What's your idea of hell?
 

I am trying to be a lovely person who treats others with kindness so that I can avoid going to hell.

In my personal hell I am wearing a nylon tracksuit and someone has bubble permed my hair.

I am stuck in a small room with other people who have B.O and bad breath. They are unintelligent and have nothing interesting to say. The BOGOF bloke from the Safestyle adverts is with us.

There is nothing to read here except chick lit and the television is never switched off even when no-one is watching it. The television is stuck on the sci-fi channel.

The only food here is monster munch, turkey twizzlers and smiley faces. The only drink is that blue bubblegum stuff that your mum never let you have.

Oh and there's a continual pipping noise that no-one can find the source of to make it stop.

What's your idea of hell?

Re: What's your idea of hell?
 

my idea of hell is being stuck in a room, with someone who lives n breathes politics.:eek:

Re: What's your idea of hell?
 

The 'e' key not working on a keyboard. Or if it sticks! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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being locked in an airtight toilet cubilcle after someone who isnt too well has just used it arghhhh ............ and of course a few flames and a bit of damnation would add to the atmosphere i guess :D

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Don't let the advert fool you. He's actually very funny and a nice bloke. :D

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a bad back!!!

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according to the films i watch hell consits of women wearing very little and doing everything

and its nice and warm too

dont seem to bad to me :)

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There are lots of things that would make me feel like im in hell but put these altogether and i will try n be good for the rest of my life to reduce the risk of going to hell and it all happening......chances of that are quite small anyway of course :rolleyes:

1)having bills but no spare money.
2)Jack having all those baby stages at once and it lasting forever (only thing that got me through them was remembering it wouldn't be forever) eg teething at night,breast feeding him every hour on the hour,not being able to literally tell me what he wanted,potty training (did my head in).
3)No internet connection (my virtual life is so much better than my real one haha).
4)Winter all year round.
5)No food/water available.
6)No shops!
7)my nan and grandad being unwell/unhappy.
8)No Accyweb.
9)Being in a foreign country n being able to get home....ever again.
10)Global shortage of chocolate/tea bags.

The worst thing that could happen though would be for me to be without Jack and Corker .....alot of people say things like that but dont really mean it like i do but when Jacks at his dads i hate it and when Corkers at work i hate it....... :( blah.

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the other day when accyweb was offline :(
the chat room not working
my pc breaking

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No internet connection

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Why do you think you could possibly go to hell?
How could an all loving God allow such a thing to happen?

Re: What's your idea of hell?
 

Shopping for clothes.

- Spending all day trying to find something that I like.
- Finding it in my size.
- Trying it on and finding that it almost fits perfectly except for; too big on waist/too tight on hips/too short on length/shows too much underwear etc.
- Repeating the process until something finally fits
- Queuing up to pay behind the person with an armful of stuff and a credit card that gets rejected
- Repeating the process to find a top/bag/shoes etc to match.

No thank you:eek:

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After my experience yesterday
I'll second that

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yah on orange? i had none neither, wasn,t hell but a damn nusience.:rolleyes:

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The futures bright the futures Orange:enough::D