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Rob249

29-03-2009 20:22

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After going chippy for my tea today i was looking at the menu, and could not believe the spelling on the menu, instead of sweet and sour, they had spelt it, sweat and sour, it made me laugh, anyone else come across anything like this.

planetsusie

30-03-2009 00:26

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Was once in a hotel that said 'please take advantage of the chambermaid'

Down the norweigian seafood market in December 'give your girlfriend crabs for Xmas'

Lilly

30-03-2009 21:03

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I was once in a children's playcentre and on the menu instead of 'can of Sprite' it actually said 'can of Spite' :D

pipinfort

31-03-2009 09:14

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The newsagents near The Castle pub in Accy once had `Cock & Diet Cock` 2 for £1.50...............:rolleyes:

AccyLass

31-03-2009 09:17

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Originally Posted by pipinfort (Post 698635)

The newsagents near The Castle pub in Accy once had `Cock & Diet Cock` 2 for £1.50...............:rolleyes:

And ya never got a picture?? :rolleyes: :D

pipinfort

31-03-2009 09:18

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At 5.30 in the morning that was the last thing on my mind but it made me chuckle all day..............:D

AccyLass

31-03-2009 09:20

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Originally Posted by pipinfort (Post 698639)

At 5.30 in the morning that was the last thing on my mind but it made me chuckle all day..............:D

Small things..... Ok I'm going before I get in trouble;)

pipinfort

31-03-2009 09:20

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I also once saw in a cake shop on holiday (years ago)`homemade cakes and flapjacks, see if any tickle your fanny`...............:D

AccyLass

31-03-2009 09:22

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Originally Posted by pipinfort (Post 698642)

I also once saw in a cake shop on holiday (years ago)`homemade cakes and flapjacks, see if any tickle your fanny`...............:D

Lol!!!!

Oh dear..., that really made me laugh:D

planetsusie

31-03-2009 09:26

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Originally Posted by pipinfort (Post 698639)

At 5.30 in the morning that was the last thing on my mind but it made me chuckle all day..............:D

Hilarious! hahaha

Eric	31-03-2009 19:13

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Read in the local rag yesterday that "Canada is at risk from tainted meet." And several years ago I read an excellent review of Mussorgsky's famous opera, "Doris Godunov".

mallard

31-03-2009 21:40

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it made me laugh as well, accylass

jaysay

01-04-2009 09:26

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Think I've mentioned this before, but there was a dentist in Haslingden called Dr. P. Nutt, his wife was called Hazel and that's true:D

jaysay

01-04-2009 09:29

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Just remembered when I was working with a shopfiting firm we had a job to do in Yorkshire, it was in a little town called Idle, the shop we worked in was next door to the Idle Working Mens Club:D

Eric	01-04-2009 15:50

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 699054)

Think I've mentioned this before, but there was a dentist in Haslingden called Dr. P. Nutt, his wife was called Hazel and that's true:D

Years back, when I was living in Saskatchewan, the local RCMP detatchment was beefed up from one copper to two (I think I mentioned the low population density) ... the new constable was John Feathers, his wife was called Lark ... I first met her at the local bonspiel ... great girl, wonderful sense of humour ... told me that if I laughed at her name she would shove my broom up where the sun don't shine ....:eek::D

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