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Nickelson 15-01-2007 20:24

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my mum just sed to me that when she took the dog out she saw a stealth plane flying over here (hodder street) did you see it ?:confused:

K.S.H 15-01-2007 20:27

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No but i'll have a pint of what she's been drinking, I could do with it right now :D

Doug 15-01-2007 20:37

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Don’t repeat this and don’t tell anyone you got this information from me. What your mum saw was a prototype unmanned drone; code name: Bull****. This craft was designed and built by a secular organisation from North Padiham to purposely spy on the new 40 mil stadium secreted under the shadow of the north plateau of the coppice.

WillowTheWhisp 15-01-2007 20:58

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I thought you couldn't see a stealth plane. Is she sure it wasn't a hang glider?

cherokee 15-01-2007 20:59

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:eek: DOUG...... YOU WERE SWORN TO SECRECY ......YOU KNOW WHAT WIL HAPPEN NOW ....:Banane36: :rofl38:

Tinkerbelle 15-01-2007 21:06

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 368366)
Is she sure it wasn't a hang glider?


:eek: In this weather? They'd have to be very brave or very stupid! :eek:

WillowTheWhisp 15-01-2007 21:10

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Oh it must have been aliens then!

Tinkerbelle 15-01-2007 21:12

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OMG!! Nooo!!! Call The Doctor ..... ask him to bring Cap'n Jack too :D

Nickelson 15-01-2007 21:25

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lol i sed it was a ufo . but she sed it was noisy it was at 6.55 pm lol i bet my mums house on it :D

Lolly 15-01-2007 21:25

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 368378)
OMG!! Nooo!!! Call The Doctor ..... ask him to bring Cap'n Jack too :D

Yes this is very serious. We NEED them both NOW!!!:D :D

Ok being sensible, Planes that are flying into Manchester Q over this area. Maybe it was just a small plane waiting for landing clearance, but looked different in the dark? :confused:

andrewb 15-01-2007 21:35

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 368366)
I thought you couldn't see a stealth plane. Is she sure it wasn't a hang glider?

I thought stealth planes were just immune to radar? :(

And happen to be black so hard to see at night. :p

WillowTheWhisp 15-01-2007 21:39

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Originally Posted by Cyfr (Post 368416)
I thought stealth planes were just immune to radar? :(


:D I know! but it's more fun thinking it must be a UFO.

Bradshaw Boy 15-01-2007 23:06

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It's a new bin the council are trialling - it flies to a secret location while you're asleep - the contents are analysed and you get a bill for all your mis-placed rubbish in the next post
of course you still have to drag it out yourself on bin day

jedimaster 15-01-2007 23:27

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 368366)
I thought you couldn't see a stealth plane. Is she sure it wasn't a hang glider?

stealth planes are only invisible to radar!:D

Ianto.W. 15-01-2007 23:29

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Sorry you are all well off beam here, I have it in confidence that it is a 'posse' from Burnley and Pendle, looking for a certain non person by the name of Madcapper.:D

Ianto.W. 15-01-2007 23:31

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Originally Posted by jedimaster (Post 368506)
stealth planes are only invisible to radar!:D

So is Madcapper:D.

jedimaster 15-01-2007 23:38

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yeah we know! lol

mani 16-01-2007 00:24

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Have there ever been any UFO sightings in accrington?

shakermaker 16-01-2007 00:27

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Originally Posted by mani (Post 368537)
Have there ever been any UFO sightings in accrington?

Yep...

http://www.lancashire.gov.uk/council...britcliffe.jpg


:eek::eek::eek:




Anyone ever see that simpsons episode where mr burns was found wandering in the woods glowing a radioactive light & speaking in tongues?
Now I'm not making direct links but...This Mr B's mother ship has never been found :eek:

Doug 16-01-2007 00:29

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Originally Posted by mani (Post 368537)
Have there ever been any UFO sightings in accrington?

I saw one back in the early 70s, well I think I did. :) .

Tell you what I miss about the skys in Accrington? the sound of a Skylark in summer......:)

mani 16-01-2007 00:31

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i miss the smell of napalm in the mornin

ah well we cant have it all can we?

chav1 16-01-2007 00:45

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Originally Posted by Nickelson (Post 368333)
my mum just sed to me that when she took the dog out she saw a stealth plane flying over here (hodder street) did you see it ?:confused:

it wasnt very stealth if your mum saw it was it lol :D

grego 16-01-2007 06:34

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A rocket landed in Peel Park school yard yesterday and according to my 4 yr old daughter little men in green suits came out of it!

WillowTheWhisp 16-01-2007 08:34

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About 9 years ago my late husband and myself and youngest daughter took the dog for a walk (Mimi was in nursery school) and it was a lovely day. Emz being quite small with little legs enjoyed a sit down now and again so we were sitting in a field, Peter with his eyes closed doing that 'not asleep' thing that men do and Emz and I sitting on a grass bank with the dog on a long lead.

I looked up in the sky and saw a long oval silvery thing appear from behind some trees in the foreground, hover and then nip back hidden behind the trees again. I prodded Peter to look towards the trees. He looked and it appeared again and then rapidly shot off toward the Coppice and beyond.

No idea what it was but it was weird.

entwisi 16-01-2007 09:42

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Originally Posted by jedimaster (Post 368506)
stealth planes are only invisible to radar!:D

Yep, radar only, they found out that despite all the investment in making it radar invisible it disrupts mobile phone signals so it can be easily tracked using simple radio equipment.

WillowTheWhisp 16-01-2007 09:48

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Ah but can they make em invisible to the naked eye Ian?

entwisi 16-01-2007 10:34

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Depends how dark it is Willow :D

jedimaster 16-01-2007 10:51

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Originally Posted by entwisi (Post 368601)
Yep, radar only, they found out that despite all the investment in making it radar invisible it disrupts mobile phone signals so it can be easily tracked using simple radio equipment.

now i never knew that, surprising the flaws in these multi billion dollar projects isn't it

entwisi 16-01-2007 11:53

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>>The stealth bomber, pride of the US air force and long-hailed for being
>>undetectable by enemy radar, has been revealed, quite literally, as
>>having a vulnerability: mobile phone base stations can 'uncloak' the
>>high-tech planes. The discovery was made by scientists at Siemens' Roke
>>Manor Research site, who have developed equipment which, when used in
>>conjunction with the base stations, make the planes visible again.
>>
>>The system works by sending a constant signal between phone masts and
>>creating an invisible screen that is broken whenever an aircraft passes
>>through it.
>>
>>Combining this breakthrough with GPS (global positioning system) tracking
>>technology, the Hampshire based lab boys say they can detect and locate
>>all enemy aircraft - including the stealth bomber.
>>

chav1 16-01-2007 15:07

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the government is investing millions in stealth technology and fly prototypes over our towns, the idea is that if it gets past mum it can get past anything :D


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