Ascot Dress Code
 

Ladies you are not allowed to have a bare midriff or shoulder straps that are less than one inch wide and most bizarrely of all you must wear knickers but they must not show. Hats must only be made from cloth and flowers. No fruit and veg.

How will they know about the ‘knickers’ bit? Is some burley security guard going to demand to see them?

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maybe the women will have to walk on mirrors? lol its understandable really isnt it, with wearing a dress what happens if its windy and they do a marilyn monroe?

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I thought you were volunteering your services then Jambutty!

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I’ve always understood that if you make a rule you should also be prepared to enforce it and have the means to do so. Otherwise what was the point?

I wonder how it would affect a Scotsman wearing a kilt?

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Maybe they have installed one of these machines as shown in my thread Jambutty :-

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...can-40277.html

Wonder if you could get away with tights with gusset .. used to just wear these when wearing tight trousers without knickers (no don't suggest thongs please).

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Is visible panty line ok?:rolleyes:

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Mazzer wore 2 sets of knickers for the famous skirt over head shot; it was the rest of the time she favoured "commando".:)

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Jim...I think you are lining up for your third...be careful pal.:D:D

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sell paper nickers they do well a ascot.then they could put them on there heads as a hat lol:D:D:D

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from what iv seen of some of the women that go to ascot they shoudl be wearing a back rug and 4 metal shoes rather than be in the crowd :dummy2:

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Think you may be getting mixed up accyman surely a set of horns and
udders are more in the order of the day:D

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i didnt say she didnt wear knickers for that shot did i? i meant the dress flying up :)

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Ah, Well I was at Chav-scot on Friday.........

all that dress code crap in the press was just well-placed publicity for the event. (Come to Ascot! It's full of slappers! was what it really meant.)

3 of my mates got laid too so there's some truth it too.

It's just another booze-girls-drugs-frenzy with more blacked out limos than a mafia wedding.


Friend of a friend ripped off her skirt and ran down the race course (knickers on)

ps Won 50 quid (ticket cost 60........)

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You can't let women out on there own anywhere can you:D they're far worse than blokes:p