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She's kicked him into touch
Just come on Sky News that Cheryl Cole (Tweedy again) as kicked Ashley into touch, serves the cheating swine right, what do these guys want besides gelding:rolleyes:
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Should have known right from the start. |
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wow breaking news some bint dumps a footballer by text
was it a slow day for news seriously woudl you really consider it to be worthy of all teh fuss its getting the news is turning into jeremy kyle |
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If he were geting all he needed at home he wouldn't need to stray. Retlaw. |
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Who cares?:confused:
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I agree with you there on what you say jaysay
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syk sports had this as breaking news today despite it happening ages ago and the bbc ran a story on yesterdays bombing of a court house perhaps if tehre was some daft tart with a decent set of boobs in teh court house sky would have gone with the story lol sky news is teh TV equivalent of the daily sport |
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he aint got any vumph in his feet at the minute kate .. he broke his ankle a couple of weeks ago ....
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Maybe he thinks if he plays away often enough he will get the Chelsea captaincy
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she's gone for a real man :D
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If that's a todays real man, I'm glad I've stopped looking for one:rolleyes:
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Though as Edwina, Countess Mountbatten of Burma used to say, once you've gone black there's no going back, so she'd better ditch blondie sharpish.
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Here's a little quiz .... and it is on topic .... complete the line of poetry:
Much wine (or beer if you prefer) had passed, with brave discourse Of who .................................. Here's a hint: James Wilmot, Earl of Rochester. |
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Ha ha...you're not getting me banned!:p Dirty Lord John. |
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Men look at women the way a woman looks at a box of chocolates.........always a new interesting one in the box that is just asking to be tasted.
I saw a little piece in the paper yesterday asking why men indulged in 'Text sex'(whatever that might be...sounds a bit bogus to me) and it said that men who indulge in this pursuit, get all the trouble without ever having dipped their bread in the gravy.......well, it made me smile. Stupid Ashley Cole.....thinking he would'nt get sprung. Stupid Cheryl Cole for not kicking him to the kerb the first time he was unfaithful. In football terms I guess that is a draw then! |
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Oh Jaysay......! what are you like?
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I nearly said keeps her mouth shut.:hehetable |
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Aaaah Didums, Ashley Cole is trying to blame his wife for the split.......she allowed her mother to move in with them.......and this meant that Cheryl had little time for passion.
God forbid man, you lived in a nine bedroomed mansion.......not a two up two down terraced house. Methinks it might be more likely that she sussed out that you couldn't keep your flies zipped, and didn't want to end up with some nasty disease. Grow up and take repsonsibility for your actions. |
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Silly sod, he didn't realise how good he had things with her, she'll go on singing & entertaining for years to come, plus if she keeps her looks she'll be doing the beauty products for a fair while too (Like Andie McDowell), raking the ackers in.
What's he got maybe another 10 years Premiership Footie, possibly something in lower Divisions later if he's lucky a managerial position ? or Pundit on a Sports show, not a lot of options really. When he could've been a kept man with a pretty Wife, what a Muppet, all that for some owd Slapper who's had more men under her than a Navy Commodore ! :bangh8: :clown: |
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inlaws unlike pets ARE just for xmas :) , and other social family gatherings like funerals preferably theirs :D |
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Think it would be interesting (from an historical point of view) to read/hear what the likes of Bryan Douglas and Ronnie Clayton think about the money aspects of modern day football .
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Sealions have better ball control than footballers - let them eat fish.
Did you really expect human decency from a man whose brain is in his feet and balls? |
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Anyway she is well shot of the cheating scum.....she should have done that the first time he was caught....would have saved a lot of hassle. |
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or are you uspest that he didnt have a kitchen sink to chain her to so she couldnt go off wandering talking to snakes and eating apples lol |
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It was allegorical........and Adam had a choice as to whether to eat the apple or not....so I guess it was his own fault then...a bit like Ashley Cole.
And as for the comment about the kitchen sink and talking snakes.......what are you on? I'll have a quarter of whatever it is:D(certainly isn't Sarsaparilla drops). |
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Adam was hungry Ashley Cole couldnt control his snake. :D:D |
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Depressed Ashley Cole tells pals he may quit football because Accyweb members keep picking on him - MirrorFootball.co.uk
See what you've done now, keep picking on the poor lad!:D:D |
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The whole thing is a collaboration with Will.i.am and a shameless cash in on the nation's love affair with her. My wife bought me that and a poster of her in just her underwear for my study wall. On balance, I certainly wouldn't kick Ms Cole out of bed for working on a lousy album but that comes with a proviso from my wife that she potentially gets the same deal with Brad Pitt... |
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Ah well, this is how to tell if you are 'past it'........I can think of no-one who would induce me to ditch my nightwear.
I just dream of a hard bed, a soft pillow and a fluffy duvet......so I reckon I qualify :D |
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me and my ex partner had a list of fantasy people who we could sleep with if we ever met them.
she chose bradd pitt i chose her sister :D |
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