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Less 07-01-2010 14:51
O.K. Ladies You Can Put The Mirror Away!
 
O.K. Ladies You Can Put The Mirror Away, you have forced us Guys to look for it for years, now, proof that even you can't find it!

BBC News - Err on a G-spot

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A study of nearly 2,000 female twins by King's College London, found no evidence of the spot, based on the experiences of women who share similar genes.
If I'd seen the advert for that research, I might have spent less time studying beer!.
:rolleyes:

jaysay 07-01-2010 15:11
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 776325)
O.K. Ladies You Can Put The Mirror Away, you have forced us Guys to look for it for years, now, proof that even you can't find it!

BBC News - Err on a G-spot

If I'd seen the advert for that research, I might have spent less time studying beer!.
:rolleyes:
I doubt that very much Less, beer is god:D

Margaret Pilkington 07-01-2010 15:31
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eeeew, Less......the picture I am imagining is not a bit delicate.
I wouldn't even send a ferret to look for something like that. Nasty!

Less 07-01-2010 15:37
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 776338)
eeeew, Less......the picture I am imagining is not a bit delicate.
I wouldn't even send a ferret to look for something like that. Nasty!
So says an ex-maternity nurse that has seen many a females personal's turned inside out on occasion, you'd think she must have been in a position to see it at least once!

:o

Mancie 07-01-2010 15:40
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That's knackerd up the old joke:

what's the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?....
a man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball. ;)

katex 07-01-2010 16:03
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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 776341)
That's knackerd up the old joke:

what's the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?....
a man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball. ;)
You got that 'spot on' Mancie.

Not being a prude, but think this ought to be in the Over 18's ... not particularly because of the subject matter, but the comments it will attract. :rolleyes:

Sure would have been moved post-haste if I had put up a thread on the males' point of eroticism.

Margaret Pilkington 07-01-2010 16:51
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Less, I am an Ex Gynae Nurse.........and I have looked up some very interesting telephone lines(for want of a better phrase)....but heck I am not a contortionist, and draw the line at looking for my own.......these days I can just about get down to tying my shoelaces :D

Kate, if they move this thread....(and I guess it might just happen) then I will not be able to participate further.......I can't get into the over 18's section........It isn't that I am not over 18.....I am(just), but to be honest I'm a bit of a prude.

Eric 07-01-2010 17:07
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 776358)
Less, I am an Ex Gynae Nurse.........and I have looked up some very interesting telephone lines(for want of a better phrase)....but heck I am not a contortionist, and draw the line at looking for my own.......these days I can just about get down to tying my shoelaces :D

Kate, if they move this thread....(and I guess it might just happen) then I will not be able to participate further.......I can't get into the over 18's section........It isn't that I am not over 18.....I am(just), but to be honest I'm a bit of a prude.
I won't be able to participate either .... I'm not allowed in ... because I'm too young, or maybe just too filthy minded:D

flashy 07-01-2010 17:11
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the thing is Margaret, us women aren't the one's who need to look, WE know where it is

Margaret Pilkington 07-01-2010 17:35
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Flashy, I think I have mislaid mine.......if you find it running around, ........don't send it back, it was more trouble than it was worth :D

flashy 07-01-2010 17:56
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lol

SPUGGIE J 07-01-2010 18:07
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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 776361)
the thing is Margaret, us women aren't the one's who need to look, WE know where it is
In your purse or locked up with the valuables. :D

Neil 07-01-2010 18:36
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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 776361)
the thing is Margaret, us women aren't the one's who need to look, WE know where it is
I have never looked for it with my eyes :rolleyes:

DaveinGermany 07-01-2010 18:39
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Talking about looking for treasure I always thought it was X marked the spot ?

Less 07-01-2010 19:34
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 776394)
Talking about looking for treasure I always thought it was X marked the spot ?
What obliging women there are in Germany, we wouldn't find any over here willing to help us out with markers.

Eric 07-01-2010 19:43
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 776413)
What obliging women there are in Germany, we wouldn't find any over here willing to help us out with markers.
They don't need to ... they have faking it down to a fine art.:D:hidewall::D

Come to think of it, I don't need that wall; I have the Atlantic.:mosher:

Less 07-01-2010 19:43
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 776347)
You got that 'spot on' Mancie.

Not being a prude, but think this ought to be in the Over 18's ... not particularly because of the subject matter, but the comments it will attract. :rolleyes:

Sure would have been moved post-haste if I had put up a thread on the males' point of eroticism.
There you go again Kate, being picky with no need, strange how it's often on one of my threads.
No, you're not being a prude, just a misery, so far it hasn't attracted anything untoward and possibly until your comment wouldn't have, now we will never know.

Until you do put up a thread about, the males' point of eroticism we won't know if it will be moved post haste.

Could you in future rather than go out of your way and plaster unnecessary points into these threads just report them then if you do that enough times the mod's will decide if the thread needs moving, not you or I.

:mad:

DaveinGermany 07-01-2010 20:24
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 776413)
What obliging women there are in Germany, we wouldn't find any over here willing to help us out with markers.
I think it's because they're desperate :)

SPUGGIE J 07-01-2010 20:28
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 776449)
I think it's because they're desperate :)
Now I understand the donkey avatar. :p;)

DaveinGermany 07-01-2010 20:36
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Everybody loves a Donkey !!! :)

Eric 07-01-2010 20:39
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 776456)
Everybody loves a Donkey !!! :)
I'm tempted to make a comment that will flip this one into the over 18s ... but that means I will be locked out of the fun:rolleyes::D

DaveinGermany 07-01-2010 20:48
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Yes Eric my friend I had thought of putting something else down (like what you do at the beach), but I restrained and styed within the bounds of decency. :rolleyes:

SPUGGIE J 07-01-2010 20:50
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 776466)
Yes Eric my friend I had thought of putting something else down (like what you do at the beach), but I restrained and styed within the bounds of decency. :rolleyes:
Only just the same as this thread.

katex 07-01-2010 21:41
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 776420)
There you go again Kate, being picky with no need, strange how it's often on one of my threads.

Don't flatter yerself Less ... just your threads get away with it most of the time !

 No, you're not being a prude, just a misery, so far it hasn't attracted anything untoward and possibly until your comment wouldn't have, now we will never know.

I'm neither a misery nor a prude .. just think as our Mods keep pointing out 'this is a family site' .. not suitable for young readers !

Until you do put up a thread about, the males' point of eroticism we won't know if it will be moved post haste.

Would have been in Over 18's to begin with, then I could put forward my true opinion on this without fear of being deleted !

Could you in future rather than go out of your way and plaster unnecessary points into these threads just report them then if you do that enough times the mod's will decide if the thread needs moving, not you or I.

Have reported it Less .. well, just suggested not suitable in General Chat; is a difference. :p

:mad:

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Less 07-01-2010 21:54
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The link for this thread comes from the BBC not some poky porn site, I for one do not see any need for the subject to be hidden away in the over 18 section just because some dumb bimbo has a thing either about sex or smearing over threads that I start.
Perhaps we both would do better if you followed MargaretR's example, put me on your ignore list, then I and other people can talk without your interference?

katex 07-01-2010 22:15
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 776505)
The link for this thread comes from the BBC not some poky porn site, I for one do not see any need for the subject to be hidden away in the over 18 section just because some dumb bimbo has a thing either about sex or smearing over threads that I start.
Perhaps we both would do better if you followed MargaretR's example, put me on your ignore list, then I and other people can talk without your interference?

So ... an opinion is interference then ? Labelling us women again Less, because we do not agree on what I consider to be in an appropriate forum site !

Makes no difference whether it be BBC or Cosmopolitan ... you know will attract inappropriate remarks at the end of the day.

Dumb Bimbo :eek: ... I'm flattered ... have no hang up about sex Less... well covered in that department ... :p Oh let's see, maybe will get moved now..

cashman 07-01-2010 22:33
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Heres my opinion, can see only 2 possibilities,(1) yer being a tad oversensitive Kate. (2) ya got n axe to grind that i am unaware of. reason i say that- cannot see nowt untoward, n you seem to me to be trying to provoke untoward comments.:confused:

Eric 07-01-2010 22:54
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Just read the article again, and noticed this: "People in [the UK] are woefully inadequate in sexual technique.":eek: Maybe they should practice more.:D

Less 07-01-2010 23:24
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 776514)
So ... an opinion is interference then ? Labelling us women again Less, because we do not agree on what I consider to be in an appropriate forum site !
An opinion that tries to steer people into thinking the thread is wrong or unsuitable because of what might or might not happen as it wends it's merry way is interference, others have already read the thread not been offended or offensive, only one person is trying to trash the thread, can you work out who that is?

No, not trashing women being trashed by a woman, big difference, I have no problem with you not liking the place I have chosen to put this thread,
I have got a problem with you deliberately ruining what could have been of interest to lots of people, by your actions.

Now stop being such a pain, please.
:mad:

jaysay 08-01-2010 09:51
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 776517)
Heres my opinion, can see only 2 possibilities,(1) yer being a tad oversensitive Kate. (2) ya got n axe to grind that i am unaware of. reason i say that- cannot see nowt untoward, n you seem to me to be trying to provoke untoward comments.:confused:
I'll bet kate was a little rascal 40 years ago cashy:D

Mick 08-01-2010 09:53
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 776592)
I'll bet kate was a little rascal 40 years ago cashy:D
What do you mean 40 years ago you need to get to an accyweb meet :D:D

garinda 08-01-2010 10:03
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Apparently the term, named after German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg, wasn't coined until 1981

I always thought it was a seventies thing, like Maxi skirts, bean bags, and the three day week.

What on earth did they find to talk about in Cosmo, the decade before it's discovery?

:rolleyes::D

Less 08-01-2010 10:14
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 776596)
Apparently the term, named after German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg, wasn't coined until 1981

I always thought it was a seventies thing, like Maxi skirts, bean bags, and the three day week.

What on earth did they find to talk about in Cosmo, the decade before it's discovery?

:rolleyes::D
They didn't discuss such matters, society was far too genteel to mention Lady bit's in public, people would rather women died in ignorance of the various cancer's etc. than talk openly about the female form.
:rolleyes:

jaysay 08-01-2010 10:27
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Originally Posted by mick (Post 776593)
What do you mean 40 years ago you need to get to an accyweb meet :D:D
:eek::eek::eek::D:D

Margaret Pilkington 08-01-2010 11:36
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I can recall womens 'bits'being discussed in the She magazine before the eighties........I used to buy that Mag now and again, once I had read it I gave it to my Mother-in-law.....she wasn't keen on it (because I had done the puzzles in there) she didn't care much for the frank discussion of various sexual topics.
I think you would have to go back a bit further than the eighties.......even in the fifties I remember my gran talking of various delicate issues in 'code'......for instance someone who had got accidentally pregnant, the chap had 'bitten the apple before he bowt(bought) the tree'.....or that they had played 'hide the sausage' there were lots of euphemisms that my little ears were not supposed to pick up on.

SPUGGIE J 08-01-2010 11:51
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Accy Web is getting more educational every day. Who needs a magazine? Well apart from Katex who wants it for her gun:eek::eek::eek:

garinda 08-01-2010 11:57
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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 776622)
Who needs a magazine?


http://business.timesonline.co.uk/mu...1__513968a.jpghttp://www.pulham.org.uk/Cuttings/Th...Garden%201.jpg

Neil 08-01-2010 12:04
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 776514)
Dumb Bimbo :eek: ... I'm flattered ... have no hang up about sex Less... well covered in that department ... :p Oh let's see, maybe will get moved now..

Come on Kate tell us about some of your sexploits, I just know they will make good reading :rolleyes::D

garinda 08-01-2010 12:13
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 776627)
Come on Kate tell us about some of your sexploits, I just know they will make good reading :rolleyes::D

A lady, which she most certainly is, never spills the beans.

;)

Neil 08-01-2010 12:16
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 776631)
A lady, which she most certainly is, never spills the beans.

;)
No names need to be mentioned to protect the not so innocent, she could refer to them as stories :rolleyes::D

jaysay 08-01-2010 15:16
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 776634)
No names need to be mentioned to protect the not so innocent, she could refer to them as stories :rolleyes::D
And I bet she has a tale or two to tell:D

Less 08-01-2010 16:48
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 776631)
A lady, which she most certainly is, never spills the beans.

;)
Of course she won't, she will ask for a tissue and then go to the toilet rather than leave a trail!

Ooop's maybe now we should be in the over 18's... Nah, maybe not, we are only discussing female politeness, by this time us blokes are asleep.
:)

katex 08-01-2010 16:57
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 776683)
Of course she won't, she will ask for a tissue and then go to the toilet rather than leave a trail!


:)
I may have done if it had been in the Over 18's ... won't now though, as have decided to go into a sulk. http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-998.gif Much safer comfort zone... no G-spots in there :p

Less 08-01-2010 17:09
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 776686)
I may have done if it had been in the Over 18's ... won't now though, as have decided to go into a sulk. http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-998.gif Much safer comfort zone... no G-spots in there :p
Nice attempt at a back-track, if only you had employed that humour months back, it wouldn't have left you with such a stain on your conscience, or perhaps the bed clo...nah best not go there, you get me into enough trouble without me deliberately probing you!

Less 08-01-2010 17:16
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Damn this English Language I didn't mean probe I meant prompting, (wouldn't want to raise your hopes too high, you might just choose someone that uses a dating agency, oerr! how desperate would that be?).
:)

katex 08-01-2010 17:20
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 776690)
Nice attempt at a back-track,
Back-track ? No Less "this lady is not for turning" .. whoops, well not 'till it suits me anyway ... ;)

katex 08-01-2010 17:32
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 776690)
Nice attempt at a back-track, if only you had employed that humour months back,

Months back Less !!... :eek: Oh no, you mean you have been harbouring these feeling towards me for months now ... should have said .... so much time wasted, life is too short ... http://planetsmilies.net/sad-smiley-398.gif

Neil 08-01-2010 19:17
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 776686)
I may have done if it had been in the Over 18's ...
Being a gentleman Kate I will help you out. You PM me the stories and I will post them in over 18's and tell everyone I found them on the internet :rolleyes::D

jaysay 09-01-2010 09:18
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 776693)
Back-track ? No Less "this lady is not for turning" .. whoops, well not 'till it suits me anyway ... ;)
Hum the last time I heard that statement was from another strong minded women too:D

jaysay 09-01-2010 09:20
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 776734)
Being a gentleman Kate I will help you out. You PM me the stories and I will post them in over 18's and tell everyone I found them on the internet :rolleyes::D
Thats what I like about you Neil, your such a gent:D

katex 09-01-2010 14:44
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 776627)
Come on Kate tell us about some of your sexploits, I just know they will make good reading :rolleyes::D
Sorry to disappoint Neil, I have an arrangement with my publisher not to publish my memoirs 'Who Katie Did Next' until I hit that big bed in the sky. :)

DaveinGermany 09-01-2010 14:51
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This publisher then ? Paul Raymond ?

SPUGGIE J 09-01-2010 17:32
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 776942)
Sorry to disappoint Neil, I have an arrangement with my publisher not to publish my memoirs 'Who Katie Did Next' until I hit that big bed in the sky. :)
Gonna have a long wait then aint we. :(

Eric 09-01-2010 17:43
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 776942)
Sorry to disappoint Neil, I have an arrangement with my publisher not to publish my memoirs 'Who Katie Did Next' until I hit that big bed in the sky. :)
Silly girl ... you should publish now ... this way you get to appear on the Talk Show circuit ... maybe a visit with Oprah ... and then the revenue from videos ... :mosher: By the way, I'm ashamed to admit that I have yet to read "Who Katie Did." Pleeese send me a signed copy.;):D

katex 09-01-2010 21:10
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Oh lookee Lesseee . Jaysay's thread has been sent to the Over 18's !!! Mentioned penis and not vagina ... definitely getting sexist this web.

cashman 09-01-2010 21:15
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 777092)
Oh lookee Lesseee . Jaysay's thread has been sent to the Over 18's !!! Mentioned penis and not vagina ... definitely getting sexist this web.
what a load of Bo****ks.:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:;)

katex 09-01-2010 21:26
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 777095)
what a load of Bo****ks.:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:;)
Yeh well Cashy, as you keep bragging "I tell it as I see it" .. thought I would adopt this philosophy too .. so there you have it. :p

cashman 09-01-2010 21:35
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 777097)
Yeh well Cashy, as you keep bragging "I tell it as I see it" .. thought I would adopt this philosophy too .. so there you have it. :p
about time.:D much more fun than sittin on the fence. pmsl.

Neil 09-01-2010 22:00
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 777098)
about time.:D much more fun than sittin on the fence. pmsl.

I like sitting on the fence and saying nothing :rolleyes:

jaysay 10-01-2010 09:05
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Originally Posted by katex (Post 776942)
Sorry to disappoint Neil, I have an arrangement with my publisher not to publish my memoirs 'Who Katie Did Next' until I hit that big bed in the sky. :)
Spoil Sport kate, wasn't it once said Publish and be damned:D


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