Half a dead lamb in the road
 

Walking home just now and a policeman was removing half a dead lamb (fully fured) from the middle of the road, insides hanging out and all.

How the heck did it get to lower manchester road?

Re: Half a dead lamb in the road
 

took a hitched ride on the front bumper of a speeding car & got dropped off:rolleyes: :eek:

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Escaped from the field it was in, got scared and lost and walked down there ... not having any Green Cross Code training, got hit by a car ... what else Cyfr ???

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It followed the other lambs perhaps ? Or don't they do that until they grow up ?

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It didnt do a good job then or there would be a host of lamb kebabs on the road, that one chose to be different hehehehe:D

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So the barby is at the police station then. Bagsy a giggot chop. :D

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:rofl38: just hope they watch the barbie & dont get too distracted or else there will be another fire in the town:rolleyes: :D

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It thought Hereford were playing Stanley.Feel sorry for it that was a few weeks ago.:D

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Well i think your all cruel, a poor defenseless lamb, NOT! Where was the barby again???

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The compassion for that poor little lamb is overwhelming. If it hadn't met it's maker early it would have been in mint condition now. :rolleyes:

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But instead its covered in mint sauce:D


:rofl38:

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Oh I dont know I believe the copper had his WELLIES on:D

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poor lamb,such a shame,rip lammy,xxx

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:rofl38: is that suggesting another sauce was going to be used - cheesy lamb:eek: :D

Re: Half a dead lamb in the road
 

not something you would expect to see in the road