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jambutty 09-06-2008 12:59

Crop Circles
 
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One evening a few days ago just as the day was saying goodbye to welcome in the oncoming night, the dry spell of several days was broken by the gentle pitter, patter of rain drops falling on the semi parched earth. As darkness shrouded everything the temperature dropped several degrees and the flowers folded in their floral petals.

A tiny light appeared in the sky but it was not a star. The low rain clouds obscured the heavens above as this mysterious light broke through the clouds and slowly but surely grew in size and brightness.

What gentle breeze had ruffled the leaves on the trees fell to a stillness that you only get in a desert. All was still as the bright light revealed itself to be a craft of unknown origin that descended silently. About 6 feet in diameter and a couple of feet tall it spun to a halt in the centre of my garden as it landed silently and menacingly.

The visitor only stayed a few moments and lifted silently skywards as quickly as it came. A breeze sprang up as if in relief that the intruder had come, been and gone and once again gently rustled the leaves on the trees and bent the grass.

Next morning it was clear for all to see that the foliage in the centre of my garden had been laid flat into a crop circle.

I couldn’t get high enough to show the crop circle in all its glory.

emamum 09-06-2008 13:09

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oh dear..... someone forget to take their medicine?

Bonnyboy 09-06-2008 13:50

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Looks like someone has taken the remaining half brick :D

cashman 09-06-2008 14:24

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what a lovely story, looks to me like a "Duck" with a fat arse has landed.:D

WillowTheWhisp 09-06-2008 15:21

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You must have some very small aliens in your neck of the woods.

katex 09-06-2008 15:27

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Had me on the edge of my chair there Jambutty. :D

Typical isn't it ... have enough with Earth Dwellers and vandalism, without aliens leaving behind their mess !!

emamum 09-06-2008 15:27

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 589813)
You must have some very small aliens in your neck of the woods.

small furry cat like aliens............

Royboy39 09-06-2008 15:34

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 589784)
what a lovely story, looks to me like a "Duck" with a fat arse has landed.:D

Cashy I've never laughed so much in a long time.
That is Lancashire humour at it's best. :mosher::mosher::mosher:

pipinfort 09-06-2008 15:57

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WOW............:rolleyes:

jaysay 09-06-2008 16:14

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 589813)
You must have some very small aliens in your neck of the woods.

Well he does reside in Darwen Willow, a lot of strange things happen in Darwen:eek::D

Royboy39 09-06-2008 16:36

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Originally Posted by pipinfort (Post 589839)
WOW............:rolleyes:

To some comedy comes natural..........Others fail miserably :rolleyes:

West Ender 09-06-2008 21:42

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Looking at the photo I'm strongly tempted to suggest that a bitch (canine of course) has peed on that spot. There's an enzyme in bitches' pee that burns grass.

Now, the "craft" landing from the sky - where are you buying your baccy, Jambutty? :D

Mancie 09-06-2008 21:43

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I reckon this is the best thread Jambutty has ever posted!!!

emamum 09-06-2008 21:52

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I think a cats been sleeping in yer grass jambutty.

jambutty 09-06-2008 22:17

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Dear oh dear! You all (except West Ender) missed an opportunity with the last sentence, “I couldn’t get high enough to show the crop circle in all its glory.”

And no I don’t smoke wacky baccy – before anyone asks.:alright:

I just thought to lighten the forum a little.:rolleyes:


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