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Benipete

11-03-2008 11:06

Gone missing

The nine illegal immigrants that were given rail tickets and told to make their own way to a Detention center have gone missing.-any thoughts?:confused:

Less	11-03-2008 11:09

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 544065)

The nine illegal immigrants that were given rail tickets and told to make their own way to a Detention center have gone missing.-any thoughts?:confused:

Where can I get free rail tickets from? I could do with a nice little train journey, it would break up my week nicely!
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garinda

11-03-2008 11:12

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 544065)

-any thoughts?:confused:

The rail system can't be as bad as I thought.:D

andrewb

11-03-2008 11:15

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Watch out, you'll get called a xenophobe.

cashman

11-03-2008 11:15

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my thought is break the law n get rewarded.:rolleyes:

garinda

11-03-2008 11:16

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Originally Posted by Cyfr (Post 544070)

Watch out, you'll get called a xenophobe.

Is that a Welsh station?

andrewb

11-03-2008 11:18

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 544072)

Is that a Welsh station?

Yes it's just south of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch (and no people I didn't make that town up)

cashman

11-03-2008 11:18

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 544072)

Is that a Welsh station?

yeh dummy its 2 stops past colwyn bay.:D

Less	11-03-2008 11:20

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'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch'

doesn't have a space in it, with a space where you've put it, it gives people a chance to draw breath without collapsing from lack of oxygen!:cool:

lancsdave

11-03-2008 11:22

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 544067)

Where can I get free rail tickets from? I could do with a nice little train journey, it would break up my week nicely!
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I beleive you may have a passport so you don't qualify.

andrewb

11-03-2008 11:22

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 544076)

I believe accringtonweb can't deal with the length. Theres no space in it when you look in edit mode!

cashman

11-03-2008 11:23

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Originally Posted by Cyfr (Post 544074)

Yes it's just south of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch (and no people I didn't make that town up)

damn glad i dont have relatives/friends there, correspondance would be a nightmare.;)

andrewb

11-03-2008 11:24

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 544078)

I beleive you may have a passport so you don't qualify.

I don't have a passport :(

I must be an illegal. Man the pitchforks!

On a side note, I'm going to have to get one, not because I want to leave the country, but because the main conservative conference has orwelian security. :(

jackyalex

11-03-2008 11:24

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Maybe they should have given them a satnav too

Less	11-03-2008 11:24

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Originally Posted by Cyfr (Post 544079)

I believe accringtonweb can't deal with the length. Theres no space in it when you look in edit mode!

Facist! having a go against a poor defenceless little thing like accyweb, shame on you.:D

lancsdave

11-03-2008 11:25

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Originally Posted by Cyfr (Post 544081)

How did you manage to cross the Yorkshire border :confused::confused:

Less	11-03-2008 11:27

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 544085)

How did you manage to cross the Yorkshire border :confused::confused:

More to the point why didn't he take Blazey with him? (a match made in heaven there I think!)
:hothothot

lancsdave

11-03-2008 11:31

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 544088)

More to the point why didn't he take Blazey with him? (a match made in heaven there I think!)
:hothothot

That was cruel, poor lad has probably rushed off to the passport office so he can leave the country :eek:

jaysay

11-03-2008 11:32

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 544088)

More to the point why didn't he take Blazey with him? (a match made in heaven there I think!)
:hothothot

Come on Less give the lad a break:D

andrewb

11-03-2008 11:38

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 544085)

How did you manage to cross the Yorkshire border :confused::confused:

They make a profit on the bridge to get out of Hull it's that bad ;)

Less	11-03-2008 11:39

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That was cruel, poor lad has probably rushed off to the passport office so he can leave the country :eek:

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 544092)

Come on Less give the lad a break:D

SORREEEE! sometimes I get a bit overenthusiastic with my match-making

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andrewb

11-03-2008 11:39

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 544088)

More to the point why didn't he take Blazey with him? (a match made in heaven there I think!)
:hothothot

Yeah, on Earth we'd kill each other, but in heaven it's not so much of a problem anymore.

cashman

11-03-2008 11:54

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 544088)

More to the point why didn't he take Blazey with him? (a match made in heaven there I think!)
:hothothot

Less now yer being silly--- Cyfrs only in yorkshire!:D;) n hes obviously gonna come back.

Less	11-03-2008 12:06

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 544103)

Less now yer being silly--- Cyfrs only in yorkshire!:D;) n hes obviously gonna come back.

I've been thinking, (ah, so thats where I'm going wrong), it is a perfect match get them two together and Blazey will have her own bloke to pick on leaving the rest of us safe and as an added bonus Cyfr would spend all his time apologising for what she has just said, leaving him with no time to promote the tories!
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cashman

11-03-2008 12:08

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 544112)

ahh now yer changing me mind.:D

jaysay

11-03-2008 17:17

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 544112)

Oh come on less your only going to put more pressure on to take up the torch again full time, were as the mind willing, but the bodies very week these days, and I'm quite happy just having a little spat with Grahm from time to time:D

Less	11-03-2008 18:16

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 544286)

Wow! that doesn't happen very often! someones post has stumped me!

I hope you paid for the hard back copy of my book:-

Confusion it works every time

Rather than just Googling for the odd snippets that there are on the W.W.W.
:dflam:

Sara	11-03-2008 19:43

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 544065)

The nine illegal immigrants that were given rail tickets and told to make their own way to a Detention center have gone missing.-any thoughts?:confused:

Probably gone via the Bermuda Triangle.

K.S.H

11-03-2008 19:48

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Maybe they are hiding in a lorry destined for France :rolleyes:

jaysay

12-03-2008 09:10

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 544329)

Wow! that doesn't happen very often! someones post has stumped me!

I hope you paid for the hard back copy of my book:-

Confusion it works every time

Rather than just Googling for the odd snippets that there are on the W.W.W.

:dflam:

Yes, yes, yes, I've done it, stumped Less, do I get Brownie points for that:rolleyes::D

Neil	12-03-2008 09:14

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 544065)

The nine illegal immigrants that were given rail tickets and told to make their own way to a Detention center have gone missing.-any thoughts?:confused:

First thought is whoever sent them on their own should be sacked immediately for gross negligence at work.

Not sure if the person should be arrested for aiding illegal immigrants as well.

shillelagh

12-03-2008 15:11

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Can i have a train ticket for Glasgow please for free?

Thank you.

cashman

12-03-2008 15:12

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 544739)

Can i have a train ticket for Glasgow please for free?

Thank you.

nah yer legal,sorry miss.:rolleyes:

shillelagh

12-03-2008 15:14

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 544741)

nah yer legal,sorry miss.:rolleyes:

Spoilsport!!!! :D

kathleen_firth

12-03-2008 16:41

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 544071)

my thought is break the law n get rewarded.:rolleyes:

lol i agree. it seems thats the case these days

jaysay

12-03-2008 16:55

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Originally Posted by kathleen_firth (Post 544822)

lol i agree. it seems thats the case these days

Course it is Kathleen, its the brave new world no-one told you:rolleyes:

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