Beam me up Scottie
 

I wondered whether to put this in Anything Goes, but then decided that it may seem surreal but isn't
Australian scientists may have worked out the mystery of teleportation | The Daily Telegraph

The world is changing fast and it is a strain to keep pace.
Ensure you get some chill out time every day - it helps.

Re: Beam me up Scottie
 

love "scientific" reports like these , first thing to check is are there any decent anagrams of the 'reporting scientist ' in this case a ' Jiri Janousek' comes up as "Ouijas Jerkin" ......Sorry Margaret , seems someone is wanting to mess up your seances ;) ;)