Re: tales told by parents.
 

Never get into stranger's cars without first negotiating the price.

Re: tales told by parents.
 

I was talking to my girlfriend about these terror tales a few weeks ago. I decided it's a good subject for a book... So I've been collecting them up and I plan on putting them into a book... similar to the book "I lick my cheese" :)

I always loved the...

"If you pull your face and the wind changes direction it'll stick like that forever!"

or

"If you put your finger up your nose you'll poke your brain" that one had the reverse effect on me... I wanted to poke my brain :)

Re: tales told by parents.
 

I warned you what would happen.

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Re: tales told by parents.
 

If you dont stop playing with it it will fall off.....Ty is convinced i used to be a boy lol