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grannyclaret

14-12-2009 04:54

A little tear jerker for the girls

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR,,,,
I JUST READ THIS LITTLE TALE ON FACEBOOK,,ITS FOOD FOR THOUGHT,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
A blind girl hated herself because she was blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.
He was always there for her.

She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?'

The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, before they were yours,they were mine. '

This is how the human brain often works when our 'status changes'.Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

x.x.

accyman

14-12-2009 16:05

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what a moron he coulda just donated one eye lol

Neil	14-12-2009 17:20

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or ditched her for one with two eyes already

cashman

14-12-2009 22:07

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Theres a Moral in that sad little tale- "Love Is Blind":D

grannyclaret

14-12-2009 23:51

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ooh you men,,,why do you think i said it was for the girls,,,,ive got to admit though ,,i never thought of the one eye theory,,,lol
:bigglasse :bigglasse

Eric	15-12-2009 06:44

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 769858)

Theres a Moral in that sad little tale- "Love Is Blind":D

And I thought it was: "Love is blind drunk":confused::D

jaysay

15-12-2009 08:14

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 769883)

And I thought it was: "Love is blind drunk":confused::D

Cashy doesn't drink anymore Eric:D

Neil	15-12-2009 11:14

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 769875)

ooh you men,,,why do you think i said it was for the girls,,,,ive got to admit though ,,i never thought of the one eye theory,,,lol
:bigglasse :bigglasse

Did you really think we would listen :rolleyes::D:D

accyman

15-12-2009 12:07

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i suppose if you want to give a loved one a gift that lasts you could give them herpees :eek:

Neil	15-12-2009 12:10

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 769936)

i suppose if you want to give a loved one a gift that lasts you could give them herpees :eek:

Is that how you explain it to them :rolleyes::eek::D:D

accyman

15-12-2009 12:27

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 769937)

Is that how you explain it to them :rolleyes::eek::D:D

along with a get well soon card and a prescription for penicillin :)

who says romance is dead and it sure would be a tearjerker lol

edit:

dont see that one flying around facebook do ya lol

Neil	15-12-2009 12:52

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 769946)

dont see that one flying around facebook do ya lol

It would be a funny status update though

Quote:

Joe Blogs as just caught gonorrhea from Alice Smith

:rolleyes::D:D

accyman

15-12-2009 14:01

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with the amont of morons that feel they must share absolutley every aspect of their sad little lives on facebook even to total strangers who they add at random it really wouldnt surprise me if some pathetic soul shared that sort of information with the world lol

flashy

15-12-2009 14:04

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you two should be on the stage ;)

accyman

15-12-2009 14:06

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 769949)

It would be a funny status update though

:rolleyes::D:D

Neil	15-12-2009 15:00

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 769962)

you two should be on the stage ;)

Dare I ask what as?

flashy

15-12-2009 15:04

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Mary and Joseph...in the Nativity

accyman

15-12-2009 15:22

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 769967)

Mary and Joseph...in the Nativity

you could put your humps to good use as a cammel :eek:

jaysay

15-12-2009 15:35

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 769967)

Mary and Joseph...in the Nativity

I thought Mary would be an ideal part for you flashy:rolleyes:

accyman

15-12-2009 16:17

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 769971)

I thought Mary would be an ideal part for you flashy:rolleyes:

i think you need to re look up the word virgin in teh dictionary mate lol :eek:

flashy

15-12-2009 16:21

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you lil sod ;) HAHAHA

Eric	15-12-2009 16:46

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 769894)

Cashy doesn't drink anymore Eric:D

S'ok ... I'm doing his share:thepint:

accyman

15-12-2009 16:51

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 769982)

S'ok ... I'm doing his share:thepint:

you welcome to it i never liked babycham :D

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...EX_228x385.jpg

Eric	15-12-2009 17:08

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 769986)

you welcome to it i never liked babycham :D

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...EX_228x385.jpg

They still have that crap:eek: Think I'll stick with bourbon and strong beer:theband:

Neil	15-12-2009 18:17

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 769969)

you could put your humps to good use as a cammel :eek:

I take it you want to sit between them :rolleyes:

Shame we are not in over 18's about now. :D

flashy

15-12-2009 18:20

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 770027)

I take it you want to sit between them :rolleyes:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!! that would be SOOOOOOOO wrong, he's like my big bro

shillelagh

15-12-2009 18:23

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think its a good job its not in the over 18s .... you'd have mick as god .. mez as archangel gabriel, neil as joseph, joseph as baby jesus, mary = flashy, accyman as the innkeeper, less as donkey ... i could carry on .. but me thinks the thread wander as totally gone south!!!

flashy

15-12-2009 18:25

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well at least me being Mary i wouldnt have to have slept with Joseph :D thats a godsend in itself ;)

did that come out right?

Eric	15-12-2009 18:28

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 770031)

And me as Santa ... I've let my beard grow longer, and longer, and longer ... but I will have to sit outside the door as I'm not allowed in the over 18s :p... I could always sneak in down the chimney, if there is one:rolleyes::D

shillelagh

15-12-2009 18:28

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nope ......... it may need rephrasing a bit flashy...

and i darent .. its not the over 18s

Neil	15-12-2009 18:28

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 770034)

well at least me being Mary i wouldnt have to have slept with Joseph :D thats a godsend in itself ;)

did that come out right?

I want a divorce you harlot, your pregnant and I never laid a finger (or anything else) on you :D:D

flashy

15-12-2009 18:29

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 770040)

I want a divorce you harlot, your pregnant and I never laid a finger (or anything else) on you :D:D

oh GOD

shillelagh

15-12-2009 18:32

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the three wise men ......... cashy, tealeaf and less

:hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::hidewall:

:D:D:D:hesoff:

Eric	15-12-2009 18:33

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I think that it is because of Mary that women cry out "Oh, oh, oh (Christmassy eh) my GAWD".:eek::eek::eek:

Neil	15-12-2009 18:34

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 770046)

I think that it is because of Mary that women cry out "Oh, oh, oh (Christmassy eh) my GAWD".:eek::eek::eek:

Don't get carried away, the thread title says "tear" :rolleyes::D

Eric	15-12-2009 18:55

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 770047)

Don't get carried away, the thread title says "tear" :rolleyes::D

How do you pronounce that?

Neil	15-12-2009 19:08

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 770055)

How do you pronounce that?

knee :rolleyes::D

Eric	15-12-2009 21:40

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 770044)

the three wise men ......... cashy, tealeaf and less

:hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::hidewall:

:D:D:D:hesoff:

Sounds more like the three stooges to me;):D

shillelagh

15-12-2009 21:57

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 770158)

Sounds more like the three stooges to me;):D

you said it ... i didnt ... :D:D:D

Eric	15-12-2009 22:02

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 770165)

you said it ... i didnt ... :D:D:D

Yeah ... but you thought it, didn't ya ... c'mon fess up.;):D

shillelagh

15-12-2009 22:08

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 770167)

Yeah ... but you thought it, didn't ya ... c'mon fess up.;):D

moi? im a little angel eric ... :D:D:D

Eric	15-12-2009 22:52

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 770168)

moi? im a little angel eric ... :D:D:D

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread ... but not all of the fools are in heaven, and all of the angels are dead.;):D

shillelagh

15-12-2009 23:00

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ok so what am i?

cashman

15-12-2009 23:06

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 770031)

Typical i never got a part!:D

shillelagh

15-12-2009 23:08

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 770187)

Typical i never got a part!:D

keep on reading cashy!!!! :rolleyes::D:D:D

cashman

15-12-2009 23:13

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 770188)

keep on reading cashy!!!! :rolleyes::D:D:D

i did but that was not yer original cast, i was n afterthought.:rolleyes:

shillelagh

15-12-2009 23:17

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 770192)

i did but that was not yer original cast, i was n afterthought.:rolleyes:

you cashy an afterthought ... never .. it was just that i was getting bugged off spugs at the time .. and trying to write christmas cards .. and getting texts off my niece and trying to talk to my aunt ... thats why the wisemen came in afterwards ...

anyone any shepherds by the way .. and dont forget the sheep ... :D

cashman

15-12-2009 23:40

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 770195)

anyone any shepherds by the way .. and dont forget the sheep ... :D

if its animals yer after ya could always P.M. someone across the water.:D:rolleyes:

shillelagh

16-12-2009 00:09

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 770202)

if its animals yer after ya could always P.M. someone across the water.:D:rolleyes:

didnt know steeljack had sheep in his penthouse .... :D:D:D

cashman

16-12-2009 00:24

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 770207)

didnt know steeljack had sheep in his penthouse .... :D:D:D

oh jen yer more diplomatic than i.:D

Eric	16-12-2009 00:30

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 770213)

oh jen yer more diplomatic than i.:D

Vlad the Impaler was more diplomatic than thou;):D

shillelagh

16-12-2009 00:33

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 770213)

oh jen yer more diplomatic than i.:D

moi?:confused::confused::confused: must be all that training ive had ....:D

grannyclaret

16-12-2009 07:58

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wheres garinda he hasnt been on face book for ages ..and what would you cast him as ?..and me for that matter:D

flashy

16-12-2009 08:06

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Gary's the fairy godmother (ok i know they don't have one in the nativity) but what the hell, he's 'special' :D

grannyclaret

16-12-2009 08:15

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nice one,,,,,,,,,,,,:)i wonder how long it will take Mick to notice this thread is not in anything goes,,,,te he:D

Decent serious discussions to be enjoyed by everyone!.........................

jaysay

16-12-2009 08:21

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 770040)

I want a divorce you harlot, your pregnant and I never laid a finger (or anything else) on you :D:D

It was a grudge baby somebody had it in for you:D

jaysay

16-12-2009 08:23

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 770195)

you cashy an afterthought ... never .. it was just that i was getting bugged off spugs at the time .. and trying to write christmas cards .. and getting texts off my niece and trying to talk to my aunt ... that's why the wisemen came in afterwards ...

anyone any shepherds by the way .. and dont forget the sheep ... :D

That proves it Women aren't any good at multi-tasking:D

Eric	16-12-2009 16:44

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 770250)

That proves it Women aren't any good at multi-tasking:D

Right on ... most of them can't chew gum and file their nails at the same time.:mosher:

jaysay

17-12-2009 08:26

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 770312)

Right on ... most of them can't chew gum and file their nails at the same time.:mosher:

Not sure about filing their nails Eric, they seem to be able to do that quite easily whilst they're driving:D

Eric	17-12-2009 16:09

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 770244)

Gary's the fairy godmother (ok i know they don't have one in the nativity) but what the hell, he's 'special' :D

If Gary can be the fairy godmother, I want to be Frosty the Snowman:D It' noon here, and a balmy -14; love it ... so, I think I qualify.:Banane49:

flashy

17-12-2009 16:14

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it was -2 in the car coming home from the farm, just started snowing so you can be frosty or we'll call ya Jack ;)

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