Hard Times A-Knockin'
 

Well here it is Sunday and I had a rat-ta-tat-tatting upon my Plastic door.
I opened it to find a Political Campaigner wishing to secure my vote, I was tempted at first to ask if he had walked down the wrong street after all I know it's daylight but we don't get many Politicians down our way.

Then it was revealed to me that he was with the Labour Candidate Graham Jones.
We passed a few moments discussing the local area his Competition and then we got on to the subject of accyweb, another few amusing moments were passed then graham asked, "and what's your user name?", on replying Less I have never seen anyones colour drain so quickly as he exited stage left.:D

Actually he showed a great deal of tolerance and steely nerve as without a skip in his conversation he carried on talking to me as if I was a normal human being, thanks for the visit graham, I wonder if the opposition, (if it exists), will likewise grace my doorstep with their presence and be willing to spend time talking about what the area needs and what is required from Government to improve it's lot?

I was reminded of the Beatles song With the line 10,000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire, that's a lot of holes, but you have 43,000 households you hope to visit, that is some quest, still now I'm out of the way, only 42,999 left to go.

Good luck with the rest of your Campaign.

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You're so boring!

You should have slipped a tea-towel round your head, tied it like a headscarf, and told him you were the faux Marlene, writer of political missives, and you'd rather keep your Accy Web usernmame secret, thank you very much for asking, you nosey young man.

:D

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For added drama, just before announcing this, you could have performed a little faux cough.

;)

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"Me, Boring? How dare you", he droned.

It's Sunday, not only Sunday, but Easter Sunday, everywhere is closed, if I needed a dummy to spit out where could I find one at short notice?

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I am sure you would have found a shop open selling Halal Certified Pacifiers (Dummys) in the Hyndburn area

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It was interesting to meet you Less. As soon it was AccyWeb member I popped over. Tory or Labour or AN Other doesn't matter. Thanks for the chat.

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I'd like to wish you a speedy recovery Graham :)

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See rindy, it was interesting, to meet me, not Boring like you said what I am.

(note to self, anyone that can lie with such a straight face gets my vote).:D

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I bet he did not offer you a brew Graham:D

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I wouldn't have wanted to compromise his position, that could have been construed by our over-sensitive Tories as a contribution to his Campaign Funds.
;)

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And today I met Mick again. Canvassed from Blackburn Rd to Buckingham Grove.

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And what did we chat about ................yep LESS hehe

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You got Graham to talk about something other than Politics?

Must be an interesting subject that takes his mind off the ball.

:)

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I honestly can't understand why anybody(even Garinda) could call you boring Less:D

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He's met me.
:rolleyes:

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Oh I see:D

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Yes and he has another shorter description of me but on here it always comes out ****

and there is no way even accidentally he would compliment me with a four star rating.
:p

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You don't get on then:D

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If I was a house on fire he would be there for me, with some more petrol in case I looked like I was going out.
:)

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That good eh:D A friend in need is a friend indeed:D

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To tell you the truth, rindy and I could be the modern day version of the virgin birth, mainly because every bed sitting B&B we try to cum across claims in an extremely Tory, (looking down their nose in disgust, whilst worrying about the batteries in the vibrator stuck firmly up their, hotel type register book), that there's no room to let us Inn!

Yet another waste of holiday booking fees and extra smooth Vaseline!:mad:

One day Rindy, one day... until then I think you should continue to claim to be the LAYDEEE!

Then at least you might be able to get your deposit back.
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Not had the very lovely Rev Kev round yet but his benevolent face is beaming down from a banner on a fence just as you leave Church towards Intack ....sadly I was on the bus when I saw it and didn't have a flame thrower or a tin of pink paint to hand.:mosher:

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Can see that lasting long lindsay:rolleyes:

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I take it back.

Madness is not necessarily boring.

:D

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How dare you! Don't you dare call me mad that is as offensive as saying that all homosexuals should be called gay, some of them can be as miserable as the rest of us.

In future when referring to my affliction please use the term 'not a full shilling', or perhaps just say gently, 'it's a shame about his loose screw, if it was ever to fall out he will have lost the lot'.
:Banane37::Banane38::Banane30::Banane27::Banane40:

Perhaps I have gone banana's but I'm not mad, I'm quite placid.
:cool: