Accringweb Spy Network
 

Are all foreigners moving in to Accrington spied on or am I just special ?

Was dropping a few bits off at the new house and I got a text from another Accywebber saying she knew I was there. Seems somebody off here had seen me and reported back to HQ :cool:

Can I assure everyone I am not a terrorist and will promise to behave myself when I move in to town next week. ( well most of the time anyway :D )

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I guess this is what Mel meant when she said she had been called a stalker ...:D:D:D

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Correct but she hadn't left the house lol. Somebody else was doing the stalking :eek:

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Apparently it mean they love you ( say's chav ) :D

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jesus thats bad mate accrington is a pretty big place you got realy unlucky to be spotted so soon after coming here , lets just hope the spy isnt on your doorstep or she will know every move you make :rolleyes:

ps:

next time you find yourself crossing teh road with a huge pile of newspapers could you please move little faster i aint got all day you know :D

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The relevance of that is very frightening :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38: omg now thats worrying pmsl:D

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How do they allow you to keep driving with your eyesight, I don't buy newspapers.:D

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You should try coming from Oswaldtwistle - everyone knows everyone's business.

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you should be more worried that i know where you live although so far all i can gather is that you use newspapers a lot which leads me to think you either use it for bedding or dont have any loo roll so not worth robbing :)

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:rofl38: im sure that HQ will be red hot on the reports;) :D

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You stopped outside Micks main place of occupancy, you knew he would be there, but you hurt his feelings by not coming in and saying hello, I remember that day he was inconsolable, kept crying on my shoulder saying how he wasn't loved anymore, I had to buy him another pint to shut him up, next time just consider a lonely mans feelings, stop and take Mick with you, then at least I can drink in peace!:p

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Attention seeking :)

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Where did they get your number from to text you? Surely that is the frightening thing?:eek:

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He doesn't read the sunday sport he's just advertising it:rolleyes: :rofl38:

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if anyone else is interested in lancsdave's movements and activities i will soon be opening up a website with hourly updates

www.whatsdaveup2.com :D

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Even I have the odd friend who has my number. :)

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If your'e going to track my life it will be closed down in a week from boredom :D

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That must be true............. I saw an unfamiliar face on the stand next to Bishop at church today. He'd been asked to do a talk. Before he got going on his subject he'd explained that they'd only just moved into Ossy and the doorbell rang - it wasn't a delivery van as he'd expected. It was someone from the church asking him to do this talk!


I hasten to add that he is a member, we don't just call on unsuspecting members of the public who have no connection with us! :D

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Yup i do frighten him a lot certainly today hehehehe :rofl38:

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erm i come from ossy and no ****** knows what im up too!:D

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dont be too sure ;)

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that reminds me when is celebrity big brother due on?

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Don't let them fool you. The CCTV system around Hyndburn is wired back to Chav's house !!

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nope just the one in her shower :eek:


oooops may have said too much :rolleyes:

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my shower!!!! :eek: wondered what that little dot in my wall was!;) :D

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So what do they call the head of this spy ring??? Is there a James Bond twin on the loose??? Thats typical though you sneeze in Accy and within an hour or so all of the towns know you did it. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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[quote=lancsdave] I got a text from another Accywebber saying she knew I was there. Seems somebody off here had seen me and reported back to HQ :cool: quote]

How do you know that the accywebber is a SHE? Did SHE leave a name?:confused:

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[quote=CASPER]Yes :)

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[quote=CASPER]YES, shes the cats mother :D cos im a she :flasher8:

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[quote=accymel]So does that mean that you are the stalker.

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Well I reckon its because your special hahah :D lmao

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heard theres 10.000 houses gone up for sale in accy,over the weekend.:end:

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Do people know something we don't? Is there a mad exodus? :eek:

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Ok ..... who put that little spy in my shower this morning, it was having a right little giggle at me :eek:

(shared my shower with a slug this morning, didnt have the heart to salt the little blighter .... so i had fun watching it slither about in the hot water :D )

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Well all this spying is driving them out. Rumour has it the PB has narks all over the borough and in places they are least expected hence everyone doing a runner. :s_whizz: