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I have had 'one of those days' today, so when i got a salesman knocking on my door 5 minutes ago (even though i have a sign on my door saying 'PLEASE DONT KNOCK AFTER 6:30') i took my pent up anger out on him-not only did i make him look like a fool,i totally pi**ed on his bonfire because he was really persistant(he was adamant i HAD to open my door which i dont do at this time of night).
LOL @ the conversation re the sign on my door-
saleman-"I cant read that"
Me-"you cant read that?"
SM-(reads the sign aloud)
Me-"you just told me you couldn't read it"
SM-*embarrassed*
Me-"so you dont need to go back to school-you just need to read signs before you bang on my door,wake my kid up and p*ss me off"
Salesman being persistant-
SM-(after relaying a rehearsed load of jargon about telephone lines)"So are you going to open the door and give me your details"
Me-"erm.....in a word,NO"
SM-"all your neighbours have joined"
Me-"ok let me talk to my neighbours to see why they signed your papers- then i will think about it"
SM-"that neighbour has a contract so they cant do it,and i have not been to your other neighbour yet"
Me-"so not only have you p**d me off knocking on my door your also lying to me"
SM-"im not a con man"
ME-"i never said you were!give me a brochure"
SM-"well how can i give you this brochure when your there?" (im hanging out my front window above a garden)
Me-"doesnt take a genius to work out how to walk four steps to hand me it,the gardens not even wet!"
SM-walks off red as a beetroot-without handing me anything!
:Banane26: :Banane26: :Banane26: ME 1-SALESMAN-0:Banane26: :Banane26: :Banane26:

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Oh don't they drive you up the wall!! I've had the voodoo woman from Fiji on the phone again today :mad: :D

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I quite liked getting those stupid sales calls, more often than not I left the phone on top of the budgies cage and let them talk to salesperson , or if I was in a bad mood I asked them for all their personal details the same as they ask me :D

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OMG roflmao!!! He must be well fed up - he got the same grief off me earlier!! the one with the Dodgy accent I bet :rolleyes:

He came to mine earlier and I was upstairs trying my new works party outfit on!!!

Knock comes at the door, my son answers it...

SM ( Hi is you mum in?? )

Zack ( mum fella at door for you)..

Me (who is it and what does he want?? )

mumble mumble............

Zack ( someone about telephones )

Me ( No I'm not interested and I'm busy at the moment)

mumble mumble .............

Zack ( mum the man says the phone lines are going off )

Me ( wtf does he mean the phone lines are going off.......hold on I'm coming down )......I put my dressing gown on and make my way downstairs.

Zack ( the man has walked away )

Me - opens door he is stood 3 doors away now ( oi what do you mean phone lines are going off?? )

Sm ( oh I didn't mean the phone lines are going off!! it doesn't matter anyway, I will come back later )

Me ( you said that to get me to come down stairs you fooking Idiot, don't bother coming back later cos I might slap you next time ) slams door.........


Fooking p!ss taker............he only said that to get me to come down stairs.

Kitty have you got a number for these cold callers?? because I really want to ring that firm and give them a piece of my mind!!! I'm just in the mood.:mad:

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want to stop unwanted calls???

go to .... http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/

worked for me. also for unwanted mail...click MPS link:p

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It was a sales person at the door!! not on the phone!!

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I didnt get there number or anything-just alot of satisfaction (and was the same dodgy accent guy) from embarrasssing him!
He was trying to tell me a different company was changing billing etc for BT-yeah my ar*e!

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yeah well I'm not even with BT I'm with bulldog!!

He ever turns up with a stunt like that again he will have sore bollox ........:(

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it was meant for willow!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes: sos i should have quoted!!

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OH I see lol :rolleyes:

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Buy a small portable electric generator and ask the next salesman at the door if you can wire it to his gooseberries to see if it works when you turn it on.
:eek: :s_fire: :Banane54:

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Haha yeah good idea!!! I swear I will know him if I ever see him again the little turd bag

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i once had a salesman at the door wanting to know if i wanted ntl....i said no but would you like to buy a sim card :D he walked away happy cos he thought he'd got a bargain and i was happy with a fiver in mi pocket ;) kev was creased over laughing at me for ages afterwards :D

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Good on you Miss Kitty, I hate salesmen/women coming to the door especially at night, he deserved everything he got!

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Thankyou Grego-im sick of these poo-heads disturbing my evenings,waking jack up when im trying to relax.
Its worse because i have a sign that says no hawkers etc...
might change it to one thats taped over the window/letter box that says DONT BOTHER YOU WILL ONLY GET GRIEF:)

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I only get cold callers if some dipstick leaves the main door open but I am being plagued by some strange woman who seems to have written me off!

On answering the phone I get this soft, sticky sweet voice asking me if I´ve arranged my funeral! If she came out with ´hello mate, how are the funeral arrangements going?´ it wouldn´t be so bad but she makes me feel like the whole family is already grieving.

It makes me chuckle and I can easily get rid of her but imagine some elderly lady receiving a call like that.

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For phone calls, I just let the answering machine screen the calls (mostly for my kids anyhow).

I haven't seen a salesperson in ages. A German Shepard dog or two works wonders on em. They also work well on Jehovah witnesses!;)

Brian

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What's the difference between a Lada car and a Jehovas Witness? You can shut the door on a Jehovas Witness.

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And I thought my jokes were bad. :eek: ;)

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Not half as bad as that car was!

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This wasn't talk talk was it MK??

Just had a scottish sales woman at the door another one who cant read & doesn't understand what sales is it goes

We're upgrading your phone lines in 2 weeks

Me: oh so u are BT are u?

Well yes we are providing a free service for BT?

Me: so u dont actually work for bt then ?

errr no our service is talk talk, have u seen our ads about this?

Me: no cant say i take much notice, ahhhh so u are from talk talk wanting me to convert my service to bt & its not free u just trying to undercut bt, so basically selling me something then? pointing to the sign on the door!

err no its a free service can i take your details ?

Me no why do u want my details if its free?

to set up your account & so u save a big amount on your rental?

Me: well not free then is it & im not interested sod off!

Door shut!

Normally its door shut 1st thing but hey i wanted her sales patter for my own amusement & it amused me a hell of a lot than her - dont u love script readers!! hehehehehe:D

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yeah mel was talktalk-sounds like your conversation started extremely similar to mine!

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i hate them,i went out to the car about 2 months ago now,and one of my neighbours shouted out how much are you paying for your pay per view tv pw i said i aint got a pay per view tv she said pointing at the sales man he said you do,he walked away very red faced when i shouted that i dont get nout on credit and why are you using me as a sales pitch,i didnt get no answer but he didnt get no custom oh well his loss,AND AS FOR SALES MEN/WOMEN IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY IF I WANT IT I WILL GET IT MYSELF,AND WHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD NO (DUH)

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OOOh I hate it when they say your neighbours have got this that or the other. You just know they're tellng porkies. :mad: