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Me and the wife are starting a 10 day Detox tommorow.. Did one last year.. Gonna do one every year.. cleans the system out... Anyone else done one.. WE got the Carol Vourdaman detox book which helped for what to eat.

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Bacon buttys you mean  :D

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wow i love a bacon butty  :D

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just finished one for me supper  ;D

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watch ya heart mick   going into the kitchen told u that womans work lol

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Detox  ??? He even started frying chips in the wok when i got rid of the deepfat fryer, after he had his heart attack.  :-X

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its ok she made it i dont know where the kitchen is yet :D

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phew thought u was letting the side down for a min there mick  ;D

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no chance
i did find the kitchen once but lost it again
its the one with all those funny machines in isant it ???

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I keep trying to forget where it is, but the kids keep reminding me.  :(

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Where is it ???
can you post a map ;D

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Wait while they fly the nest like mine Caz.  :(

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io seen cazzer she  always in the kitchen  ;D

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Dont know where my kitchen is . . .  but i know where the fridge is, and all the choccy biscuits inside  ;D

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All i need to know is how to use my microwave. Can't live without my microwave.

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we just got a monkey in our kitchen well its a griller lol ;D

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You know where the kitchen is Happyone :o

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no    wife  told me  i  thopught that room was a take away i knew food came out of it  just didnt know how it gets in there ;D

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Has everone got a takeway room in there house then

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ask  anne lol she prob knows where it is  :o

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He'l tell ya out lol. He knows were the kitchen is when he wants something to eat i cant microwave.
This cafe only does brews and micro meals these days. Unless kids comeing to tea then I have a big pan to make some stew. He cooks all his own dirty curries and stuff.  [smiley=puke.gif] [smiley=puke.gif]

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there is nout wrong in a good sweet & sour or currie ;D

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Have some cheese int oven. Far better for ya than that muck and i'l even cook it.  :D :D :D

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[quote author=ANNE link=board=general;num=1063838283;start=0#22 date=09/18/03 at 21:53:48]Have some cheese int oven. Far better for ya than that muck and i'l even cook it. :D :D :D[/quote]
cant stand the stuff [smiley=puke.gif] [smiley=puke.gif]

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my god mick no wonder your ill   with her not cooking  wubbly curries for u  ;D

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As i said cant find the kitchen so i cook in a big bucket over a candle in the back yard in the rain :D

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aww  mick ok i will lend ya my brolly keep the rain off your candle :P

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you have a brolly  :o

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and a pair of wellies if ya need them  ;)

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you are lucky :P

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swop you a jar of jam for them

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is it still in date ? :-/

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hope so i havent bought it yet ;D

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been off here all aft, been searching for the kitchen  ;D

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;D okl   two jars per wellie

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did you find one ???

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Now you dropped your self in it. happyoneone ;D is gonna be  :( one when Caz gets her hands on you.
she will [smiley=whack.gif] [smiley=smack.gif] [smiley=poke2.gif] [smiley=flamethrower.gif] when she gets hold of you. Coz you sed you had no jam for her.
He will be ill if he tries to make me do smelly curries and dog sick.
He can stay in the rain with is candle and your brolly. lol

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ups i should not have posted that im not here if Anne asks
you have not seen me all day 8)

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<===== he is over there anne   ;D

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Hes fibbing ANNE hes thata way ========>

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<======he went that way he  doubled back    ;D

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^ up there now - in the IM

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He can't hide forever folks. Have you told im off bout your jam Caz.

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8) ???

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mick go the jam not me  ;)

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dont know anyone by that name on here 8)

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gonna start calling mick the scarlet pimpernel  ;D

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I'm pretty good at flinging wellies happy, better not give anybody my jam! [smiley=whack.gif]

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[smiley=thefinger.gif]  ;D i can hide

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Not as well as mick can  [smiley=bigglasses.gif]

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;D  but no one knows where i am  8)

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I am a master of disguise [smiley=golly.gif]

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Is it safe yet ??? [smiley=golly.gif]

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We can see you Happyone   [smiley=golly.gif][smiley=uzi.gif]

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see i was here all the time and u   cant see me [smiley=ello.gif]

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Ho yes we can [smiley=lol.gif]

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;) [smiley=idunno.gif] know how ya found me  :'(

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Just followed the trail of jam  ;D

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[smiley=smile.gif] but i   tried not to  leave a trail :(

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it was dripping from the donought you donought ;D

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:'( i  left  that trail of jam for cazzer to find me not you mick [smiley=jump3.gif]

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cazzer can smell a jam butty at 20 paces

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Oh, yes likes her jam does Cazzer.

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jam is good for your  skin  :D

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Thats good coz you will be wearing it when Cazzer finds you.  ;D ;D ;D

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;) i will  let her lick the jampot lid  :D

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Woooooooooooo.  [smiley=frown.gif] Think you might need to do some grovalling.

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Right - where is he? who's hiding him? [smiley=cursing.gif]

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Maybe he emmigrated? Sounds like someone is in a sticky mess

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Think he's gone down under then?  [smiley=updown.gif]
Under the table more like.  [smiley=uzi.gif]

Don't do lids, only the full jar. Not good enough!  [smiley=boxing_smiley.gif]

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[smiley=ello.gif] here i am  ;D

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GOT YA!!!!!! [smiley=whack.gif]

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Been waiting for ya. knew you'd come back to the scene of the crime! ;D ;D ;D

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[smiley=poke2.gif] couldnt resist  the big stick u hit me  with

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BEEN TO HAPPYS HOUSE LOADS OF TIMES NEVER HAD A JAM BUTTIE OF HIM DONT THINK HE AS ANY JAM OR EVEN BREAD LETS HAVE A WHIP ROUND FOR HIM THE POOR GUY  ;D

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He has a full jar i gave him yesterday  :D

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He likes to SPREAD it about a bit (the jam)

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He didn't give you a jam butty Crusader coz he got no plates.  :(

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;)  no jam for u crusader i gave you a kitkat instead :o

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hey whats all this splashing money about a bit :o

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;) u can have a kitkat to  mick

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ooo thats nice thanks ;D ;D

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;) as long as u dont   try get on my knee again  ::)

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i will think about it ;D ;D ;D
anyway your knee not big enough i missed

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;) only just