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Less 15-06-2009 15:59

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 721795)
That's what happens when you get three smoke alarms for a quid from the Pound Shop.

These are those fancy, wired together run from the mains, never let you down 10 year back-up rechargable, when one goes off the other goes off connected smoke alarms, I reckon if I'd been in bed, by the time the fire brigade had been alerted the crackling would have been done just right.

MMMMMM, Crackling!

shillelagh 15-06-2009 16:35

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Originally Posted by LYNX1 (Post 721803)
So you got the hunky, good looking ones :D


Yeah they were lynx ... might be because they came from Rawtenstall fire station ...:D:D:D

Neil 15-06-2009 17:19

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Originally Posted by LYNX1 (Post 721798)
Hope your not thinking of going on masterchef less :D

He would make a better master baker :rolleyes:

mallard 15-06-2009 18:20

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try getting a new one to be on the safe side.lol

Margaret Pilkington 15-06-2009 19:29

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Less, you are hopeless.........why don't you get a timer? One with a loud ringer........then you wouldn't be cremating your food, you'd be eating it.

OK, so maybe you didn't want practical advice.......you got it anyway.

Less 16-06-2009 08:24

Re: So Much For A Smoke Alarm.
 
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 721888)
Less, you are hopeless.........why don't you get a timer? One with a loud ringer........then you wouldn't be cremating your food, you'd be eating it.

OK, so maybe you didn't want practical advice.......you got it anyway.

You are right & wrong, I didn't ask for practical advise, that's the right bit, and I didn't get any that's the wrong bit.

If I had wanted practical advice I would have asked for the number of a decent take away, sod this 'do it yourself' malarkey, I'll leave it to the professionals in future.

accyman 16-06-2009 08:35

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dont worry less you will sonn qualify for meals on wheels so if yo get real luckyou not only will you get food delivered in a safe fashion but also may get a nice bit of totty bringing it to ya and if you flutter your eyelashes may even have her spoon feed ya

either that or you will get a norah batty and a bib :D

jaysay 16-06-2009 09:00

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 721824)
did you mean Jen? :rolleyes: lol

No flashy the Fireladeeeeeeeee:D

jaysay 16-06-2009 09:03

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 721967)
dont worry less you will sonn qualify for meals on wheels so if yo get real luckyou not only will you get food delivered in a safe fashion but also may get a nice bit of totty bringing it to ya and if you flutter your eyelashes may even have her spoon feed ya

either that or you will get a norah batty and a bib :D

With Lesses luck it will surely be Nora Batty rolled down socks an all:D

MargaretR 16-06-2009 09:06

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 721976)
With Lesses luck it will surely be Nora Batty rolled down socks an all:D

Oh Boy I'm glad I changed my avatar:D

Margaret Pilkington 16-06-2009 09:16

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 721965)
You are right & wrong, I didn't ask for practical advise, that's the right bit, and I didn't get any that's the wrong bit.

If I had wanted practical advice I would have asked for the number of a decent take away, sod this 'do it yourself' malarkey, I'll leave it to the professionals in future.


Oh Less......what are you like?????
I DID give you some practical advice....get a timer with a loud ringer....you just don't want to take it, but hey I can live with that:D

Nothing beats home cooking, but not the way that you do it :)

Less 16-06-2009 09:22

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 721980)
Oh Boy I'm glad I changed my avatar:D

No imitations please, even in her present condition the real Nora would be warmer to come home to!

http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1353.gif

jaysay 16-06-2009 10:08

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 721980)
Oh Boy I'm glad I changed my avatar:D

It didn't become you anyway Margaret:D


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