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mani	01-04-2008 00:32

April Fools!

this is a good one i've come across

laptopsdirect pay upto £5000 for "body advertising"

Body Advertising From Laptops Direct

cherokee

01-04-2008 00:44

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Someone was selling thier forehead on ebay the other day for advertising space and last i looked it was upto £200. lol..

mani	01-04-2008 03:37

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*LMAO* @BBC'S APRIL FOOLS - FLYIN PENGUINS!!

BBC iPlayer - Penguins

Yolanda25

01-04-2008 08:06

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lol thats funny

jaysay

01-04-2008 08:53

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Originally Posted by mani (Post 555453)

*LMAO* @BBC'S APRIL FOOLS - FLYIN PENGUINS!!

BBC iPlayer - Penguins

You mean Penguins don't fly:eek::eek::D

jaysay

01-04-2008 09:01

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A good one I saw this morning, the University of Essex have been given £82,000 of taxpayers money to study the experiences of Irish homosexuals living in London:rolleyes:

lancsdave

01-04-2008 09:11

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2BR & Burnley FC's prank;

BURNLEY TO PLAY 1ST HOME GAME IN BLACKBURN

Burnley Football Club have revealed the Clarets may be forced to play their first home game of next season at Ewood Park.
The announcement's come as a shock to Claret's fans who could be forced to travel to Blackburn to see their team in action.
It's being blamed on the large-scale building work at Turf Moor, as part of the multi-million pound ground re-development.

Good job it's April Fools day, I hate missing home games :D:D

MCR ADIM

01-04-2008 09:44

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 555509)

2BR & Burnley FC's prank;

BURNLEY TO PLAY 1ST HOME GAME IN BLACKBURN

Burnley Football Club have revealed the Clarets may be forced to play their first home game of next season at Ewood Park.
The announcement's come as a shock to Claret's fans who could be forced to travel to Blackburn to see their team in action.
It's being blamed on the large-scale building work at Turf Moor, as part of the multi-million pound ground re-development.

Good job it's April Fools day, I hate missing home games :D:D

i think that gives it away

lancsdave

01-04-2008 09:51

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Originally Posted by MCR ADIM (Post 555528)

i think that gives it away

Afraid not, thats actually the serious part of it :D

jaysay

01-04-2008 10:15

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 555509)

Na Dave King Georges would be big enough, plus they'd have a decent playing area if last weekends game is anything to go off:D

grannyclaret

01-04-2008 10:33

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 555509)

were you frightened of being upstaged by a more faithful following
:alright:

mani	01-04-2008 16:31

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a few more here

Googles...

Virgle: The Adventure of Many Lifetimes

independant

Ramsay vows to forswear bad language after he gets the brush-off from Australia - This Britain, UK - The Independent

and pizza hut!

Pizza Hut

emzy	01-04-2008 16:40

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Like the Pizza HUt one lol

davo69

01-04-2008 17:25

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this is the best one lorriane kelly on gmtv this morning GMTV - Latest clips from GMTV

andrewb

01-04-2008 19:07

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BBC NEWS | Politics | Brown defends terror limit plans

MikeSz

01-04-2008 19:13

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Someone has put one heck of a lot of work into that Virgle one, the sad thing is, someone like Bill Gates, or Branson, if they got their heads together and their hands in their pockets, and some imagination - something like that is do-able.

We went to the moon (apparently) and just stopped. How boring.

Neil	01-04-2008 19:32

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Originally Posted by MikeSz (Post 555802)

We went to the moon (apparently) and just stopped. How boring.

I am glad you said apparently, there is no way the Yanks went to the moon. I have worked on some Yank machine's. No way.

West Ender

01-04-2008 19:35

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The Daily Express had a story about a terrapin that smokes 10 cigarettes a day. There was a photo of it with a fag, almost as big as itself, in its mouth. ;)

MikeSz

01-04-2008 19:41

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 555812)

I am glad you said apparently, there is no way the Yanks went to the moon. I have worked on some Yank machine's. No way.

I suppose it doesnt really matter anyway, we could go now if we wanted to. Not sure why you'd want to - Mars is much more interesting. Build a few less airplanes, one less sub here and there and you could have billions to channel into NASA, or the European version, for R&D etc.

Eric	01-04-2008 20:18

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Originally Posted by MikeSz (Post 555822)

Don't hold your breath ... given the choice between some productive R&D, and another Nimitz class aircraft carrier, the yanks would go for the carrier every time. You can't intimidate people with R&D, but you can sure scare the s**t out of them with the Harry S Truman.;)

Eric	01-04-2008 20:32

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This one I used on a female friend of mine who is in love with her cell phone: I told her that because of the increased use of cell phones, the system had to be cleaned out, and that she would be well advised to put her phone in a plastic bag and then check out the six o'clock news to see when it would be safe to take it out of the bag ... she went for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And this woman votes!

maccy

01-04-2008 20:43

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 555509)

ha ha ha dave u know u would love a trip 2 ewood:tongueout

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