Shock in a bus shelter!
 

In today's Observer there was a letter from a lady who said that she went into the bus shelter opposite the Oswalldtwistle Co-op and in the shelter there was a heap of human excrement! :eek:

In her words the stench was 'putrefying' and when she got home she was physically sick. She says that she is certain that it was human excrement.

Who would do a poo in any bus shelter let alone in a bus shelter near a cctv camera? :confused:

What I want to know is how is she sure it was from a human? Could it not have been a pile of dog poo? :confused:

What do you think?

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LOL....i wondered that meself, what did she do ...test it?, it could have been a great big dog! :rolleyes:

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was just thinking that myself, is she a poo scientist or something? :rolleyes:

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the lady in question who wrote the letter, is always complaining about summat. nearly every week she is in:rolleyes:



oops its not one of you lot is it?....lol

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**** stirrer then ? :D

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i dont know how you could tell the difference without testing it, she must have had a good look to think it may be human, maybe the cctv would tell all

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cctv ? Common Crap Type Valuation ? :rolleyes:

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lol.... some witty comments on ere!!!......ya divs

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lilly said there was cctv, is there none ?

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There is cctv there but I think what Lancsdave's trying to say is that cctv is useless as they never catch anyone on it.

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yep just on the corner ...i think, probably doesnt work:rolleyes:

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thats more crap in ossy then :D

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have you seen the state of the pavements??
full of ****!....:rolleyes:

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and thats just the residents ;)

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it seems to me like a lady who just wants her 5 mins of fame.:rolleyes:

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Are you suggesting she planted the evidence there herself?

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Could this be another conspiricy theory?

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no suggesting it was dog **** n she wants to be in the paper.:rolleyes:

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Perhaps it was a bear.

Who couldn't quite make it to the woods.

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What amazed me was the self control she showed.

She was only 'violently sick' once she was safely home.

Personally I think I would have puked at the time of disecting it, to see if it was dog or human plop-plop....if I was the sort to go about looking closely at turds.

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possibly how could it be human in ossy?:D

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The only good thing about all the heavy rain this week, is that the said turd will now have washed down to Church.:D

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OMG what a thread lmao!!!!!
Must say though few valid points . ie difference between human and animal . and how well she contained herself until she got home . .. I couldnt have done that.
I hate poo on the streets be it animal or human .
Someone let their dog take a dump outside our back alley the other week and i really did puke !!
But yet i clean up after my own dog every day and it dont bother me ... strange .

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OMG what a thread lmao!!!!!
Must say though few valid points . ie difference between human and animal . and how well she contained herself until she got home . .. I couldnt have done that.
I hate poo on the streets be it animal or human .
Someone let their dog take a dump outside our back alley the other week and i really did puke !!
But yet i clean up after my own dog every day and it dont bother me ... strange .

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I, myself, found this a very strange letter Lilly .. said was in the morning, OK .. may have been someone from the night before having had too much to drink, and just had to go, which I am sure we would all sympathise with to a certain extent.

Not an expert on the formation of turds, but how she was so certain was human defeats me. Anyway, she rang her local councillor and they assured her they would deal with this obscene dollap.:D

Not knocking her at all, good on her for reporting it .. even though could be dog based .. all adds to cleaning up of the environment.

Should have got our Margaret R. on the case .. no flies on her as to the source, good job not summer as would have been plenty of flies on this mass. :D

Think we may see her on the Observer profile page next week, do you think ?

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Imagine that..famous for finding a human turd in a bus shelter!!!! this woman is infamous already she often spouts sh1t in the observer although she`s been quiet recently.probably thinking up this tale.

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Unless there was a big pile of chuffage stained toilet roll by the side of this turd, I fail to see how she knew it was human :confused: Maybe there needs to be a no S******* sign in the bus shelters, seems to have worked with the no smoking signs...:D

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I was amused at the first part of the letter, would it have been ok for the driver to knock an able bodied person down then clear off, or is the point she is trying to make she couldn't hurry due to being disabled.

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Problem solved.

I've just seen these, running through Foxhill Bank nature reserve.

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/q/N/yeti1.jpg

It might actually increase tourism, nevermind put people off coming to Ossy.:D

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I just want to say that the letter writer is not me ... and my fur coat is pale grey:D

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This is the woman who, sometime ago, caused a fuss by demanding a public apology from the NHS because a nurse had the gall to ask her "Are you alright cock?". I think she also demanded disciplinary action be taken against the nurse. She is a regular correspondent to the 'Accrington Observer' and seems to be somewhat of a professional complainer.

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Got it in one; I have had dealings with said lady in the past and this latest kerfuffle is about par for the course !:rolleyes:

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exactly not wired up right,springs to mind.:rolleyes:

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two tokens short of a toaster IMHO.

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Oh god, its not her is it.

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I was just saying you never see a positive news story hardly in the papers or on the news..... Seems like when there is no real news they just full it up with crap :tongueout

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I suspect the lady in question has taken Macdonald's new advanced diploma. A compulsory part of their syllabus is the development of skills required to differentiate human from animal excreta, the former being an immeadiate by-product arising from consumption of the Big Mac.

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Did you see the letters page of today's Observer......so funny.:D

There was a letter from the lady who wrote in back in January to complain about human excrement in the bus shelter. Today she was bemoaning the fact that the public toilets in Ossy are always padlocked and she has had to enter a pub just to 'spend a penny' although she is a lifelong teetotaller. :(

I think I've worked it out.....human poo in bus shelter, woman complaining that she needs the toilet in Ossy but they're locked....I think it was her who pooed in the bus shelter after all that! :eek::D

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Do not mock Lilly .. she did win the 'Star Letter' with this .. meal for two at the Calder plus a bottle of wine .. method in her madness methinks ... :plaugh:

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So she did. I hadn't spotted that bit. She won't have much use for the wine if she's teetotal, will she?

It'll be more like a meal for two and a pot of tea I think. :D

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she should have won a trip to calderstones.:rolleyes:

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Her children used to go to the same church as my family.

She was perfectly normal then, not that I'm saying excrement analysis is abnormal.

She wasn't double-barrelled then though, which might be the reason she's out delving.

Someone sign her up to Accy Web, she'd be brilliant on here...unless she's already a member.;)

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Hope she likes the toilets there :o

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It's normal.

If you're a dog.:D

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Are they cr*p then Slinky .. :D never been there.

Would actually love to meet this lady .. eccentric people are the best of British in my opinion and can't get more eccentric than this lady... keep 'em coming Christine ... :D

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I've not spoken to her since I was a child, but she was very nice.

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big differance between eccentric n nuts.:D

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No there not actually!! there quite nice and clean :D

God help em if they have let hygiene slip the day she turns up :D

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Is that Gayle hiding behind the tree in the background?

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...or it could be Chav, as they are now neighbours.

No wonder she wants to up sticks.:D

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nah its kate after meeting yer lady.:D

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Well, the colouring is right ... nah, can't be me .. wouldn't be seen dead in that fur .. LOL

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Why not do a bit of matchmaking and get her paired off with jambutty. They could moan and whinge at each other to their heart's content.

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Can I take it that the picture was taken in the Foxhill nature reserve:D

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and spend all day talking rubbish:D

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To be fair, it was in a gender reassignment clinic.















(Yes, i know it's an old thread. I can't believe why I didn't post it four years ago.)

:D

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Your far quicker on the uptake these days Rindi:D