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Do you know someone with cancer Blazey ?
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Only get the mail on a Saturday for its familiar TV mag but every week without fail there is some - the country is ruined because X is going to happen story (straight bananas etc etc etc etc). I'm 50 this year and it really scares me that soon I will begin to nod my head sagely when i see such tales of doom instead of laugh heartily as I do now.
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theyre covering themselves just in case it dont happen ...
CHILDLESSNESS SUZANNE MOORE: I'm sick of being told it's all our fault | Mail Online CHILDREN 'Prostate risk' in having a family, according to new study | Mail Online |
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I just can't understand why people read the Daily Mail. All it does is try to scare the living daylights out of people and tells everyone they're not good enough.
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This isn't insensitive, if that is what you are getting at. This is simply pointing out how stupid the Daily Mail is. |
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Didn't really need that to point out how stupid n inept the mail is,:confused: like widnes viking i buy it on sats only fer tv mag. NO other reason.
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Why don't you just view tv guides online rather than buying into stupidity? You're only funding even more stupid stories.
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Blazey , don't jump down everyone's throughts if they ask a question ! :confused: |
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Maybe I'm missing the point but there are many many tv magazines that DON'T come with a trashy newspaper that cost just as much as a newspaper. |
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Maybe you should take a step into the real world and read threads other than ones that cause you amusement or give you a reason to goad members. You really are the limit with your insensitive ways (and by the way this is not about Ianto dying of cancer) but if you care to read back just a couple of weeks (if you can find the time in between trying to wind people up) you might just find the reason as to why I find your pathetic post so offensive. You really are the limit!!!!!
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Berty WOSTERSHIRE SAUCE ? and GARDENS gives you cancer...what a load of bollocks
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Seems to me as that some of our members can post willy nilly just to try and goad other members (without any thought into what is really going on round here). Most of you will know what I am talking about and understand when I get riled about stupid posts about the causes of cancer. For goodness sake why can't members stop and think before posting???? Just hang fire before you hit the keys, bet if you were talking to people face to face you would think first!!!
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Science reveals shock new Daily Mail code
MATHEMATICIANS at top boffin coffin Oxford University have uncovered a secret code in the pages of the Daily Mail. Close study of the text has shocked the egghead community - revealing a series of cogent, legible messages, cunningly hidden within the rambling paragraphs of the unreasonable right-wing rabbit hutch liner. Dr Jonathan Arms and Dr Rebecca Sh, the authors of the research which is published in this month's Science magazine, say that they first noticed the phenomenon after staring blankly for several hours at a single Daily Mail story under laboratory conditions. "The journalist seemed to be blaming asylum seekers for him not liking the winning entry for the Turner Prize," Dr Arms explains. "We couldn't make head or tail of it. But then I thought of just reading every 50th letter." "And there it was," says Dr Sh. "A secret message - 'HELP HELP I AM AFRAID OF EVERYTHING'." Astonished by their findings, the pair continued and uncovered the tear-jerking "DESPITE MY COMFORTABLE LIFESTYLE I AM BIZARRELY JEALOUS OF THE POOR AND NEEDY" woven into an otherwise senseless Lynda Lee Potter piece about babysitting; the words "I DON'T TRUST ANYBODY" in a seemingly unintelligible article on why the new breed of working mums can have it all; and the phrase "COLOUREDS WILL EAT MY CHILDREN" threaded through a week's worth of Fred Bassett cartoons. Scholars have looked for sense in the Daily Mail for thousands of years, but it is only in the last two decades that computers have made the text searches inevitable. The discovery of the so-called Daily Mail code has been pooh-poohed by Fleet Street. "This is old wives' hat," said Piers Morgan last night. "You can find the same so-called codes in the Daily Telegraph and FHM if you look hard enough." But excitement about the findings is running high, with academics excited at the first evidence of a guiding intelligence behind the newspaper. A book about the discovery, called simply The Daily Mail Code, is expected to top both the book and R&B single charts on release. It will be serialised in the Daily Mail starting on Monday, followed by a week-long series on how reading the book can give you cancer. |
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I have cleaned up this thread as best I can. Maybe we can keep it on topic and try not to attack each other. |
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