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Well I have just got back from taking my dog for a wander - I was just coming up the path from the field ( behind Charter street) and saw an elderly bloke bobbed down. My immeditate thought was that he had fallen over or was drunk - as he saw me he said
"oh bloody hell"
being the helpful person I am I was going over to see if he needed any help - to which he replied
"dont make a meal out of it - go on be on your way"
I thought oh well but as I was passing realised that he was actually relieving himself as it were - and it wasnt a number one :eek:
OMG the nerve of some people - I mean when you gotta go then youve gotta go - but this was in full view I am sure if he really was desperate he could have at least gone in the bushes
so do bears s*** in the woods - well I have never seen one - but I know an old man that does LOL

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We`ve had someone s*** on our drive once. Our drive is set back a bit from the road, and if the car is parked in a certain place then it hides anyone from the road. We found it the following morning, after I noticed the wing mirrors had been knocked about. Obviously someone on the way home from the pub got caught short and thought nothing of leaving us a present...

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That is Nasty!

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Dirty old man:eek: too many of them about.
Before the football changing rooms were demolished (I have a good view of playing fields), I regularly saw men P'ing against its walls.
There are very few public toilets about nowadays but men should make sure that they cannot possibly be seen no matter how desperate they are.

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Disgusting as it is it made me laugh, must have been embarassing for you too.

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hey women are not immune from this, used to be one dirty bitch stand in middle of blackburn rd n slash back in the 80s, on a pretty regular basis,won't mention any names but cashy knows who.:D it was always near the garage n newsagent towards church.;)

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Did you get him a dock leaf:)

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Not everyone has a pair of bino's 75 x 1.?:confused::D

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:D:D:D:D Dock leaves, forgot about them, when we were kids my Dad used to say wipe with one of those!

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Just a minute there :mad: I don't own binoculars
Here is a piccy of my view - the portacabins were right next to the road
The P'ers didn't even bother to go round the back

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Dock leaves had many uses....to relieve yourself in the woods is one thing but you have to be very careful.
Carring down in a bed of nettles...that is something else.....and you've guest it.........dock leaves...were the answer.
If your cheeks were penetrated by these by a nettle sting you would'nt even think about wiping your arse with one.

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mind you,as the old saying goes, it a lot in yer pants, ****** all in a field.:D

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Saw a dirty git who had just got off the train last week and he went up the back near where the bank used to be on Eagle Street for a pee. No need for it there are toilets on trains

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I see nothing wrong in that Bernie providing he was not in full view of the public gaze. Councils in their wisdom saw the loophole that they were no longer commited to provide public toilets. If the councils do not provide then it is my opinion that they should be responsible for the cleaning up operation.
Not everyone can hold on.?:confused:

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Yes but taken from off the top of the wardrobe?:hehetable

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Why do you see nothing wrong with that? If he got off a train he could have gone to the loo on the train before he left it.

Same as anyone leaving a pub has no excuse, they could have gone before they left. some people just have no moral decency. There is no excuse.

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He had just got off a train that had a toilet on and if anybody had been crossing the back or even walking up the opposite side of the street they would not have been able to miss the dirty git:mad:

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Margrit....I never had you down as a letch. :p turn the other cheek :rolleyes:

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Let's be honest Bernie...did he turn his Todjer to the wind or was it just because you knew he was there?

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LOL no I didnt - i suspected he may have used the tail of his coat

I was shocked more than embarrased - and i had asked him if he needed any help - well did he think i meant i was going to wipe his butt for him ? what if he had said "oo yes please" i would have sprinted and vaulted over the wall lol - no it made me giggle :D

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Beside the point he should have used the loo on the train and I was further down the street when he went up the back. The fact that he was doing his flies up as he came back onto the street kind of gave the game away.

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Can you direct operations with your waterworks?....some people are not so fortunate?

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I think the reason councils all over Britain closed public toilets was the fact they were being used for the wrong purpose. It appears that some people were setting up their own cottage industris in these wee small premises:D

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I think that's were the phrase - Going for a Georgie- came from:D

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that would have been simple enough to overcome, all they needed was a "Mobile" bog superintendant, job sorted.:rolleyes:

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that is absolutely gross!!

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do ya mean theres 144 of em?:D

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Stop it casy, I nearly fell off mi chair at that one:D

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Was walking up to town from the cinema last night following a very very drunk man who half way up eastgate just stopped and peed right in front of us!
Made no attempt whatsoever to go out of view,everybody could see him but he was oblivious to it all!
Needless to say we crossed over and made a swift getaway!

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Thats the trouble Loz, when decent folk have to cross the road to get out of the way of these people. Anyone can be taken short but just to stand in the street in full view is just what animals do, and we're supposed to live in a civilised society:(

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Theres nowt civilised about accy town centre at weekends!!
We even walked the long way round so we didn't have to go through the centre,thought we would miss the idiots and came across two of them before we got to the taxi!!

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When I said civilised society Loz, it didn't include Accy Town centre on a Saturday night:D