One and Other
 

Out of 30,000 people who applied, I was offered one of the 2,400 spots on the plinth in Trafalgar Square. Unfortunately, I had to turn it down because it was at 1am - 2am on Saturday 5th September and I can't get down there and back in between shows on the Friday night and Saturday afternoon (Sparks shows that I'm directing)! Actually, I'm a bit gutted that I've had to turn it down but priorities are priorities.

But, let's just say for a minute that I had accepted, what could I have done with my hour? Or, what would you do if you had an hour on the plinth?

Re: One and Other
 

mine would be probably ducking the eggs being thrown at me by certain accywebbers who are after getting their own back on me ...:D:D:D

id probably end up advertising accyweb ... dodging the raindrops .. or reading a book ..

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I would read out loud lots of children's stories, as I always loved reading to my kids and putting on the different voices .. probably Rhoul Dahl ...the more wicked the better. Lots of nonesense poems too ... kids love those.

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shoot the pigeons.:D

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They've seen 'em all off Cashy. :D

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At that time on a Saturday night you could have played tennis.

Fending off all the things that would have been lobbed at you, by the thousads of drunks waiting for their night buses, just a few meters away.

:D