Originally Posted by West Ender (Post 630884)

What is English?

It's a pot of tea, a scone, strawberry jam and clotted cream. It's an ancient raincoat, a pair of wellies and a muddy dog. It's egg and mayo sandwiches, with tiny grains of sand in them so they ever-so-slightly crunch, eaten under a damp towel on a windswept beach after a brief dip in a freezing sea. It's drowsing in front of a blazing fire on a dark winter afternoon with a warm cat purring on your knee. It's little children with rosy cheeks and gloves on a string through their coat sleeves. It's wild daffodils growing under the trees and katkins on the hazel bushes.

I could go on........;)

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 630956)

Our unique sense of humour and ability to laugh at ourselves
Monty Python, Mr Bean

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 630954)

No condoms though. Very pleasant.

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 630963)

Very risky. Remember you should always practice safe sex and what would have happened if you got caught performing in public ;)