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entwisi 10-03-2008 07:00

Accyweb elections
 
Could I make a suggestion for a temporary section in Anything Goes,

Idea is as follows

Basically those that can be bothered write up an election manifesto with how they would run the country, then at a predetermined time we have an election. The manifestos should be realistic and you can challange if you thought it couldn't be backed up within each persons thread. e.g. its useless saying "I'd abolish tax" as its clearly not viable, saying I'd drop rates to 10% for up to £30 with an increase in higher rate tax to compensate is.

anyone think its a good idea? I have a basic idea of what I'd do if running the country, i think it would be good to see what others think or even to see new ideas.

jaysay 10-03-2008 10:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by entwisi (Post 543472)
Could I make a suggestion for a temporary section in Anything Goes,

Idea is as follows

Basically those that can be bothered write up an election manifesto with how they would run the country, then at a predetermined time we have an election. The manifestos should be realistic and you can challange if you thought it couldn't be backed up within each persons thread. e.g. its useless saying "I'd abolish tax" as its clearly not viable, saying I'd drop rates to 10% for up to £30 with an increase in higher rate tax to compensate is.

anyone think its a good idea? I have a basic idea of what I'd do if running the country, i think it would be good to see what others think or even to see new ideas.

Oh please entwisi we want less of Graham Jones on here not more:rolleyes::D

MargaretR 10-03-2008 10:59

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I wonder if such a thread will reveal some ANARCHISTS :eek:

Less 10-03-2008 11:35

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Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 543550)
I wonder if such a thread will reveal some ANARCHISTS :eek:

More likely to get long winded replies from our home grown megalomaniacs!

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blazey 10-03-2008 13:18

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Unless you are a fascist I don't think you'd get too many votes, so it's not really worth the effort of writing up a manifesto but mine would probably involve a purely british britain, leave the EU so we can have the death penalty, castration of paedophiles and homosexuals... sounding a bit too much like nazi germany already...

I don't think I can meet the needs of Accrington without turning into Hitler. Nevermind

garinda 10-03-2008 13:39

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Originally Posted by blazey (Post 543642)
Unless you are a fascist I don't think you'd get too many votes, so it's not really worth the effort of writing up a manifesto but mine would probably involve a purely british britain, leave the EU so we can have the death penalty, castration of paedophiles and homosexuals... sounding a bit too much like nazi germany already...

I don't think I can meet the needs of Accrington without turning into Hitler. Nevermind

I remember you posting that you'd joined your college's LGBT (Lesbian/Gay/Bi/Trandsgender) group.

Can we look forward to your own sterilisation?

Post the date, and we'll start a get well soon thread for you in Anything Goes.

andrewb 10-03-2008 14:25

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Now do I take a conservative (with a small c) approach or do I radicalise the whole tax system, ohhh the possibilities.

lindsay ormerod 10-03-2008 15:06

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Originally Posted by Cyfr (Post 543661)
Now do I take a conservative (with a small c) approach or do I radicalise the whole tax system, ohhh the possibilities.

You mean you don't advocate castrating anyone with less than heterosexual tendencies ?:eek::rolleyes:

garinda 11-03-2008 10:11

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Originally Posted by blazey (Post 543959)
... how could I forget that?!


Perhaps the same way you've chosen to forget to comment on the fact that you posted that you'd joined the LGBT group, and yet also called for the mass sterilisation of those same people?

Mick 11-03-2008 10:39

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I have split this thread and moved some of the more funny comments to a new thread on a members request .:p

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...rld-37671.html

jambutty 12-03-2008 12:41

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Quote:

Originally Posted by entwisi (Post 543472)
Could I make a suggestion for a temporary section in Anything Goes,

Idea is as follows

Basically those that can be bothered write up an election manifesto with how they would run the country, then at a predetermined time we have an election. The manifestos should be realistic and you can challange if you thought it couldn't be backed up within each persons thread. e.g. its useless saying "I'd abolish tax" as its clearly not viable, saying I'd drop rates to 10% for up to £30 with an increase in higher rate tax to compensate is.

anyone think its a good idea? I have a basic idea of what I'd do if running the country, i think it would be good to see what others think or even to see new ideas.

Your idea does have some merit and it would be an interesting exercise to see how responding members view their country and what they would do about it.

At the head of every thread you can read:
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General ChatGeneral chat - common sense in here please. Decent serious discussions to be enjoyed by everyone!
I recently read a comment in another thread that stated, “we don’t do serious here.” I think that that says it all.

Sadly, as has already happened, the concept has been hijacked by some with what they probably see as witty repartee. Par for the forum I guess! Fortunately mick has weeded out most of the silly banter and dumped them in another thread so that this thread might just have a chance of achieving its aims.

The other sad part is that if someone is fool enough to enter into the idea with a seriousness that it deserves, if it ever does come to a vote, some people will probably vote according to who wrote their manifesto rather than on the content.

But I’m willing to stick my head above the parapet so I will give it a go.

Get your knives out and get them sharpened members and let’s see where this takes us.

Less 12-03-2008 13:20

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Originally Posted by jambutty (Post 544662)

Sadly, as has already happened, the concept has been hijacked by some with what they probably see as witty repartee. Par for the forum I guess! Fortunately mick has weeded out most of the silly banter and dumped them in another thread so that this thread might just have a chance of achieving its aims.


Sadly although you don't seem to like the site, the members, or the standards we enjoy falling to, you keep coming back.
Why? There are thousands of sites out there one of them must come somewhere close to your lofty standards why not go there?

Just to let you know, the person that requested that the post be split was me.
I think the thread could have some mileage, but if you are going to post in it we may as well abandon all hope, we have already had many, many posts from you telling us what is wrong with the world and also accywebs members,it would make a refreshing change if you could start a thread telling us what is good about the world and also accywebs members, though somehow i think it would be your shortest post ever.

Neil 12-03-2008 13:41

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Originally Posted by jambut (Post 544662)
I recently read a comment in another thread that stated, “we don’t do serious here.” I think that that says it all.

Please put my name against one of my quotes, I do with yours.

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Originally Posted by jamsandwich (Post 544662)
Sadly, as has already happened, the concept has been hijacked by some with what they probably see as witty repartee.

So you post off topic moaning about people going off topic. :D:D:D

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Originally Posted by jb (Post 544662)
But I’m willing to stick my head above the parapet so I will give it a go......Get your knives out and get them sharpened members and let’s see where this takes us.

Never mind knives if your sticking your head up I want an assault rifle.

jambutty 12-03-2008 17:37

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 544677)
Sadly although you don't seem to like the site, the members, or the standards we enjoy falling to, you keep coming back.
Why? There are thousands of sites out there one of them must come somewhere close to your lofty standards why not go there?

Just to let you know, the person that requested that the post be split was me.
I think the thread could have some mileage, but if you are going to post in it we may as well abandon all hope, we have already had many, many posts from you telling us what is wrong with the world and also accywebs members,it would make a refreshing change if you could start a thread telling us what is good about the world and also accywebs members, though somehow i think it would be your shortest post ever.

If I didn’t like this forum I wouldn’t drop in to have a read now and then, let alone actually post in it. If you don’t like my posts then the solution is simple – ignore them and don’t respond in your puerile way.

Look at it this way, if I didn’t make my posts you and some others wouldn’t have anyone to have a go at and would have to pick on some other unfortunate soul. Oh! I forgot you already do. To those who disagree with you.

Oh! I do beg your manureship’s pardon. I wasn’t aware that I mustn’t post my view on what is wrong with the world or this forum because it doesn’t meet with your approval. Well you know my answer to that.

jaysay 12-03-2008 18:12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 544677)
Sadly although you don't seem to like the site, the members, or the standards we enjoy falling to, you keep coming back.
Why? There are thousands of sites out there one of them must come somewhere close to your lofty standards why not go there?

Just to let you know, the person that requested that the post be split was me.
I think the thread could have some mileage, but if you are going to post in it we may as well abandon all hope, we have already had many, many posts from you telling us what is wrong with the world and also accywebs members,it would make a refreshing change if you could start a thread telling us what is good about the world and also accywebs members, though somehow i think it would be your shortest post ever.

Couldn't agree more Less, this is a great site, I am on quite a few sites but nothing comes close to Accy Web. I vistit around 6 sites on a regular basis and I spend three times as long on here that all the others put together. You don't miss it until you can't get access, I know I did

shillelagh 12-03-2008 18:58

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Ok to get back on thread who's doing the manifesto's

andrewb 13-03-2008 09:16

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Doesn't there need to be a section on the site made first? :p

I'll do one.

cashman 13-03-2008 10:00

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Originally Posted by Cyfr (Post 545312)
Doesn't there need to be a section on the site made first? :p

I'll do one.

i bet yours will be quite good cyfr, cos ya only think yer a tory.;)

garinda 13-03-2008 10:10

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My political manifesto, if I was ever foolhardy to get involved with that murky world, was laid out in post #5, of this similar thread.:D


http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...sto-32803.html

Neil 13-03-2008 10:32

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I am voting for the Monster Raving Rindy Party at the next elections as I agree with all of your manifesto.

Just a couple of points

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 458799)
-Flat rate of income tax @25% for all.

Spoken like a true Tory boy :D

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 458799)
-Tax cars more and put the money into improving the public transport system.

Seeing as we don't even spend 100% of car tax on the road system why increase road tax to fund public transport. As soon as people stopped using cars you would loose your funding for public transport?

Public transport is fine in big cities but because I have to travel 75 miles a day to a job of my vocation (because there are no such jobs locally) I can not get to work for 6am except by using a car. Please can I have a subsidy for previous Governments killing off this Countries industry and forcing me to work so far away. No I am not prepared to move closer, I could not be involved with the park then ;)

garinda 13-03-2008 11:09

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 545350)
I am voting for the Monster Raving Rindy Party at the next elections as I agree with all of your manifesto.

Just a couple of points


Spoken like a true Tory boy :D


Seeing as we don't even spend 100% of car tax on the road system why increase road tax to fund public transport. As soon as people stopped using cars you would loose your funding for public transport?

Public transport is fine in big cities but because I have to travel 75 miles a day to a job of my vocation (because there are no such jobs locally) I can not get to work for 6am except by using a car. Please can I have a subsidy for previous Governments killing off this Countries industry and forcing me to work so far away. No I am not prepared to move closer, I could not be involved with the park then ;)

I can't really offer only you a travel subsidy, but I have found a job for you closer to home.

Jobs - Driver / Team Leader (Waste Collections)

Not perfect for you, I'll admit, but the job as Peter Britcliffe's P.A. seems to have recently been filled.:D

Margaret Pilkington 13-03-2008 11:40

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I have to say that before learning to drive I spent hours travelling the six miles between my home and the hospital where I trained. This meant that i had a very long day every day....as sometimes buses would just not turn up.....not good when you are trying to uphold a necessary service.

Neil 13-03-2008 11:44

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 545364)
Not perfect for you, I'll admit, but the job as Peter Britcliffe's P.A. seems to have recently been filled.:D

You say trying to be funny but his PA recently left HBC to work with her husband. Maybe you could get the job, it has been posted many times the council has some shaky principals.

garinda 13-03-2008 11:47

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 545380)
I have to say that before learning to drive I spent hours travelling the six miles between my home and the hospital where I trained. This meant that i had a very long day every day....as sometimes buses would just not turn up.....not good when you are trying to uphold a necessary service.

I agree with both you and Neil, for some people a car is a necessity, and not a luxury.

In cities it's so much easier to rely on public transport.

When I lived in London I was at work, via the tube, before I could have got my car out on to the main road at the end of my street.

Hence I never had a car down there.

garinda 13-03-2008 11:53

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 545383)
You say trying to be funny but his PA recently left HBC to work with her husband. Maybe you could get the job, it has been posted many times the council has some shaky principals.

Will the 'shakey principals' (sic) mean I'm more likey to get the job, because I've got Parkinson's.

I don't believe in positive discrimination, so fear I'll have to turn it down.:rolleyes:

(For anyone else who was unlucky enough to attend Clitheroe Royal Grammar School principled- WordWeb dictionary definition):D


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