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Donkey Jailed For Theft.
You couldn’t make it up.
AFP – Thursday, September 18 05:06 pm CAIRO (AFP) - An Egyptian donkey has been jailed for stealing corn on the cob from a field belonging to an agricultural research institute in the Nile Delta, local media reported on Thursday. The ass and its owner were apprehended at a police checkpoint that had been set up after the institute's director complained that someone was stealing his crops, the state-owned Al-Ahram daily said. The unnamed ungulate was found in possession of the institute's corn and a local judge sentenced him to 24 hours in prison. The man who had his ass thrown in jail got off with a fine of 50 Egyptian pounds (nine dollars, six euros). http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080918/tod-egypt-animal-justice-offbeat-07ff78c.html |
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just proves the law is an ass. eh...
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Stupid laws some countries have :) obvious the donkey was a get away vehicle(Sort of LOL).And the owner only gets a small fine :) At first though I thought it was a thread about Tony(Donkey)Adams Ex-Arsenal LOL :D
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Having visited Cairo, and been driven through it in a taxi, I'd guess that poor little donkey had 24 hours of sheer bliss in prison. It was heartbreaking to see the poor donkeys pulling carts loaded 6' high with bags of god-knows-what, plus the whip-wielding owner and all his family, along Cairo's horrendous roads where traffic drove 4 abreast at an average of 60 mph.
I hope lots of Egyptian donkeys hear about it and get themselves sentenced to prison. It's the only holiday they'll get. |
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Pity its not a few decades ago,Fred Pontin or Billy Butlin would have made a mint opening a donkey prison :D
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Sharia Law ?
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With good behavior it could be out in 12 Hrs.Hardly a good example to set to other criminally minded Donkeys.
Will it be tagged? Can the authorities give us some assurances that it will not re-offend? We are getting to soft!! |
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Just one hoof, per theft. |
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Seems reasonable to me......
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The Monkey Hanging Legend Of (Old) Hartlepool
Residents of Hartlepool hanged a monkey during the time of the Napoleonic wars. Such actions are due to ignorance and stupidity - some cultures haven't developed beyond that yet. |
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i say YEAH!! throw his ass in jail!!!
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I be the druggies in the prison were disappointed, when they realised the mule that had arrived was of the four-legged variety.
I'll get me coat... |
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