Is This Healthy Reading
 

Just had a quick shuftie at some of the story headlines in those tatty womens mags the wife reads,and was wondering if it's why the female of the species can be such a strange bunch.Examples..LAP DANCE PUNCH UP,i was too saucy for the social club:rolleyes: MY MANS SCARED OF GRANNIES,MY FATHER BEAT ME FOR BIENG BLIND,MY MR FIX IT PUT 46 STAPLES IN MY HEAD,EXPLODING BOOBS OF DOOM,HIS TINY TODGER TURNED MY GIRLS FELLA INTO A KILLER,SANTA STOLE MY SON,RAPED BY MY HUSBANDS GHOST,TRAIN YOUR MAN LIKE A DOG.......and thats only this weeks.God help us.

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Stop trying to find excuses for them, it's been going on since Eve were a lass :rolleyes:

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Compare those mags to the Daily Sport/Sun/Star & you'll see why the majority of people in Britain are complete idiots.

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lol was that last weeks thats life by any chance?

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i think those magazines are read by halfwits as a come down after watching morning tv like jeremy kyle and trishia :)

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and take a break-your behind maxwell,been another since lol

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*note to self...remember to put a girlie mag on the coffee table next time chav comes round* ;)

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It's there amongst them.Can you read this tat & watch TV at the same time as well

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yes maxy its called multi-tasking, us women are good at that ;)

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Hang on,i've just been cleaning the boudoire,ther's loads of 'em.She seems to start another before finishing the previous.Should i sleep with one eye open at night:eek:

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well its a good job she aint reading 'murder in mind' then aint it :D

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playboy or bra busters please :D

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yes chav....

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i think they are left there for you to use as loo roll , i dont recomend it though because its shiney backed paper and you know how rizzle loo roll used to ........................., well lets just say smears ;)

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Come on Chav,i know thats all it's really of any use for,but i do appreciate my double layered quilted Charmin/Andrex first thing in the morn.Mind you with all the crap on the pages of those "mags",i thought they'd already been used:D