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MargaretR 17-05-2010 13:36

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It is tent erection time on Heys playing field:rolleyes:

Six adults, two children and two dogs have erected a big 3 roomed igloo on the football pitch.

As long as they pack up before nightfall I suppose no-one will move them,
although I am sure that it contravenes the 'rules' on that big sign the LCC put up, and which they have pitched next to.

As long as they don't start playing music, they aren't really a nuisance
...just an eyesore.

An 8ft high metal fence is due for erection when the field is 'refurbished'.
Maybe they will have to use Rhyddings Park then.

There are tent cities in USA where homeless people have gathered to live.
Heaven forbid!! that I could have one such on my doorstep:eek:

MargaretR 17-05-2010 13:54

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They are packing it up now - was obviously just a test of tent erection skills

emamum 17-05-2010 13:57

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i can tell when i have to shut tys bedroom window so he cant hear all the kids playing out when he's going to bed

flashy 17-05-2010 15:31

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i can tell when the young woman across the back lets her 4/5 year old kids scream and shout whilst playing out till 10pm when i'm trying to watch telly and she lets them out at 7 am before school too

accyman 17-05-2010 16:46

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you can usually tell its summer by the extra rain we get :)

flashy 17-05-2010 16:53

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can tell it's summer WHEN MY MATE HAS A SHAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

accyman 17-05-2010 23:07

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 815533)
can tell it's summer WHEN MY MATE HAS A SHAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont tell me spongebob square boob has a beard as well now :eek:

cashman 17-05-2010 23:20

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can understand the adults n kids, but what part did the 2 dogs play in erecting it?:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

garinda 17-05-2010 23:21

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 815488)
It is tent erection time on Heys playing field:rolleyes:

I thought the saying was 'one swallow doesn't make a summer', and not heralded by the first erection you see.



'Do what we can, summer will have its flies.' ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

:indeplus:

MargaretR 17-05-2010 23:24

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 815617)
can understand the adults n kids, but what part did the 2 dogs play in erecting it?:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Their contribution was cr......:) all

garinda 17-05-2010 23:27

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 815617)
can understand the adults n kids, but what part did the 2 dogs play in erecting it?:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Perhaps they were trained Guide dogs, in charge of the ropes.

MargaretR 17-05-2010 23:30

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 815618)
I thought the saying was 'one swallow doesn't make a summer', and not heralded by the first erection you see.



'Do what we can, summer will have its flies.' ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

:indeplus:

I can't reply as I would like because we aren't in 'over 18s'
.....I am in the Autumn of life so don't feel the lack;)

Tealeaf 18-05-2010 01:12

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 815488)
It is tent erection time on Heys playing field:rolleyes:

Six adults, two children and two dogs have erected a big 3 roomed igloo on the football pitch.
:eek:

Thats Ok...just watch out for Garinda erecting his tent up there next week.

jaysay 18-05-2010 09:14

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 815649)
Thats Ok...just watch out for Garinda erecting his tent up there next week.

Na Tealeaf Garinda don't camp up there these days:rolleyes:

shillelagh 18-05-2010 12:21

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when in a line of washing out on the line .. a bird craps on the sheet in the middle ...:rolleyes:

'erindoors 18-05-2010 12:56

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I can tell summer has come coz all the odd bods come out. Skinny pigeon chested pasty white teenagers with their tops off (as if I want to see their pasty nipples!!!!) Ewwwww! xx

garinda 18-05-2010 15:48

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Originally Posted by 'erindoors (Post 815724)
I can tell summer has come coz all the odd bods come out. Skinny pigeon chested pasty white teenagers with their tops off (as if I want to see their pasty nipples!!!!) Ewwwww! xx

We were laughing at them, and saying the same thing, because there were loads strutting round Accy today.

What I want to know is why, with their hoodies off so much, does their skin stay the colour of milk that's gone off?

:rolleyes::eek::D

jaysay 19-05-2010 09:40

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The mowing gangs appear on our Estate

garinda 19-05-2010 11:01

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 815973)
The mowing gangs appear on our Estate

I didn't know you had gang related trouble up there.

Are you and MargaretR bloods, being in the same 'hood?

:D

jaysay 19-05-2010 14:46

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 816000)
I didn't know you had gang related trouble up there.

Are you and MargaretR bloods, being in the same 'hood?

:D

In the land of Manual work, a gang are a group of men (or women to be pc:rolleyes:)working together Garinda, just thought I'd point that out:D:p

garinda 19-05-2010 14:49

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 816027)
In the land of Manual work, a gang are a group of men (or women to be pc:rolleyes:)working together Garinda, just thought I'd point that out:D:p

Oh ok, how boring.

Then I won't look out for a pair of your slippers, slung over a telegraph wire, proclaiming the area as your gang's territory.

:D

jaysay 20-05-2010 09:37

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 816029)
Oh ok, how boring.

Then I won't look out for a pair of your slippers, slung over a telegraph wire, proclaiming the area as your gang's territory.

:D

Ossy was my gangs territory and your on it, gedoff:D

mallard 21-05-2010 11:22

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they say it has to be a hot one to day, i think its grate.

Barrie Yates 21-05-2010 17:13

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Paeonies(?) are in full bloom, roses are just opening, Lily of the Valley in bloom, lilac starting to fade and many of the bedding plants are in full flush and so far 5 species of butterflies - I know that spring is here and summer is on the way - 24 deg today, BBQ this weekend

Retlaw 21-05-2010 18:21

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 816503)
Paeonies(?) are in full bloom, roses are just opening, Lily of the Valley in bloom, lilac starting to fade and many of the bedding plants are in full flush and so far 5 species of butterflies - I know that spring is here and summer is on the way - 24 deg today, BBQ this weekend

I can tell there's a change in the weather when you get all that stink of burning food wafting about.
There was a time when food was cooked in the kitchen and the toilet was in the backyard.
Now the toilet is in the house, and the food is burnt outside, plus the boom boxes, and all the drunken idiots shouting to be heard over the din its making. Selfish and ignorant comes to mind.


Retlaw

JCB 21-05-2010 21:09

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When the flies are swarming around the fortnightly emptied wheelie bins.

Wynonie Harris 21-05-2010 21:15

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...when there's a lot more chapel hat pegs around. ;)

garinda 21-05-2010 21:48

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 816575)
...when there's a lot more chapel hat pegs around. ;)


I though Chapel hat pegs were more evident in cold weather.

Although in winter you'll be less likely to see them, because they'll be covered up with coats.

;)

Wynonie Harris 21-05-2010 21:58

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 816583)
I though Chapel hat pegs were more evident in cold weather.

Although in winter you'll be less likely to see them, because they'll be covered up with coats.

;)

Think possibly point two applies, Gary.

MargaretR 21-05-2010 21:58

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....when naps outside on the lawn are interrupted by Greensleeves.
Just how many times in a day do people buy icecream?:rolleyes:

garinda 21-05-2010 22:02

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Riots.

Brits never go in for civil unrest when it's parky.

They need some warmth to make them get a bit feisty.

cashman 21-05-2010 22:04

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I could tell summer has come, when today walking down our street was a Bald Middle aged clown, with thick black specs, wearing a donkey type jacket which was open, showing his bare chest. i thought what a pillock.:rolleyes:

garinda 21-05-2010 22:10

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 816591)
I could tell summer has come, when today walking down our street was a Bald Middle aged clown, with thick black specs, wearing a donkey type jacket which was open, showing his bare chest. i thought what a pillock.:rolleyes:

Good God.

It wasn't him was it?

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shillelagh 21-05-2010 22:10

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 816591)
I could tell summer has come, when today walking down our street was a Bald Middle aged clown, with thick black specs, wearing a donkey type jacket which was open, showing his bare chest. i thought what a pillock.:rolleyes:


you saw neil today then cashy? :D:D:D

garinda 21-05-2010 22:11

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Though I'm taking it the lovely washable locks are one of his imports, and that because it was so warm, he let the sun shine on his bonce.

:D

jaysay 22-05-2010 09:21

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 816593)

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:
Wish you'd mark these post with a laughter warning Garinda, bloody coffee all over the keyboard again:D:D:D

jaysay 22-05-2010 09:24

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Anybody witness the typical Brit yet, khaki shorts, string vest, knotted hanky, sandals with black socks:D:D

emzy 22-05-2010 09:31

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 816678)
Anybody witness the typical Brit yet, khaki shorts, string vest, knotted hanky, sandals with black socks:D:D


Theres a gent ive seen a few times wandering around accy market waring a knoted hanky, but he wears that no matter the weather, had it on when it was snowing once so dont quite understand that.

I dont like the summer, I have to strim the grass :(

garinda 22-05-2010 09:33

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Originally Posted by emzy (Post 816684)
I dont like the summer, I have to strim the grass :(

Oh it's too warm to work.

Let your lady garden grow wild.

:D

emzy 22-05-2010 09:35

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 816686)
Oh it's too warm to work.

Let your lady garden grow wild.

:D


Trust you!!
:rolleyes:

oliver93 22-05-2010 09:57

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I know its summer because I have to physically drag my little siblings in for supper. also when I have to use sun block to keep may flat chest pasty:p

MargaretR 22-05-2010 10:20

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I've got my aircon machine going full blast :D

jaysay 22-05-2010 10:27

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 816711)
I've got my aircon machine going full blast :D

Switched mine on to yesterday Margaret:D

shillelagh 22-05-2010 17:59

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when in your house you got the radio on .. and you cant hear it cos of the neighbours having a barbecue ... who have a pile of grandkids and music blasting out ..

jaysay 23-05-2010 09:45

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 816811)
when in your house you got the radio on .. and you cant hear it cos of the neighbours having a barbecue ... who have a pile of grandkids and music blasting out ..

Spoil sport:D

shillelagh 23-05-2010 12:33

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im knackered .. having to cut the grass .. its only half done in the back garden .. and i dont want to do anymore ... only started at midday!!! and ive still got the front to do ... best get a move on tho .. the washings to go out yet!!! :D

jaysay 24-05-2010 08:49

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 817015)
im knackered .. having to cut the grass .. its only half done in the back garden .. and i dont want to do anymore ... only started at midday!!! and ive still got the front to do ... best get a move on tho .. the washings to go out yet!!! :D

Why don't you speak nicely to Neil and ask him if you can borrow a goat for the day Jen:D

SPUGGIE J 24-05-2010 14:34

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AT LEAST IT IS SUNNY DOWN THERE!!!! We got rain up here. :(

shillelagh 24-05-2010 14:40

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 817139)
Why don't you speak nicely to Neil and ask him if you can borrow a goat for the day Jen:D


jaysay id need a herd of goats to keep the flipping grass, dandelions, buttercups down ... just finished the front .. at least it didnt take as long to do the back :D:D:D

jaysay 24-05-2010 14:46

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 817215)
jaysay id need a herd of goats to keep the flipping grass, dandelions, buttercups down ... just finished the front .. at least it didnt take as long to do the back :D:D:D

In that case you'll have to keep Neil there too Jen:D

Neil 24-05-2010 14:46

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Originally Posted by JCB (Post 816573)
When the flies are swarming around the fortnightly emptied wheelie bins.

You won't have a problem if you shut the lid

Neil 24-05-2010 14:46

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 817214)
AT LEAST IT IS SUNNY DOWN THERE!!!! We got rain up here. :(

It always rains up there

shillelagh 24-05-2010 15:00

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 817216)
In that case you'll have to keep Neil there too Jen:D


no thanks .. you can keep him jaysay .... :D:D:D

jaysay 24-05-2010 15:07

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 817224)
no thanks .. you can keep him jaysay .... :D:D:D

Now thats not nice Jen, Neil will be cut to the quick:D

SPUGGIE J 24-05-2010 17:40

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 817218)
It always rains up there

True thats why we dont have hosepipe bans when it summer time. :p

DaveinGermany 30-05-2010 18:57

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You're going to bed & it's light & you're getting up & it's light ! :) That & the birds seem to be constantly chirping away.


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