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jaysay 29-07-2008 11:12
Its here at last chaps
 
Well it had to come didn't it, make-up for men, yes chaps you can now go out and buy your very own purpose made cosmetics for the discerning chap who wants to look that bit special for the ladeeeeees. You can have your very own Guy Liner, or Manscara, I really did have to check it wasn't April fools day when I so this on Breaky TV this morning. Somehow I don't think its going to catch on with the likes of myself, cashy, Jam Butty, Royboy and Less, but there again I maybe wrong:rolleyes:. Well there is one thing we could always ask for tips from the lasses on here about how to apply our Lippy:D:rolleyes:

MargaretR 29-07-2008 11:44
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Men and makeup is nothing new
Men's skin care / men's grooming: A History of Men’s grooming; Men makeup and skin care
Never heard of wode? (ancient celts)
or eye kohl? (ancient egyptians)
or the white arsenic face powder that Georgian dandies used?

Less 29-07-2008 12:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 612229)
Well it had to come didn't it, make-up for men, yes chaps you can now go out and buy your very own purpose made cosmetics for the discerning chap who wants to look that bit special for the ladeeeeees. You can have your very own Guy Liner, or Manscara, I really did have to check it wasn't April fools day when I so this on Breaky TV this morning. Somehow I don't think its going to catch on with the likes of myself, cashy, Jam Butty, Royboy and Less, but there again I maybe wrong:rolleyes:. Well there is one thing we could always ask for tips from the lasses on here about how to apply our Lippy:D:rolleyes:
Speak for yourself, I think I look very fetching on my nights out!

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MargaretR 29-07-2008 12:18
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:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

NHS dentistry does nothing for you dear

Should have forked out for porcelain naturals like mine :D

jambutty 29-07-2008 13:07
Re: Its here at last chaps
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 612229)
Well it had to come didn't it, make-up for men, yes chaps you can now go out and buy your very own purpose made cosmetics for the discerning chap who wants to look that bit special for the ladeeeeees. You can have your very own Guy Liner, or Manscara, I really did have to check it wasn't April fools day when I so this on Breaky TV this morning. Somehow I don't think its going to catch on with the likes of myself, cashy, Jam Butty, Royboy and Less, but there again I maybe wrong:rolleyes:. Well there is one thing we could always ask for tips from the lasses on here about how to apply our Lippy:D:rolleyes:
The nearest that I ever came to male cosmetics was in my teens when I used, what would probably be called hair gel today, Silvikrin hair stuff. It wasn’t as greasy as Brylcreme. I ended up just using plain water as it cost nothing and worked just as well for me. Still does.

Of course there was the make up for scout gang shows and for “Pirate’s Show” for orphans at our ports of call but that’s not quite the same is it. There was nothing quite like making a nine years old kid walk the plank at the point of a wooden sword. Not into shark infested waters, you understand but a paddling pool with a dummy shark.

There is only one way that I would ever wear some lippy and that is by transfer during an anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicular muscles in a state of contraction.

Roblaw89 29-07-2008 16:28
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;) but on the bright side if we all use our cosmetics we can go to the toilet all the time to top up on our make up to add a bit of foundation here and there :P revenge on them women that always took like 4 hours getting ready came out and looked like a tangerine.But as men we where not to tell them theat they look like one so we just walked and agree'd :P

cashman 29-07-2008 16:31
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apart from aftershave n deoderant they can shove it where a monkey puts its nuts.:jimbo:

Roblaw89 29-07-2008 16:33
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dont monkeys put nuts in there mouths so you want it in your mouth ....? thats a bad figure of speech:P

AccyLass 29-07-2008 16:34
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Soon enough it will be absolutely normal for a woman to be stood next to her fella in the bathroom while they a both cleansing their face whilst taking the make up off

Can't see me finding my fella attractive in make up mind

He isn't the most attractive of the bunch:D

Roblaw89 29-07-2008 16:37
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lol we have all worn make up at some stage :| even in are sleep * shakes fist* silly drunk night

AccyLass 29-07-2008 16:40
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He weren't sleeping, pinned down by 5 screaming little girlies tho lol

cashman 29-07-2008 16:42
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Originally Posted by Roblaw89 (Post 612339)
dont monkeys put nuts in there mouths so you want it in your mouth ....? thats a bad figure of speech:P
young uns wrong nuts.:D

jaysay 29-07-2008 16:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jambutty (Post 612274)
The nearest that I ever came to male cosmetics was in my teens when I used, what would probably be called hair gel today, Silvikrin hair stuff. It wasn’t as greasy as Brylcreme. I ended up just using plain water as it cost nothing and worked just as well for me. Still does.

Of course there was the make up for scout gang shows and for “Pirate’s Show” for orphans at our ports of call but that’s not quite the same is it. There was nothing quite like making a nine years old kid walk the plank at the point of a wooden sword. Not into shark infested waters, you understand but a paddling pool with a dummy shark.

There is only one way that I would ever wear some lippy and that is by transfer during an anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicular muscles in a state of contraction.
I used Brylcreme JB, in those good old days of short back and sides, the only time I've worn make-up was in my teens with St Mary's Amateurs, mind you I didn't mind coming home after a night out covered with lippy, when you woke up the morning after you knew you'd had a good night:D

Roblaw89 29-07-2008 16:44
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haha oh i see :p makes sense now :p

AccyLass 29-07-2008 16:49
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That whole monkeys nuts conversation is not a nice picture:D lol

emamum 29-07-2008 18:28
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hmmm........must dig out that pic of my brother (22) where he was wearing one of my dresses (looong time ago lol) mums heels and full make up.... bet his gf would love to see that!

tbh my bro's and sis's are all a bit emo-esque so i see them in make-up alot

Eric 29-07-2008 19:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 612337)
apart from aftershave n deoderant they can shove it where a monkey puts its nuts.:jimbo:
And that would be where the sun don't shine??????????

Don't use aftershave, I have a full beard .... and don't need deodorant; I'm so perfect I don't smell:theband:

Lilly 29-07-2008 20:57
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What's wrong with fellas wearing a bit of make up? :confused:

Fellas are taking better care of their skin these days.

Soap and swarfega are out and face wash and moisturiser are in if you don't want to see in your 50th birthday looking like you've had a few bad winters. :p

If us girls get a spot we cover it up with concealer so why should fellas have to walk round with Mount Etna on their chin?

I'm not into fellas made up like Lily Savage but a little bit of St Tropez, concealer, tamed eyebrows......why not?

Neil 29-07-2008 21:20
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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 612470)
I'm not into fellas made up like Lily Savage but a little bit of St Tropez, concealer, tamed eyebrows......why not?
because they look like poofs

cashman 29-07-2008 21:26
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 612486)
because they look like poofs
thats not politically correct, ya should say they look like big jessies.:D

Neil 29-07-2008 21:29
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 612489)
thats not politically correct, ya should say they look like big jessies.:D
Since when have you known me to be politically correct?

Lilly 29-07-2008 21:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil (Post 612486)
because they look like poofs
Moisturiser and concealer do not a poof make. :p

I take it you are a soap and swarfega bloke. :D

cashman 29-07-2008 21:31
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 612491)
Since when have you known me to be politically correct?
sorry wasn't thinking, me mascaras running.:D

Neil 29-07-2008 21:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 612492)
Moisturiser and concealer do not a poof make. :p

I take it you are a soap and swarfega bloke. :D

Swarfega lol you are showing your age now girl

jambutty 29-07-2008 22:09
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What about that pale blue stuff with an antiseptic smell? I can’t remember the name.

Then in days of old before Swarfega there was Cresolvent I think it was called. It was pink, I think.

Before that it was good old carbolic soap and a scrubbing brush.

cashman 29-07-2008 22:13
Re: Its here at last chaps
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jambutty (Post 612508)
What about that pale blue stuff with an antiseptic smell? I can’t remember the name.

Then in days of old before Swarfega there was Cresolvent I think it was called. It was pink, I think.

Before that it was good old carbolic soap and a scrubbing brush.
true, Clean is Clean ya don't have to look like a big nancy or smell like a turkish brothel to achieve it.:rolleyes:

Lilly 29-07-2008 22:18
Re: Its here at last chaps
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 612511)
true, Clean is Clean ya don't have to look like a big nancy or smell like a turkish brothel to achieve it.:rolleyes:
Very true Cashy.

Cleanliness is the most important thing.

I would rather a fella smelt like a Turkish brothel than a long distance lorry driver. :rolleyes::D

I think opinions on make up for men vary depending on how old you are.

I think men over 35 think a bit of foundation makes you Julian Clary and men under 35 are more open to the idea......not that I like to make generalisations of course. :p:D

Benipete 29-07-2008 22:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 612492)
Moisturiser and concealer do not a poof make. :p

I take it you are a soap and swarfega bloke. :D
Depends what your moisturising and what you intend to conceal.:dancedog:Therein

katex 29-07-2008 22:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 612470)
What's wrong with fellas wearing a bit of make up? :confused:

Fellas are taking better care of their skin these days.

Soap and swarfega are out and face wash and moisturiser are in if you don't want to see in your 50th birthday looking like you've had a few bad winters. :p

If us girls get a spot we cover it up with concealer so why should fellas have to walk round with Mount Etna on their chin?

I'm not into fellas made up like Lily Savage but a little bit of St Tropez, concealer, tamed eyebrows......why not?
Spot on Lilly, skin is skin .. no matter what sex. Nothing wrong with moisturiser ... saves those patches of dry skin on yer fella.

Men get dry lips too .. so use the lip balm please so no cut lips during kissing sessions . LOL.

Please use antiperspirants (not true about natural body smells, honest) and how do you expect us to find delectable lips with full beards .. really ... :rolleyes:

Don't go along with eye shadows and mascara for men though ... might take a little longer, even though you supposed to be the peacock of the species.

Please keep yer toe nails cut and hard skin removed too ... oh, and wash hair more often, clip nostril hairs and ear hairs ... small things like this are off putting to us opposite sex.

katex 29-07-2008 22:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 612248)
Living proof that men look better with make up. :D

MargaretR 29-07-2008 22:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by katex (Post 612531)
Spot on Lilly, skin is skin .. no matter what sex. Nothing wrong with moisturiser ... saves those patches of dry skin on yer fella.

Men get dry lips too .. so use the lip balm please so no cut lips during kissing sessions . LOL.

Please use antiperspirants (not true about natural body smells, honest) and how do you expect us to find delectable lips with full beards .. really ... :rolleyes:

Don't go along with eye shadows and mascara for men though ... might take a little longer, even though you supposed to be the peacock of the species.

Please keep yer toe nails cut and hard skin removed too ... oh, and wash hair more often, clip nostril hairs and ear hairs ... small things like this are off putting to us opposite sex.
I like male facial hair when it is trimmed, washed and soft

I suppose instinctively I see it as something to grab hold of to drag him into a cave with- using any other part of him would be counterproductive;)

Royboy39 29-07-2008 23:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 612539)
I like male facial hair when it is trimmed, washed and soft

I suppose instinctively I see it as something to grab hold of to drag him into a cave with- using any other part of him would be counterproductive;)
Margrit....Taken from Little Britain......how would you feel if a male approached you with a gobful of lipstick?

MargaretR 29-07-2008 23:06
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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 612545)
Margrit....Taken from Little Britain......how would you feel if a male approached you with a gobful of lipstick?
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I wouldn't kiss him because it has toxic ingredients and so I don't wear it myself
:p
you should have expected that reply from me

Royboy39 29-07-2008 23:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 612551)
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I wouldn't kiss him because it has toxic ingredients and so I don't wear it myself
:p
you should have expected that reply from me
I did..............who loves ya babe:)

katex 29-07-2008 23:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 612551)
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it has toxic ingredients and so I don't wear it myself
:p
you should have expected that reply from me
:D:D I Love her too, but Margaret live dangerously for once .. LOL

BERNADETTE 29-07-2008 23:19
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Another way to screw money out of the unsuspecting fools who fall for it, is it not bad enough that women spend fortunes on all this stuff without men doing the same?? I am beginning to wonder if all these lotions and potions are not making peoples skin worse!!

Royboy39 29-07-2008 23:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by katex (Post 612555)
:D:D I Love her too, but Margaret live dangerously for once .. LOL
Ye but ...ye but, come on Kate....would you kiss a strawberry gob?
If you licked your lips you would wonder which planet your on. :D

katex 30-07-2008 00:21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 612557)
Ye but ...ye but, come on Kate....would you kiss a strawberry gob?
If you licked your lips you would wonder which planet your on. :D
Not talkin' about kissin men with a strawberry gob Royboy .. just about Margaret wearing lipstick... :rolleyes:

Think you may need some moisturiser with SPF15 living where you do .. all my friends who live not 100 miles from you now look like dried prunes .. :D

Benipete 30-07-2008 00:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 612556)
Another way to screw money out of the unsuspecting fools who fall for it, is it not bad enough that women spend fortunes on all this stuff without men doing the same?? I am beginning to wonder if all these lotions and potions are not making peoples skin worse!!
My wife never wore makeup till she was 40. Then the pit shut and she had to come to the surface.:jimbo:

Royboy39 30-07-2008 00:30
Re: Its here at last chaps
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by katex (Post 612576)
Not talkin' about kissin men with a strawberry gob Royboy .. just about Margaret wearing lipstick... :rolleyes:

Think you may need some moisturiser with SPF15 living where you do .. all my friends who live not 100 miles from you now look like dried prunes .. :D
Kate...how right you are.

BERNADETTE 30-07-2008 00:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 612579)
My wife never wore makeup till she was 40. Then the pit shut and she had to come to the surface.:jimbo:
Not very nice:eek: By the way have never really worn makeup and can't see to put it on now but don't really see any need for it;)

MargaretR 30-07-2008 00:43
Re: Its here at last chaps
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by katex (Post 612555)
:D:D I Love her too, but Margaret live dangerously for once .. LOL
I overdid the dangerous living more than most -had enough:D

Benipete 30-07-2008 01:31
Re: Its here at last chaps
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 612583)
Not very nice:eek: By the way have never really worn makeup and can't see to put it on now but don't really see any need for it;)
Not very nice!! It was a disaster had to buy her sunglasses and a cage for the canary Not to mention a bell a swing and a little ladder so she could clean the windows.:hidewall:

BERNADETTE 30-07-2008 01:44
Re: Its here at last chaps
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 612596)
Not very nice!! It was a disaster had to buy her sunglasses and a cage for the canary Not to mention a bell a swing and a little ladder so she could clean the windows.:hidewall:
You might well hide:eek::p:D:)

Benipete 30-07-2008 02:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 612599)
You might well hide:eek::p:D:)
Wasn't that bad really,she was quite happy preening herself in the mirror,dancing in the moonlight,new sandpaper every other day,water millet and a cuttle fish.:hehetable

BERNADETTE 30-07-2008 02:14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 612603)
Wasn't that bad really,she was quite happy preening herself in the mirror,dancing in the moonlight,new sandpaper every other day,water millet and a cuttle fish.:hehetable
You swine:p

jaysay 30-07-2008 10:18
Re: Its here at last chaps
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by katex (Post 612531)
Spot on Lilly, skin is skin .. no matter what sex. Nothing wrong with moisturiser ... saves those patches of dry skin on yer fella.

Men get dry lips too .. so use the lip balm please so no cut lips during kissing sessions . LOL.

Please use antiperspirants (not true about natural body smells, honest) and how do you expect us to find delectable lips with full beards .. really ... :rolleyes:

Don't go along with eye shadows and mascara for men though ... might take a little longer, even though you supposed to be the peacock of the species.

Please keep yer toe nails cut and hard skin removed too ... oh, and wash hair more often, clip nostril hairs and ear hairs ... small things like this are off putting to us opposite sex.
Good grief kate, are you psychic, you could just be describing me there, I only have on drawback, draggng the iron lung round with me:D

Eric 30-07-2008 17:35
Re: Its here at last chaps
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 612511)
true, Clean is Clean ya don't have to look like a big nancy or smell like a turkish brothel to achieve it.:rolleyes:
And what does a Turkish brothel smell like? With all your experience of these places, maybe you could enlighten us;)


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