I want to go home
 

Six-year farce of the asylum seeker who wants to go home | Mail Online

Its another for the list of you couldn't make it up, here's an asylum seeker who wants to go home because its to cold. He's been kept here for 6 years even though he has stowed away on six occasions, its costing the British tax payer £100 a night to keep him here:confused::confused:

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that will teach them , if you come here you stay here for teh cold as well as teh wet lol

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Completely Bonkers !!!


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I thought Asylum seekers are allowed to stay only if there is a threat to their lives if returned to their home Country?

It seems that this guy, considers the so called threat, to be very small compared with the discomfort of a few cold days here.

I think if he wants to go back let him, so long as he isn't allowed to keep anything he has gained since coming into this Country.
:mad:

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Misleading headlines about global warming, have a lot to answer for.

It'd be cheaper if the government chartered a plane, and dropped him home by parachute.

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How about minus the chute

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cant because of the damn health and safety brigade :(

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Don't tell um:rolleyes:

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Even if you went really low & slow ? :rolleyes:

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That would be even worse, because the pilot and the guy that has the job of pushing him out would have to fill in a risk assessment form, to prove that they would be o.k. if half-way through the door he changed his mind about being repatriated.
:p

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But if the rock goes out first he's guaranteed to follow !! :)

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you cant get blood out of a stone but it seems you can get some onto a stone quite easily :D

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I appear to have failed to mention the reason why he'd follow, that would be because the Rock would be tied to his Gentlemans' vegetables :D :D :D

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you mean somthing like this ?

http://www.mitchmagee.com/blog/wp-co..._on_stick2.jpg

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Ah, well now, you're not on your own in missing out on a bit of information, I should have mentioned that to pay for his journey home he would have to forfeit his meat & two veg' before he got onto the aircraft, just to make sure he didn't have any progeny attempting to make Asylum a family tradition in a few years time, so there wouldn't be anything left to tie the rock to!
:eek:

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Missing a couple of Spring onions !!! :D:D

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Your horrible you lot really, all this guy wants to do is do an ET and go home, and we won't let him, he's an asylum seeker, but he's our asylum seeker and he's staying:D

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exactly aint his fault he has to stay is it?:D

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Most of them come over on lorry's so why charter a plane to send them back just dump them in one big lorry its got to be cheaper than a plane

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Dump them in mick or underneath where they usually travel:D

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It really does show how ridiculous things have become, loads of people coming into Uk looking for Asylum,admittedly some are genuine & thats' not really a problem, but amongst the few genuine cases there's a lot of Dross & all they want to do is screw the UK for what they can.

This then upsets people and they demand action "send em back" the cry, Government tells us it's doing all it can to remove the spongers & deadlegs, yet someone voluntarily wants to leave & they won't let him ?? :confused: ?? it really does beggar belief.