Some guys make u laugh...
 

ok so a friend of mine was doin a lil temping work and she happend to b at a place where there was this young man who took a keen interest in her. so off he went over a few hrs later to chat her up and it was all going so well. end of the day came and next day he resumed. she thought ok he's a bit of a rudeboy type but its just flirtin nothing more. then he hit her with a line that stumped her. she complained to the manager about this and he received a written warning.

in the disciplinary meeting he honestly didnt mean any offence or anything and that it was just a general line he was hoping to impress her with

the chat up line?


'you're the type of girl i'd want to rape'

*LMAO* any girls impressed by that line??

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:eek: My god!! No that isn't really up there with lines that would work with me!! lol.

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OK, how about

"Drop em Blossom, You're on next! "

:D

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:rofl38: now that made me laugh!!

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how about this one...."Lets add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply."
lol

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Someone needs to educate that guy. http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...lies/rofl3.gif

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"God has sent me to you, he says you have a nice arse"

"you look like a virgin, fortunately I specialise in such conditions"

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I hate chat up lines I think there all cheesy, but the one you mention Mani, well I think I'd be scared to death, I certainly wouldn't be amused and would never feel safe enough to go on a date with this guy!

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i find " squeal and ille slit your throat " works pretty well :eek:

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The whole chat up line thing is brilliant if used correctly but incredibly offensive if used by the wrong person in the wrong way.

The best ones ARE the cheesy ones like

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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would any of these work?

• (Lick your finger and touch his/her top) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
• Do you want to come back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell my mate we did any way?
• We could be dangerous. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
• I lost my phone number-can I have yours?
• Excuse me, Miss...the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
• Would you like to have breakfast with me?
• Say 'no' to me and I'll give you a piece of my mind.....
• Say 'yes' and I'll give you a piece of something else.
• S*x is a killer.....do you want to die happy?
• I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your house?
• Nice legs, what time do they open?
• Be unique and different, say yes.
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no.
• Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?
• You're so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.
• Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.
• You remind me of a compass, because I'd be lost without you.
• I'm English. Do you have any English in you? Would you like some?
• Hey babe, how about a drink and some s*x? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you drink?
• Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynaecologist.
• Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
• If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time between the holidays?
• Do you know the essential difference between s*x and conversation? No. Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
• I'm gonna have s*x with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
• I'd really like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
• I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, fancy one more sin?
• Excuse me, love, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
• I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your Bedrock.
• Hey my shoes are having a party, why don't you tell your knickers to come down?
• Hi, have you got a socket for my pocket rocket?
• (At the photocopier) "Reproducing huh?" "Can I help?"
• Grab some ice, smash it on the table and say:Now that I've broken the ice,will you sleep with me?
• What winks and sh*gs like a tiger? (said while winking)

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or........Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

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hummm Cyfr used one like that on em a couple of weeks ago, but alot less crude.

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Some of them are pretty old!

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had a few of teh old ones thrown at ya eh gayle

like back to your cave or mine :p

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but they do say the old ones are the best

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....and......... how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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fertilised

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I was going to say.............over easy:p

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sure you were...:rolleyes:

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That's not a chat up line, it's sick. The cretin obviously doesn't know what rape really is.

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i laugh at 'pleased to meet you,and meat to please you' lol :D

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UNfertilised!!!!!

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Yes, sorry we're not trying to demean the thread - just pointing out the difference between sick lines and the real, unoffensive cheesy lines.

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hear hear......

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hows about
you may not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.
or
is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic tacs.

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lol well like most others i found it pi$$ funny , not because i find rape funny but because of the stupidity of him saying it to an almost complete stranger :)

you may not laugh at a joke comment with the word rape in it but i bet you have laughed at jokes about spaz's or other unfortunates ;)

back to chat up lines:

"my mate wants to know if you fancy me "

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh deeaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr lol that made me laugh

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And to finish the title of this thread.....

Some guys make you laugh........by getting naked;)
or
Some guys make you laugh......but most don't:rolleyes:

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are you free tonight .....or is it gonna cost me

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come on own up.......who on here uses lines like these in real life?and which ones have worked?:D

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i say spaz a lot

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have we had ...

is that a mirror in your knickers coz i can see my face in them :D

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hows about you sit on my knee and we talk about the first thing that pops up

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never say a girl reminds you of your sister and NEVER say a girl reminds you of your brother :)

a girl once asked if she could buy me a drink and i did actualy enquire that if i let her would she fcuk off and leave me alone

i was very drunk and teh humour didnt translate infact i think she found it offensive :o

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here's 10p go and ring yer mum tell her yer not coming home tonight



get yer coat you've pulled

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do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

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yes, but it worked on the next bloke I said it too ;) :D

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PB wil let anyone buy him a pint :rolleyes:

allegedly ( dont want sueing ) :)

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As long as it's not guinness:eek: :D

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Have you thought about joining Burnley and Pendle jedimaster? or maybe you are a member already?

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:confused::confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: why?

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Just a joke jedimaster they are a bit quiet over there, and you said you could generate 750 psi with your mouth, they need a few posters like that. Again I said a joke nothing personal:D

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i am signed up but nothing ever interests me

no offence taken:D