego I'm no prude, but blimey lol. These women were all really attractive too. It was quite entertaining though sat in a bar watching the men walking up and down, then back again and again for another look until they finally got the courage to go in. We timed them, the quickest was 8 mins and he didn't half scarper when he came out!!

BLACKBURN RAVER 13-10-2006 14:05
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Originally Posted by Kisser[COLOR=magenta
We timed them, the quickest was 8 mins and he didn't half scarper when he came out!![/COLOR]

pmsfl

sound like he scarpered whilst he was in there too....8 mins ...bloodyhell...i can weeeeeee longer than that :D

Kisser 13-10-2006 14:08
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Plus he had a business suit on too so I am assuming this would have come off and have to be put back on again. Also, the number of people that lit up a ciggie as soon as they came out - no pillow talk then eh!

entwisi 13-10-2006 14:57
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Probably found that teh 'lady' wasn't

chav1 13-10-2006 14:59
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Originally Posted by Kisser
Plus he had a business suit on too so I am assuming this would have come off and have to be put back on again. Also, the number of people that lit up a ciggie as soon as they came out - no pillow talk then eh!
i think the brothells have a no smoking policy, i guess anything can be smoked except a ciggy so they have to go outside for one ;)

lettie 13-10-2006 15:18
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It's a laugh in Amsterdam.. I was there earlier this year, you can see 'ladies' in their windows during the day too. Every now and then they'll leave the window for a while and get on with their ironing..:D Sex may be everywhere in Amsterdam but at least they are serious about sexual health. There are condom machines everywhere and plenty of drop in STI clinics for those who were stupid enough to cop off and not use a condom. That's more than can be said for this country.

Tealeaf 13-10-2006 15:26
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Originally Posted by lettie
It's a laugh in Amsterdam.. I was there earlier this year, you can see 'ladies' in their windows during the day too. Every now and then they'll leave the window for a while and get on with their ironing..:D Sex may be everywhere in Amsterdam but at least they are serious about sexual health. There are condom machines everywhere and plenty of drop in STI clinics for those who were stupid enough to cop off and not use a condom. That's more than can be said for this country.
I remember in my student days, my old mate Greasy Gav had a very nasty accident while having sex on an ironing board. The lady in question was red haired and somewhat obese and unforunatly her weight was just a bit to much for the ironing apparatus, which promptly collapsed, trapping my friend Gav's manhood between the underside of the board and one of it's legs. He had to go to hospital...not very nice.

lettie 13-10-2006 15:36
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Originally Posted by Tealeaf
I remember in my student days, my old mate Greasy Gav had a very nasty accident while having sex on an ironing board. The lady in question was red haired and somewhat obese and unforunatly her weight was just a bit to much for the ironing apparatus, which promptly collapsed, trapping my friend Gav's manhood between the underside of the board and one of it's legs. He had to go to hospital...not very nice.
Hehehehe.....Poor Gav.:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38: I shouldn't laugh but I have this image in my mind and it won't go away..

Tealeaf 13-10-2006 15:45
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Gav was wearing a condom at the time, but it didn't do him much good...

accymel 13-10-2006 16:05
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Originally Posted by lettie
Hehehehe.....Poor Gav.:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38: I shouldn't laugh but I have this image in my mind and it won't go away..
Pmslmao i should laugh either but that was funny & wincing at the same time i bet he dont do the ironing anymore either lmao!!!:D

garinda 13-10-2006 16:56
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I've moaned about this before somewhere.:(

I left, the Telegraph was quite a good local paper.

Twenty years later I return, the Lancashire Evening Telegraph is the worst local daily paper in the country. and now carries adverts for prostitution.

Again I'm certainly no prude, but I think it's disgusting in a family paper, and certainly doesn't encourage parents to let their children to take an interest in local current affairs.

'Daddy what's a domanatrix and golden showers?'

Crass.:mad:


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