Re: Bill Gates on life..
 

Don't know if I agree with that. Bill Gates is a pretty bright fellow.

Re: Bill Gates on life..
 

And all that power and money just happened by luck? And all those software engineers somehow accumulated at Microsoft without Bill Gates needing to think for himself? Or, perhaps you are letting a dislike for Microsoft or Bill Gates impede your logic!

Funny, how a fellow who "doesn't need to think for himself," has managed to become so rich and also to create the largest private charitable fondation in the world. One that actually has the means and the inclination to address some very real world problems.

Re: Bill Gates on life..
 

How about this one:

Lesson Four:

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mudpit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it.
The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.