Sex or Chocolate?
 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/britains...pFZ6md1fkE1vAI

Next time, I vacation in France! LOL! Perhaps the cause of this result might be discovered if they surveyed British men to find out if they prefer the pub or the bedroom?

Just kidding!

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Even tho' you can drink in the bedroom, it's much more fun in a pub.

I was always taught that the best three things in life were a drink before and a cigarrette after.

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choice would be a fine thing...

being that I am single and also on a diet: ah well...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::D:D:D:rolley es::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Chocolate......you can have chocolate on the bus without anyone batting an eyelid....you can have chocolate in front of your mother without causing offence....and even when it is soft, it is still good.

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I have even researched how to make my own but decided it's too much bother (just like the other thing you mention :D )

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Chocolate - it lasts longer, you can suck on it so then it melts in your mouth.

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& tastes much nicer ;):D

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Thats true Mel :D

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It shouldn't necessarily be an either/or thing. Give some thought to sex AND chocolate. Sweet and messy. But hard on the sheets.

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especially when the chocolates melted

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If the chocolate doesn't melt, you are not doing it right.:p

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Sounds like poor Jen has had a recent failure in bed :p:D:D:D:D

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Just melts in your mouth? LOL!

The question above was clean when I typed it. Your mileage may vary!:p

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Is the magazine "Hot Chocolate" available in the UK?

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The thread is named 'Sex or Chocolate'....I only mentioned chocolate.
To the pure, all things are pure.

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Let me see; is that ingenuous or disingenuous? Or is it that, given the chance, most of us put our smutty minds into gear:confused:

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It doesn't say whether they come with hard or soft centres, and I won't even mention creme filled.:eek:

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No thanks Garinda......I'll stick with my bar of Bourneville.:)

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Hey, good for the heart we are now told Margaret, so carry on; but so is sex, so a bit of a conundrum methinks, (no matter what they say about endorphins), question not about health though, just pleasure.

Me, don't eat chocolate much .. so only one option would be left open to me, given the choice :D Silly choice anyway, don't you think ... ? Poles apart.

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I just didn't fancy the chocolate Durex Katex.
I'll have the chocolate while I'm walking.......both good for the heart.

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Maybe "Sex or Chocolate?" would be a good pick up line.

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I've stayed in hotels where the chambermaid left a chocolate on the pillow. This is preferable to the chambermaid having sex on the pillow, therefore, chocolate has the advantage. :)

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West Ender....i have a very vivid and pictorial imagination....and that made me chuckle.

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I don't know .... depends ... perhaps the chambermaid will have sex with you on the pillow ... or one can watch .... take a video .... use the fact to negotiate a free room from management .... lots of options.

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I think you could be onto something there Eric....why don't you try it next time you are on a night out and let us know how you got on?

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Or, if he is lucky, how he got off! :eek: