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K.S.H 18-06-2009 21:01

British
 
Being British is about driving in a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer then on your way home you grab a curry or a kebab get home sit on your swedish sofa and watch usa tv shows on a japenese tv.
and most of all being suspicious of any thing foreign oh and only in britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.
only in Britain do banks leave there doors open but chain up there pens. supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for prescriptions whilst healthy people just pop in the door for there fags.
we may be british but were funny :D

mossy88 18-06-2009 21:22

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This is very true indeed!

Eric 18-06-2009 22:07

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You forgot to mention the Premier League and its rosters of high priced foreign talent. One should question this, esp. on a day that England U-21s put on a great display against Spain.

wadey 18-06-2009 22:08

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Mustn't grumble and if we'd lost the war we'd be driving BMWs and drinking lager

vera 18-06-2009 22:24

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And speaking German

Eric 19-06-2009 01:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by vera (Post 722952)
And speaking German

Hopefully with a Lancashire accent:D;)

entwisi 19-06-2009 06:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by K.S.H (Post 722892)
only in Britain do banks leave there doors open but chain up there pens.

Point of order there please.... Barclays don't!!!!


:D:D:D:D:D:D

jaysay 19-06-2009 09:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by entwisi (Post 722993)
Point of order there please.... Barclays don't!!!!


:D:D:D:D:D:D

Do you have to bring your own pens to Barclays entwisi:D

Tealeaf 19-06-2009 09:15

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Yeah.....Barclay's pens don't work.

entwisi 19-06-2009 09:27

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always do when I go in and Siobhan takes one with her...

No, they are free and you can take it with you if you like

to quote teh marketing from when they started.
"how do we expect you to trust us with your money if we don't trust you with our pens!"

jaysay 19-06-2009 09:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by entwisi (Post 723028)
always do when I go in and Siobhan takes one with her...

No, they are free and you can take it with you if you like

to quote the marketing from when they started.
"how do we expect you to trust us with your money if we don't trust you with our pens!"

That's the start of the slippery slope twist, that how Fred the Shreds bank started on the downer, giving away free pens:D

wadey 19-06-2009 12:15

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Blutwurst, German for Black Pudding, just in case of emergencies and of course we have a German Royal Family

Eric 19-06-2009 17:45

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Originally Posted by wadey (Post 723063)
Blutwurst, German for Black Pudding, just in case of emergencies and of course we have a German Royal Family

"Bloudin" ... black pudding from la belle province de Quebec ... and, what a coincidence, we have a German Royal Family too:eek:


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