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mani	25-10-2006 16:47

what will b the pc thread this christmas?

following the request of someone on the eid mubarak thread

i was wondering whats going to be the topic of the main pc gone mad thread?

christmas lights seems to be a past story

i think its going to be about a nativity play but because of pc they wont b able to say who actually was born... and thus turn the nativity play into a drama suspense play

failing that one...

it'll b the legend of santa will have to be changed as its not health and safety for santa to come thru an unswept chimney anymore...

WillowTheWhisp

25-10-2006 16:55

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Not so much a whodunnit then as a who is it? :D

AccyJay

25-10-2006 16:57

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Santa Claus the hoody.

morgan_brotherz

25-10-2006 17:03

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"Its PC GONE MAD!"

My Fav Saying =]

slinky

25-10-2006 17:03

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Are we allowed to have a WHITE christmas any more??

slinky

25-10-2006 17:10

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Parents won't be allowed to tell their children that santa will COME and fill their stockings................

That wouldn't be very PC now would it!!!

Also no selection boxes because they don't contain your 5 a day fruit and veg......... unless Jamie Oliver has already thought about that one too :D

mani	25-10-2006 17:12

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oooooooooh yeah

maybe it'll b a ban on the song white christmas

esp those ppl who say it doesnt actually snow anymore on christmas so...

WillowTheWhisp

25-10-2006 17:14

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The "All our yesterdays brigade" will be wanting to put apples and oranges and nuts in the kids' pillowcases. But sugar mice will of course be banned.

silvermain

25-10-2006 17:16

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What about gingerbread men? where the hell are the gingerbread women? How sexist!!!!!!!!

slinky

25-10-2006 17:19

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Nothing to do with christmas, but, I suppose we can't play ' pin the tail on the donkey ' anymore either can we??

The donkey would be telling you " Right kids you'll have to wait now, I am allowed an offical break, be back in half a hour". :D:D

silvermain

25-10-2006 17:23

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If anyone is actually thinking yes that right to any of these then you need a life lol.

garinda

25-10-2006 17:23

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They should stop having a curly haired, blond, little baby Jesus, and make him look more realistic.

http://www.babyjesusdoll.com/_images/afrobaby.gif

slinky

25-10-2006 17:27

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Originally Posted by garinda

They should stop having a curly haired, blond, little baby Jesus, and make him look more realistic.

http://www.babyjesusdoll.com/_images/afrobaby.gif

Here is the same person when he has grown up Rindy

silvermain

25-10-2006 17:30

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Just on the subject of pc sillyness. My mum got pulled over about a month ago for have one of these in her car front window...

http://www.quartette.com/sunny/dolls...nior-golly.jpg

AccyJay

25-10-2006 17:30

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The chavs will have a problem understanding "away in a manger, no CRIB for a bed"

You can just imagine it .............

Chav 1: No crib for a bed?
Chav 2: Wots that about?
Chav 1: dunno, a crib's a house man innit.

:D

silvermain

25-10-2006 17:31

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lol jay that so true. might here that on a thursday nearer christmas out side lardies.

garinda

25-10-2006 17:38

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Originally Posted by slinky

Here is the same person when he has grown up Rindy

He grew up and was in the group Imagination?:D

AccyJay

25-10-2006 17:40

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"Rocking (dancing) around the Christmas tree" - That will have to stop on health & saftey grounds.

:D

lancsdave

25-10-2006 18:35

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As Santa is normally portrayed as a portly figure surely he will be banned under the countries new healthy eating rules ?

AccyJay

25-10-2006 18:37

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Maybe Santa could have a shave as part of a compromise over the face veil argument.

:D

BLACKBURN RAVER

25-10-2006 18:48

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and we'l get told that we cant say " rudolph the red nosed reindeer "...because it segregates him from the group..... it will have to be " rudolph the reindeer "....:D

WillowTheWhisp

25-10-2006 18:52

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Originally Posted by garinda

They should stop having a curly haired, blond, little baby Jesus, and make him look more realistic.

http://www.babyjesusdoll.com/_images/afrobaby.gif

Why is he wearing a cross? Is that an anachronism?

AccyJay

25-10-2006 18:56

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All of Santa's helpers should be investigated to make sure that they're paying their taxes, & not illegal immigrants. lol

chav1

25-10-2006 19:00

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well i couldnt find a pink santa so i cant put my idea of a campa clause forward for the homosexuals :(

sorry hatter your gonna have to have the big fat red santa like the rest of us :D

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you as well neil ;)

slinky

25-10-2006 19:00

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Originally Posted by AccyJay

All of Santa's helpers should be investigated to make sure that they're paying their taxes, & not illegal immigrants. lol

And I hope they have all been CRB checked!!! :D

slinky

25-10-2006 19:02

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Originally Posted by chav1

well i couldnt find a pink santa so i cant put my idea of a campa clause forward for the homosexuals :(

sorry hatter your gonna have to have the big fat red santa like the rest of us :D

Chav don't be mean to Hatter!!! he will only cry to the mods, then this thread will be closed too. Getting worse than Accy town centre this forum, everywhere is closed all the time now!! :rolleyes:

chav1

25-10-2006 19:05

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dont wory i will open a poundthread that will be open 7 days a week :D

Neil	25-10-2006 19:07

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

Why is he wearing a cross? Is that an anachronism?

His mother the virgin (pull the other one it's got christmas bells on it) Mary must have been a psychic to know about the cross :D

accymel

25-10-2006 19:08

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Originally Posted by slinky

Chav don't be mean to Hatter!!! he will only cry to the mods, then this thread will be closed too. Getting worse than Accy town centre this forum, everywhere is closed all the time now!! :rolleyes:

PMSL!!!! thats so true lol

chav1

25-10-2006 19:14

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Originally Posted by accymel

PMSL!!!! thats so true lol

i did have a comment about tinks's legs and closures but ille save that for another time :D

Sara	25-10-2006 20:05

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Originally Posted by slinky

And I hope they have all been CRB checked!!! :D

Well if they haven't applied for their CRBs by now Slinky, we might as well cancel Christmas altogether. Because the checks won't be back in time.

slinky

25-10-2006 20:13

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Originally Posted by Sara

Well if they haven't applied for their CRBs by now Slinky, we might as well cancel Christmas altogether. Because the checks won't be back in time.

Yeah that's true 9 weeks waiting list at the moment!!!! oh well santa will have to deliver pressie's in a taxi!!! Ginger will drive.........MONEY MONEY lmao:D

Tinkerbelle

25-10-2006 20:42

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Originally Posted by chav1

i did have a comment about tinks's legs and closures but ille save that for another time :D

I found it ....... You cheeky git! You wouldn't speak about the Virgin Mary like that would you? So please have more respect for this virgin too :( Thankyou!

accymel

25-10-2006 20:47

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

I found it ....... You cheeky git! You wouldn't speak about the Virgin Mary like that would you? So please have more respect for this virgin too :( Thankyou!

:eek: erm <cough!> virgin mmmm :rolleyes:

morgan_brotherz

25-10-2006 21:14

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They should ban the BBC's Big Cook Little Cook Programme.. its defining people by size. Tut.

It should just be called.. 'Cook'.

steeljack

26-10-2006 02:45

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a multi-lingal Elmo

Bagpuss

26-10-2006 20:17

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This thread is very clever because what you don't know is Mani is the Chairperson of the Be Politically Correct in England Board and you have just given him and his team loads of new ideas to work on in the New Year.

WillowTheWhisp

26-10-2006 22:54

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Drat you Mani! Have you been here incognito all this time and we never got you sussed? :D

Less	26-10-2006 22:56

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The Christmas Holidays will be re-named, 'The mid-winter period of over-eating', because all the atheists feel discriminated against after all, they have nothing to celebrate.:)

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/22500/22751_w.jpg

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