Noah & The Ark
 

On from trhe weather thread,because of this ceasless rain,wuold you be in a position to build your own ark or would you have to nip down Jewsons a month in advance & cause widespread panic.:DAnd can i hitch a ride:D

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What an excellent random thread..............in a position to build an ark...? you must be joking, unless i start ripping the fences down, although i do have a rubber dinghy somewhere........:D

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you been on the chemic again max?:D;)

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I'll be ok,God will contact me and tell me how to build it,i will wave to you all on my way past :D

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No, it would have to be a blow up mattress for me.......and limited space for the animals.

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on this subject......when i was at (catholic) school we learnt as song about noah.. it started

'oh the lord looked down from his window in the sky, said i created man but i cant remember why, nothing but fighting since creation day, i'll send a little water and wash them all away,the lord came down and looked around a spell and there was mr noah behaving mighty well. And thatis the reason the scriptures record noah found grace in the eyes of the lord, noah found grace in the eyes of the lord (X3) and he left him high and dryThe lord said noah theres going to be a flood, theres going to be some water theres going to be some mud...................................'

thats all i can remember, anyone know the song?

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I'l tell the an old fashioned story
as grandfayther used to relate
of a joiner and building contracter
who's name it wur Sam Oglethwaite

In a shop ontut banks o Th'Irwell
old Sam used to follow is trade
in a place thall av eard of called Bury
tha knows weer Black Puddings are made

One morning Sam wur filling a knot ole
wi putty, when in thru door
come an auld fella fair wreathed i whiskers
T'ould chap said Good Morning am Noah

So Sam axed Noah is business
And thowd chap went on to remark
As nod liking luuk ut weather
were thinkin o building an Ark

Retlaw.

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Never mind the Ark a canoe is the minimum requirement or if lucky filthy rich and bored then a super yacht. :D

If you are of the above then here is the site that could save you;

Millennium Super Yachts

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I've got enough bookcases if I take the shelves out we could all fit in them