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davo69 08-01-2008 18:04

bodies to keep church warm
 
can you get a discount if you let them use your beloved for fire wood.cant believe what was on granada reports anyone see it

katex 08-01-2008 18:07

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Originally Posted by davo69 (Post 514384)
can get a discount if you let them use your beloved for fire wood.cant believe what was on granada reports anyone see it

Hi davo .. wondering where you were.

Can't believe this !! Not April 1st is it ? ..:D

davo69 08-01-2008 18:08

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have you seen the storie

Margaret Pilkington 08-01-2008 18:10

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Is it not just another form of recycling?
Personally, I wouldn't care if the church (or for that matter the whole neighbourhood) was kept warm as a result of one of my loved ones cremation.

katex 08-01-2008 18:11

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Originally Posted by davo69 (Post 514389)
have you seen the storie

No davo ... haven't .. discount from what ?? The funeral or church service ?

Is this a new energy saving tactic ?

davo69 08-01-2008 18:12

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recycling gone mad another way of getting money out of the dead

davo69 08-01-2008 18:13

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yes when burning bodies use the enrgy and heat to power churchs

katex 08-01-2008 18:18

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Originally Posted by davo69 (Post 514394)
yes when burning bodies use the enrgy and heat to power churchs


Yuk .. all very macabre to me.

Can imagine the vicar announcing .. "Today's heating during our service has been sponsored by Katex's late Aunt Nellie, let us give thanks" .... No, thank you.

davo69 08-01-2008 18:19

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its a bit cold in here chuck another bod on fire

katex 08-01-2008 18:26

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Originally Posted by davo69 (Post 514397)
its a bit cold in here chuck another bod on fire

That one is Muslim !! Can't use that one in here .. mmm .. all open to ridicule, isn't it.

cashman 08-01-2008 19:02

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think its a good idea, dead is dead end of. the heat at the moment is going to atmoshere, it may as well be re-cycled and put to good use, also better for the "carbon footprint" (not that i'm bothered much about that) :)

Neil 08-01-2008 19:06

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Sounds like a sensible idea to me. Why waste the heat if it can be reused.

WillowTheWhisp 08-01-2008 19:07

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I didn't see the story but if I've understood this properly are they talking about cremations? If so then surely heat is produced and wasted so if it can be channelled into heating then surely that's not a bad thing. Better to heat the crem than heat the atmosphere.

harwood red 08-01-2008 19:09

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Have to completely agree with cashman, Neil and Willow...if it can be done, use it!

Bonnyboy 08-01-2008 19:11

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Seems like a good idea to me...I have no issues with it.

cashman 08-01-2008 19:13

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it was actually the crematorium at Dukinfield, thats gonna use this idea, after consultation with the public (if i understood correctly) if its a goer,others are expected to follow suit.

WillowTheWhisp 08-01-2008 19:14

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Sounds like a very sensible piece of lateral thinking.

davo69 08-01-2008 19:21

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will the very expensive prices come down for cromation or will they put them up to pay for the technoligey

cashman 08-01-2008 19:32

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crematoriums have to have special filters fitted by 2010, cos at the moment mercury is going to atmosphere (from fillings) so your guess is as good as mine regarding costs.:D

Lilly 08-01-2008 21:29

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Originally Posted by davo69 (Post 514394)
yes when burning bodies use the enrgy and heat to power churchs


The heat will come from cremating bodies so it would be the crematorium that gets heated, not the church.

You can't use heat from dead bodies to heat a church. :confused:

WillowTheWhisp 08-01-2008 21:44

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There are churches (well chapels if you like) attached to the crem though where the services take place so I suppose they mean those but I'm not sure how this will work because the cremation takes place after the service so the place will be warmed up after everyone has left.

Lilly 08-01-2008 21:51

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 514570)
There are churches (well chapels if you like) attached to the crem though where the services take place so I suppose they mean those but I'm not sure how this will work because the cremation takes place after the service so the place will be warmed up after everyone has left.

Yes, I think they are referring to the chapel part of the crem.

The chapel will be warm all day if they have a lot of funerals that day as the cremators will be on a lot.

Neil 08-01-2008 21:54

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 514448)
crematoriums have to have special filters fitted by 2010, cos at the moment mercury is going to atmosphere (from fillings) so your guess is as good as mine regarding costs.:D

Would it not make more sense to remove the teeth before cremation? :confused:

Lilly 08-01-2008 21:57

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 514578)
Would it not make more sense to remove the teeth before cremation? :confused:

Probably....but families would not like the idea of the funeral director pulling their relative's teeth out with pliers prior to closing the coffin.

Bonnyboy 08-01-2008 22:18

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If the idea is taken up, then at least some folk can say “the git was of some use after all” :D


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