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accyman 09-01-2010 14:19

a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
as the councils accross teh country have near enough all been crippled by this freak snow i thought i would provide at least 1 excuse that sounds at least %10 believable as to why they were caught with there pants down and totaly unpreppared lol

China overdoes cloud seeding to end drought... and blankets Beijing in snow | Mail Online

Quote:

Chinese weather scientists were embarrassingly caught out by a sudden cold snap yesterday.
They had decided to 'seed' clouds with chemicals to produce rain and ease a drought in Beijing.
The operation went exactly as they had hoped - except that temperatures dropped sharply and the precipitation fell as snow.
It kept going for half the day, blanketing the capital's streets and hitting air and road travel. It was the earliest snow in Beijing for ten years.

them pesky chinese are attacking us by manipulating the damn weather :eek:


edit:

if after reading this you feel a sudden anger towards china and feel the need to goto war with them just remember that if china are stopped you wont have any use for your sledge that you rushed out to buy as soon as teh snow started to fall :D

cashman 09-01-2010 15:33

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
i don't feel sudden anger toward china, i have always hated em.:rolleyes:

DaveinGermany 09-01-2010 16:30

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 776970)
i don't feel sudden anger toward china, i have always hated em.:rolleyes:

Except when they're the only Chippy open last thing at night when yer staggerin' Home.

cashman 09-01-2010 20:36

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 777001)
Except when they're the only Chippy open last thing at night when yer staggerin' Home.

that was long ago Dave as i can't drink these days, besides hated em then, the one up past the "Castle" up whalley rd chased me wi a cleaver, just fer ordering Vulture n Chips.:rolleyes:

jaysay 10-01-2010 09:20

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for excessive snow lol
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 776933)
as the councils accross the country have near enough all been crippled by this freak snow i thought i would provide at least 1 excuse that sounds at least %10 believable as to why they were caught with there pants down and totaly unpreppared lol

China overdoes cloud seeding to end drought... and blankets Beijing in snow | Mail Online



them pesky chinese are attacking us by manipulating the damn weather :eek:


edit:

if after reading this you feel a sudden anger towards china and feel the need to goto war with them just remember that if china are stopped you wont have any use for your sledge that you rushed out to buy as soon as the snow started to fall :D

Don't believe everything you read in the Daily Mail accyman:rolleyes:

DaveinGermany 10-01-2010 10:31

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 777080)
that was long ago Dave as i can't drink these days, besides hated em then, the one up past the "Castle" up whalley rd chased me wi a cleaver, just fer ordering Vulture n Chips.:rolleyes:

Now if you'd of asked fer Rat & fried rice !!!! :D

jaysay 10-01-2010 10:37

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 777196)
Now if you'd of asked fer Rat & fried rice !!!! :D

No it was flied lice

DaveinGermany 10-01-2010 11:29

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 777201)
No it was flied lice

That explains the legs then.

g jones 10-01-2010 18:53

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
Someone wants to write to the Mail with a suggestion for cloud seeding over Ethiopia, simplez :o)

accyman 10-01-2010 22:20

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
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Originally Posted by g jones (Post 777339)
Someone wants to write to the Mail with a suggestion for cloud seeding over Ethiopia, simplez :o)

no bloody chance they will have us paying for coats and wellies as well as bloody feeding them then.

think it through man :rolleyes::)

mallard 10-01-2010 22:32

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
now i can see who is going to bared from there chippy

garinda 11-01-2010 00:00

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
Sadly it's not just a Mail story, it happens to be true, and over 500 people have died so far in China because of the snow.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle5766595.ece

They also did it before the last Olympics.

Perhaps Bumbling Boris will knock one up, to ensure are recent successes are repeated at London 2012.

DaveinGermany 11-01-2010 20:11

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 777429)
Sadly it's not just a Mail story, it happens to be true, and over 500 people have died so far in China because of the snow.

video: Beijing blanketed by snow after China seeds clouds to beat drought - timesonline

They also did it before the last Olympics.

Perhaps Bumbling Boris will knock one up, to ensure are recent successes are repeated at London 2012.

Err, not quite getting this ! Knock who up ?? if you're looking for Volunteers, you might find Suzzeeee (from other links) quite amenable :rolleyes:

Retlaw 11-01-2010 22:46

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 777627)
Err, not quite getting this ! Knock who up ?? if you're looking for Volunteers, you might find Suzzeeee (from other links) quite amenable :rolleyes:

Ooooooooooooooh you are awful.:eek::eek:
In this case your filthy mind has gone into overdrive.:D:D:D:D
By knock one up, he means build a snow machine.
Retlaw.


jaysay 12-01-2010 09:39

Re: a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol
 
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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 777668)
Ooooooooooooooh you are awful.:eek::eek:
In this case your filthy mind has gone into overdrive.:D:D:D:D
By knock one up, he means build a snow machine.
Retlaw.

Thanks for clearing that up Retlaw:D


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