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shillelagh

14-05-2009 16:26

Priests are celibate ....

.... arent they? So how can a priest write a sex guide?

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Polish priest publishes sex guide

jaysay

14-05-2009 16:32

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 713788)

.... arent they? So how can a priest write a sex guide?

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Polish priest publishes sex guide

They get Devinne teachings from above Jen:D

JohnW

14-05-2009 18:14

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As well as some illicit practice down here.

cashman

14-05-2009 18:27

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he also could have "Porked" half of Poland before he got ordained.:D

derekgas

14-05-2009 20:09

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Priests are celibate, and ALL MP's are genuine, honest people. :D:D

Eric	14-05-2009 20:41

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A celibate priest giving advice about sex and sexuality is not that much different from those well-heeled, overpaid politicians giving advice to the poor on how to survive on a pittance:mad:

entwisi

14-05-2009 21:47

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I've never been to mars but I bet I could write a sci fi novel :D

accyman

14-05-2009 22:16

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 713788)

.... arent they? So how can a priest write a sex guide?

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Polish priest publishes sex guide

they write down what they hear in teh confession box :D

shillelagh

14-05-2009 22:57

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Theyve never heard mine ... im c of e ... anyway im a little angel ....:D:D:D

cashman

14-05-2009 23:04

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 713899)

Theyve never heard mine ... im c of e ... anyway im a little angel ....:D:D:D

Happen as well, he coulda put out n encyclopedia if ya was.:D;)

accyman

15-05-2009 00:08

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take no notice jen ,cashman nearly wrote everything he knows down once but the biro wouldnt write on teh sticky stuff on the back of the first class stamp :D:D:D

flashy

15-05-2009 00:18

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''Married couples celebrate their sacrament, their life with Christ also during sex," he writes.

now i know where the 'OHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD' bit comes from ;)

accyman

15-05-2009 00:30

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 713912)

''Married couples celebrate their sacrament, their life with Christ also during sex," he writes.

now i know where the 'OHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD' bit comes from ;)

when i shared a flat with my mate he brought a woman back who was extreemly religious infact here constant screaming for jesus jesus jesus began to get quite annoying after the first bout but i guess she had to shout loud for him to hear her up in heaven :rolleyes:

typical bloody bible basher screaming about jesus :rolleyes:

flashy

15-05-2009 00:31

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hmmmmm lol

jaysay

15-05-2009 09:56

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 713912)

''Married couples celebrate their sacrament, their life with Christ also during sex," he writes.

now i know where the 'OHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD' bit comes from ;)

Yea flashy that's round these parts, down places like Windsor, the nighttime cries of I'm arriving, oh god I'm arriving, can be heard on a regular basis:rolleyes::D

Tealeaf

15-05-2009 10:04

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I wonder what his stance is on the missionary position?

Less	15-05-2009 10:52

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 713970)

I wonder what his stance is on the missionary position?

I think he would recommend going flat out.

From what I've heard about such people it's always a cock-up in the end.

jaysay

15-05-2009 10:59

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 713992)

I think he would recommend going flat out.

From what I've heard about such people it's always a cock-up in the end.

You could at least have added a smiley to that Less, cuz it had me rolling:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Less	15-05-2009 11:21

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 713996)

You could at least have added a smiley to that Less, cuz it had me rolling:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-962.gif

That will have to do all my others would mean the thread having to move!

Gayle

15-05-2009 12:19

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It's a very short sex guide - page 1 - DON'T DO IT

SPUGGIE J

15-05-2009 15:01

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Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 714028)

It's a very short sex guide - page 1 - DON'T DO IT

Then there would be no one to preach at. :eek: Besides a good tumble in the hay or whatever is good exercise I hve heard. ;)

MargaretR

15-05-2009 15:11

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We taller people are exempt from this guide for short people:)
Maybe midgets are the newly labelled 'undesirables' along with the fat people:rolleyes:

jaysay

15-05-2009 16:17

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Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 714028)

It's a very short sex guide - page 1 - DON'T DO IT

Or is it don't do it if you haven't go the rhythm:rolleyes::D

jaysay

15-05-2009 16:19

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 714004)

http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-962.gif

That will have to do all my others would mean the thread having to move!

Stop it Less, Stop it, all this laughing is affecting my breathing:D:D:D

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