Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 790951)

Just come on Sky News that Cheryl Cole (Tweedy again) as kicked Ashley into touch, serves the cheating swine right, what do these guys want besides gelding:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 790951)

Just come on Sky News that Cheryl Cole (Tweedy again) as kicked Ashley into touch, serves the cheating swine right, what do these guys want besides gelding:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 791029)

Nay jaysay.
If he were geting all he needed at home he wouldn't need to stray.
Retlaw.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 791057)

Who cares?:confused:

Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 791029)

Nay jaysay.
If he were geting all he needed at home he wouldn't need to stray.
Retlaw.

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 791181)

If that's a todays real man, I'm glad I've stopped looking for one:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 791149)

she's gone for a real man :D
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/C...rek-Hough1.jpg

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 791206)

Here's a little quiz .... and it is on topic .... complete the line of poetry:

Much wine (or beer if you prefer) had passed, with brave discourse
Of who ..................................

Here's a hint: James Wilmot, Earl of Rochester.

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 791231)

Men look at women the way a woman looks at a box of chocolates.........always a new interesting one in the box that is just asking to be tasted.

I saw a little piece in the paper yesterday asking why men indulged in 'Text sex'(whatever that might be...sounds a bit bogus to me) and it said that men who indulge in this pursuit, get all the trouble without ever having dipped their bread in the gravy.......well, it made me smile.

Stupid Ashley Cole.....thinking he would'nt get sprung.
Stupid Cheryl Cole for not kicking him to the kerb the first time he was unfaithful.
In football terms I guess that is a draw then!

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 790951)

Just come on Sky News that Cheryl Cole (Tweedy again) as kicked Ashley into touch, serves the cheating swine right, what do these guys want besides gelding:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 791325)

Be alright on the night.

Cheryl ‘Spends Night With Derek Hough’ | Cheryl Cole | News | MTV UK

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 791327)

are ya gonna geld her as well? six of one fer my money n youve been had mate.:D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 791403)

Don't be silly cashy she can be recycled, I'm sure Less wouldn't mind her chained to his sink :D :D:D

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 791213)

'Of who diddles who, and who does worse'

Ha ha...you're not getting me banned!:p

Dirty Lord John.

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 791476)

You got it in one .... only, you diddled up the metre.:D

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 791841)

Ashley Cole is trying to blame his wife for the split.......she allowed her mother to move in with them........

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 792337)

cheating or no cheating that alone would justify him giving her the boot

inlaws unlike pets ARE just for xmas :) , and other social family gatherings like funerals

preferably theirs :D

Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 792339)

Think it would be interesting (from an historical point of view) to read/hear what the likes of Bryan Douglas and Ronnie Clayton think about the money aspects of modern day football .

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 792337)

cheating or no cheating that alone would justify him giving her the boot

inlaws unlike pets ARE just for xmas :) , and other social family gatherings like funerals

preferably theirs :D

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 792566)

Men usually look for someone else they can blame for their own failings.....even Adam blamed Eve.
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 792629)

It was allegorical........and Adam had a choice as to whether to eat the apple or not....so I guess it was his own fault then...a bit like Ashley Cole.
And as for the comment about the kitchen sink and talking snakes.......what are you on? I'll have a quarter of whatever it is:D(certainly isn't Sarsaparilla drops).

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 792629)

It was allegorical........and Adam had a choice as to whether to eat the apple or not....so I guess it was his own fault then...a bit like Ashley Cole.
And as for the comment about the kitchen sink and talking snakes.......what are you on? I'll have a quarter of whatever it is:D(certainly isn't Sarsaparilla drops).

Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 791425)

She's welcome at Benitowers as long as she doesn't talk or sing:D

I nearly said keeps her mouth shut.:hehetable

Originally Posted by LYNX1 (Post 792658)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm pete. I worry about you sometimes, gonna give yourself a heart attack thinking about things like that :D

Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 792675)

I meant i wouldn't mind her miming to Barbara Streisand.:rolleyes::D

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 791055)

Exactly, just because she has a pretty face does not mean she is any good at cooking :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 793045)

She's certainly no good at writing records, as her album shows.

The whole thing is a collaboration with Will.i.am and a shameless cash in on the nation's love affair with her. My wife bought me that and a poster of her in just her underwear for my study wall.

On balance, I certainly wouldn't kick Ms Cole out of bed for working on a lousy album but that comes with a proviso from my wife that she potentially gets the same deal with Brad Pitt...

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 793092)

Life is full of dreamers Ken both male and female:D

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 793105)

Don't be so sure jaysay, Funny place is Rishton.:D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 793108)

Well I wasn't going to say nout cashy:D

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 793190)

me and my ex partner had a list of fantasy people who we could sleep with if we ever met them.

she chose bradd pitt

i chose her sister :D