Saving The Environment Sheryl's Way
 

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

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How does she suppose this is going to be policed, im not watching anyone having a crapper, trouble is unlike u blokes we girlies need to use more as shaking a wet lettuce is harder to shake dry:eek: pmsl

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Toilet roll and crows in the same thread!!

Dave!!!! :eek:

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Try a battery powered hair drier. :p

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:rofl38: pmsl now does anyone want to borrow the hairdryer after me ?:eek: :D

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Its either that or trade in the electioneering flyers that are in abundence for an extra ration of bog roll. :D

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She must be one of the many, many guests that look in on accyweb, I don't mind her using an idea but please, credit where it's due just look at the date of this post! :D

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Her suggestion will only apply to the plebs, of course. I doubt Sheryl and her elitist pals will be cutting back on anything.

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I go through toilet parer like its going out of fashion,,,maybe she likes streaky knickers....:D

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I’m surprised that she didn’t mention using both sides.

Quote:

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

Try not going on tour if you are that concerned about the planet Sheryl.

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Here she's fashioned a month's worth of paper into a fetching dress.

http://static.flickr.com/39/104762886_97bdd7ff90_o.jpg

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At last laddies loo in accy's now got soft toliet paper.... took them a while however: we still have to share mancky soap I hate that... you never know who's used it before you: yukkkkkkkk

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Some folk are never satisfied! Err, can I ask what are you sharing the soap for? If it's only your hands then no prob' but if you're washing something someone else might not want to hold? EEEEUUUUWWWWEEEEUGH!

:D

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as mi Grandad used to say , when talking about toilet paper , tha onlys needs two pieces , one to wipe and one to polish .........

:D ;) :D ;)

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I suppose it depends on how big the lettuce leaves are :rolleyes: :D

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Then she would claim her lively hood is being destroyed. If she is that worried she can pay for everyone to have a beeday. :D

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Attachment 8954the silly sod, never heard such a thing, she must have skid marks!!!......lol

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I have my own opinion on Ms Crow's music and it's strangely in tune with this whole thread !

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One of my children (which one was it now ? ... daughter I think) always furnished her use of the toilet paper in proportion with the amount of waste she parted with .. :rolleyes:
Never could quite make her understand the illogical reasoning of this ... :D

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amazing how talking about wiping yer ass gets a lot of people interestedAttachment 8956

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:rofl38: Bodily functions are always of interest Panther .. ;)

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I am getting seriously freaked out now. This thread on crap is well in need of some nice soft loving removal with Andrex. :eek:

As for Miss Crow I hope she gets a good clean rusty before she shouts anymore of this verbal dysentery. :D

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[quote=SPUGGIE J;415048]I am getting seriously freaked out now. This thread on crap is well in need of some nice soft loving removal with Andrex. :eek:

awwwww that's not nice to use a puppy :D I know I am sick :) :confused: :)