girls
 

what does a cloud and a man have in common? it makes your day when they ****** off.

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Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because there plugged into a genius.  

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;D  ;D  Men are like lava lamps, can be fun to look at, but not too bright.  ;D

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;D  ;D Why hasnt a women been sent to the moon yet - cos it dosent need cleaning!!!  ;D

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If your wife says she is not very well and gos to bed
offer to do the house work for her :D


And see how fast she recovers when you start hoovering the windows :)

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What do men and beer have in common?

they're both empty from the neck up  ;D

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why do women have small feet??

so they can stand closer to the Kitchen Sink!!
;D

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[quote author=adi link=board=general;num=1063298777;start=0#7 date=09/12/03 at 11:49:38]why do women have small feet??

[/quote]
so they can get it in there mouth more often ;)

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when do u let a woman out of the kitchen ( to make the bed ) ;D

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[quote author=happyone link=board=general;num=1063298777;start=0#9 date=09/12/03 at 16:24:33]when do u let a woman out of the kitchen  ;D[/quote]
Too go to the shop for more beer

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when is it time to   change a light bulb in the kitchen never do it let her cook in the dark  :D

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I hope your anne has'nt read your post mick. If she has there's every chance of your bald patch growing back. ;D

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He's probably right about the feet Janet. Has for the beer. In his dreams.
You think he's only joking about hoovering the windows. Hee Hee ;D ;D

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[quote author=janet link=board=general;num=1063298777;start=0#11 date=09/12/03 at 17:58:20]I hope your anne has'nt read your post mick. If she has there's every chance of your bald patch growing back. ;D[/quote]
Not to worry janet only age and wishfull thinking  ;)

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mick  thats how the window was broken u hoooooovering  them  ;D