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:mad:Yesterday my landlord came and concreted my back yard
now i had a load of plants and a new compost bin in the yard which had to be moved.
the plants where no problem they got brought inside but the compost bin was another matter as it was three-quarters full and they don't have a bottom on them anyway the landlord said he would sort it and got it into the back ally after removing the gate so no problem.
they laid the concrete left it a few hours then came back and put the back gate back on.
but had to leave the compost bin and wheelie bin in the back ally
so i got up this morning and went out to bring them in lo and behold some scum had emptied the compost bin into the wheelie bin and nicked the compost bin.
so i thought well the compost can stay in the wheelie bin and went to bring it in there was a loud crack and i was on the floor in agony my back had gone i felt like i was going to pass out with all the pain and clammy skin shouted for help as i could not move but nobody could hear me it was 6-30am so laid there for half hour till i felt a little better and half walked half crawled into the kitchen and shouted Anne who came down stairs and said "what have you done now?"
my back i think still in loads of pain you better get to hospital so thanks to Benipete who came to my rescue and took me to Accyvic they injected the spine and said you have damaged your lower back (state the obvious)
so i am sat here typing this still in loads of pain as the injection has not taken effect much yet
Thank-you to the scum that nicked my compost bin i don't know what use it will be to you and they are free but as it was not nailed down it was far game i supose:mad:

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Oh Mick, what a shower of Shwante these folk are........I hope that your back gets better soon. Take care and keep on taking the tablets.

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Words fail me mick I hope you soon back on your feet again mate, back pain is terrible

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they probably smelt the compost n thought- thats my perfume.:rolleyes:

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I think you should visit doctor Foster for 3 or 4 pints of pain killer.:alc::drink::drink:

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Are you and Less going to carry Him Beni;)

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Baskets hope the back is better soon Mickxx

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I hope you get better very soon mick !

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww mick hope you feeling better soon, just proves .......the scumbags will nick anything :(

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Take care of yourself

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I can't get over them putting the contents in your wheelie bin. If the compost bin is like mine, about 4'tall with no bottom and tapering towards the top, you could lift the bin up and just leave the compost to collapse from its bin-shape. They must have shovelled it into your wheelie bin but - why bother? :confused:

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****ing hell. hope you haven't damaged your back long term. Bastards are'nt they. When i lived on water street my bin kept being stolen so i painted 130 water street all over it. Neverg got stolen again

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mick. hope you well soon. by. the way wh my last post omm itet ???????????????

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Is there anyone here who knows the resale/blackmarket/fence value of a compost bin in Accy? Failing that, is anyone aware of what altenative purposes a compost bin can be put to? And - Mick - was your bin clearly marked with it's home address?

PS.....some of these lasses who do back massage for the NHS are pretty good lookers, so things can't be all that bad - although I don't think Anne will be too happy about that.

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I have seen him today , he will be ok very soon . He just needs to rest his back .

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Yeah...probably Less.

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Well i am just wondering it the person that took the bin IS a member of accyweb:confused:
My Brother David kindly came over from Preston to help bring the plants back outside and he brought a spare compost bin with him.
although he did have an alternative agenda as he had a computer problem with the laptop.
Anyway he brought the spare compost bin into the yard via the front door and i said the compost was outside in a wheelie bin and getting it in is what did my back so he went out and called me there in the back ally was my compost bin :eek:
he got the compost in for me and i now have 2 compost bins
so to the person that replaced the my compost bin thank-you :confused:
they must have thought they had a bottom in and would be good storage bins:D

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Get better soon mick .....

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What! Two compost bins plus a bunch of lovely babes rubbing down your back! Christmas has come early.

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Seems strange returning your compost bin, wonder if they had a guilt trip. But having your bin back is no compansation for having your back put out. Hope your soon feeling better and that there is no long term effects.

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The only reason i can think of is they did not know what it was and thought it had a bottom in and could be used for storage and it was not nailed down:D

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The mind boggles doesn't it!! I had my Wheely Bin nicked a few months back despite having my Address painted on it!! Hope your back is better soon, theres nowt worse is there, every little movement cause pain...Swines!

Best Regards - Taggy

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....or maybe Mick just forgot where he left it!

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Hope your okay mick, wouldn't mind so much if it was worth nicking but absolutely disgusting trick to pull. A painful back is no fun at all and hope its not done any lasting damage. Good job anne was there tho.

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If you get no relief from the pills, I can deliver some of my 'horse linament' (DMSO)

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Not to worry he will be fit to go to the railway to do some research. :D If not the Railway will have to come to him.

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I am sure , they will prop him up somewhere, and have a pipe feed straight to the mouth ! :rolleyes:

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Would have to be a long feed pipe.
:eek:

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So right David......he'll bounce back but don't tell you know who that he bounces :D

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So he does have a space hopper then. :eek:

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Yes but its PUMPED through the pipe , so he will get enough during the day . Just don't stand on it . LOL :)

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OMG dad you do get some stories to tell dont you! Keep the spare bin wash it out and when katie is naughty we can pop her in there! lol (im only joking before social services come knocking on my door!). Hope your back gets better soon dad, ive got a compost bin in my garden somewhere! i think its in the corner under the nettles and weeds and spider webs! xxx

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i agree if its not nailed down you can bet your life some scum will help themselves. we had our wheelie been nicked last week , but left with some dirty old rotten one that had never been washed and was fallin to bits:mad: I hate thieves grrrrr

Mick I hope your back gets better soon hun.x

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Well the injection they gave me at the hospital has worn off and it has just taken me 15 mins to get out of bed and 10 to get dressed and 5 to get down stairs really bad pain today.
i can hardly move i think research will be on hold for a week or two for me:hesoff::bye2:

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use of a TENs machine maybe benificial , one of your associates may have one you could use if you dont have one. They are excellent for any muscular pain and used in the NHS.

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It's depressing isn't it? Hope you're feeling better soon, Mick. xxx

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So do i i can hardly move for the pain .
got the doc calling round at dinner time i don't like calling them out but really need some pain relief

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If need be david we could get one of our nurses to set up an intravenous drip:D

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Hehehe I could get my own back standing on the pipe:D

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Joking apart mick that sounds horrendous mate, I think back pain is the worst type of pain, you can't do anything, I know I've had some, hope he gives you something strong mate df118s would be great but I doubt if he'll give you them

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You need to try some of this chinese accupuncture treatment. If you can't get a professional to do it - or if the waiting list is to long - then get Less to stick a few needles in yer back. You'll need a few pints first, of course, and Less will need a steady hand - but give it a try and see - you've nowt to lose.

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By an odd coincidence Dave came over and brought us some perry winkles, he also bought a box of pins so we could eat in the beer garden some of the pins are about 2 inches long, will they do?

I've no disinfectant so if I just spit on them then wipe them on my sleeve they'll be clean enough won't they?

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Aye, those pins sound just about right. You will need to check there's no rust on 'em - well, not too much - and you're quite right, you will have to sterilise them first. If you stick 'em in Mick's lager, then that should do the trick (although the beer may lose it's head, which is a bit of a shame). You might also find that some of the needles are a bit reluctant to go in - they may be a bit blunt - in which case you will need a hammer. If so, you might want to ask Mick if he will hold the needle in place while you hammer them in. After all, you don't want to hit your finger and thumb, do you? Also, it might hurt Mick a little bit for the first half dozen so he may want to bite on a bit of leather. If he takes his shoe off and then sticks it in his gob, it should be OK.

Let us know how you go on.

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Where did you get your degree in Chinese medicine Tealeaf:D

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I bought it from that Chinese takeaway, the one further up Ossy from t'Tinker.

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how much did it cost:rolleyes:

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Just under ten quid, but that included chicken chow main and egg fried rice.

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Cheap at half the price;)

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Poor Mick ... what rotten luck.

They were talking about Kinesio tape on the Chris Evans show tonight .. he had a suspected broken rib .. had never heard of it before. May not be for your injured back, but was interesting :-

Kinesio-tape

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Are you not going to rub Micks back Katex ? you have rubbed everything else . hehe :D:D:D

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David !! You surprise me ... don't tell everyone ...:D

Could stick some of that tape on though ... although Anne would probably make me stick it on his mouth to stop him groaning. (don't mean that really .. back pain must suck)

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Big, nubile Swedish female blonde in bare feet, wearing a thong, running up and down your back for about an hour would sort that out no problem. :D :tongueout

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Good idea Royboy but all the doc gave me was some ARTHROTEC anti inflammatories
i had to sleep on the settee last night as i could not get up stairs even on all fours it was just too painful,i tried to stand up and shouted out in pain so much it made Anne grab the phone and dial NHS Direct for info they took details and said someone will ring back in 1-4 hours
which they did 2 hours later the only suggestion was to use heat pads and at the time i had Annes wheat pad thing on my back so not much help really
but this morning the Arthrotec along with Co-Codamol seam to be working at least i can move this morning so here is hoping

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Glad to hear that your feeling a bit better mick, maybe now you'll realise that you can't go overdoing things.........:D

Notice I never mentioned your age? :rolleyes:

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Hope you're soon mended Mick.

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Well managed to sleep in my own bed last night but took 20 mins to get out and dressed this morning still a lot of pain mainly on the left side lower back.

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Try getting a new bed and see if that works.

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Ok will do but first pm me your address then i can send the bill round to you :D
as i cant afford the ££££ for a new one

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Well hurry up and get better, the research team are missing you!!!

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My offer of horse linament gets a neigh?

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I am using Anne's wheat heat pad and together with the anti-inflammatories and co-codamol things are easing thanks for the offer Margaret

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Glad you have found some relief while your body heals itself.
I have noticed that you like good grub so your system is up to it.
Just beware of the codeine - I am an ex codeine addict

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Pity about that 'cause I reckon with your Horse Linament and my Mason's Dog Oil he would soon be back on track.:D:D

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Ya but he wouldn't be smelling to sweet Beni:D