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Picture this

You are a bit short from xmas and so you decide to rob a bookies. So you go and have a look around spend all day there trying to decide which day it would be best to rob it. Then you go and buy new clothes pair of jeans trainers and jacket and a hat to help hide your face. Next you need a weapon to threaten the counter staff - what should you use? A gun i'd get done for armed robbery and get 10-15 years if i get caught - I know i'll use the girlfriends vibrator!!!!

BBC NEWS | England | Leicestershire | Vibrator robber jailed over raid

What an idiot!!!!

What a pity he didnt hit the switch on the vibrator as he was there threatening the staff. They might have realised then it wasnt a gun.

He deserves the 5 years he got and i think he should have got more. With the 5 years with good behaviour he'll be out in 3.

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Dildo, or banana wrapped in a bag, anyone who threatens people that they are armed, whether they are or not, should receive the most severe sentence possible.

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What an idiot.

:eek:

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I wonder if his girlfriend will get back 'exhibt A', now that the trial's finished?

With him on a five stretch, she might need it.;)

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What an idiot:D

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theres always one.;)

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....div....

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numpty...lol, :D

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But isn't that the law? In the colonies over here, if you claim to have a weapon while commiting a robbery, it is automatically (oops, a slight pun) armed robbery. You may be completely unarmed, nothing in your hand but your ****, but you still do the time for armed robbery.:confused: