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TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t. (2) If you don’t want their hair on your
clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you,
they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short,
hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less,
(2) don’t ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4)
normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don’t
hang out with drug-using people; (7) don’t smoke or drink, (8) don’t
want to wear your clothes, (9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get
pregnant, you can sell their children .

Think it's a great idea :D

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that made me smile.....thank you!

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Brilliant

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Why not settle for non animal lovers not welcome. :confused:

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Always give people the chance to alter their attitude :D

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Is that at the business of a double barrel 12 bore?

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You know me so well Spuggie :D

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It was either that or Mac would be sitting at the door looking for a fresh warm snack if they didnt like animals.

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Posted via Mobile Devicenah mac would be looking for chocolate buttons tho he does settle for cat buttons when choc buttons are not available :-)

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He's not too fussy...just as long as they're not those nasty dog chocs yuckkkkkkkk

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Hang on have you been "try before you buy" when getting his nibbles? :confused:

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You forgot to mention that animals pee on their own feet then walk it in the house - they also don't check what they stand in before coming inside as well :rolleyes::D

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You forgot giving you a kiss after licking its own dump tube. :eek:;):D

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Don't try and tell me if you could lick your you wouldn't :rolleyes::D

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No I wouldnt esp if I had been on exotic food. :D

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signs are a great idea heres mine

IF YOUR PET FOULS ON MY PROPERTY EXPECT IT RETURNED VIA YOUR LETTERBOX :D

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One question though; How many bits?

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The pet or the poo???:p

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whatevers left after i have fed teh front paws trough teh letterbox and hit it on its arse with a sledge hammer:)

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Whoohoo what a good one Lynx, loved every word, and i agree with you. I have one dog and two cats. They know the rules of the house and are more obedient than children.

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in an ideal world both :D

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Totally agree with you........if people have dogs and don't clean up after them they deserve all they get.

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Sonds like some of my aquaintances:eek:

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This is the note I have just this very moment left on Lynx's door:

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wondered why ya left early this aft T.:D

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Wrong again Tealeaf..........I ain't got a cat......:p

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Just gonna check anyway......you never know with that beggar :rolleyes:

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Oh dear.....Does a dead cat go for recycling or does it go in the normal bin? What does HBC Refuse department advise?

My apologies to whoever, whose cat will not be coming home tonight.

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Dropped yourself in it again :rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:Oh dear :D

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i absolutely love it... think ill do the same

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...and cats don't 'cock a leg' in the way dogs do - so to pee on your door, the door would need to be unhinged and supine:D (that reminds me of someone)

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You're awful Margaret........but we love you :D

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how cute

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I'm thinking of putting a similar notice on door, but warding of Jehovah's witnesses, you ain't going to believe this, but whilst writing this post a knock came at the door, well the old breathing ain't to good this morning, so after I dragged myself to the door and opened it, stood there were two bloody JWs, I will not repeat what I said on a family web site, but they didn't stay around long to argue the toss:mad::mad::mad:

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ye can tell us in the oer 18s:D

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I will make a phone call and arrange for some more to visit you this afternoon. :rolleyes::D

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Your all heart Neil:rolleyes:

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Don't think the over 18s is that appropriate either cashy:D

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Brilliant attitude Lynx - Love me, love my pets is a great attitude XXX

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You know me Barrie...always tell the truth :rolleyes::D

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Ya reght:D

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Like it Lynx ... you tell 'em.

Just talking about cats ... this one sits on my step and stares in for ages watching me.

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Potential cat burglar ? :eek:

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Secret admirer Kate?..........:eek: :D

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It could be after a little lurv kate:D

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That's just scary


Male cats do mark their territory - they don't cock their leg, they just reverse up to the tree or door and fire backwards at it. One of my cats is in a battle for supremacy with a cat at the shop - they keep "marking" my car. They are too thick to realise they are at opposite ends of town, and it's their boundary that keeps moving.

The council have a procedure for disposing of dead animals. If you're wanting to be environmentally friendly about it, though - the best way is at gas mark five on a bed of rice. :D

Speaking of which - that's another benefit of having pets. When World War III comes, and the food runs out, it will be the pet owners that live longer... :s_sick:

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Do you have a cook book on Korean cuisine by any chance?

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Nah, runs away if I get too close Jaysay ... humph ... story of me life.. :D

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Not working hard enough on charming him then

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It's probably just your familiar spirit .... If I were you I'd stay away from those midnight, full-moon orgies on Pendle Hill:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::hidewall:

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Where is the Pendle Hill pub?

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Must be that fiery red hair kate:D

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Are you sure about that? Might be something else. :p

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No - Korean cuisine lost its attraction when they outlawed dog recipes in 1984... ;)

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Yes that got a smile to my face reading what you have wrote